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 Posted: Fri Apr 10, 2009 12:37 am
This is how it works...
Person 1:
I wish i wasn't so hungry
Person 2:
Granted, but you ate so much you explode.
I Wish i had a million dollars.
Person 3:
Granted, you have a million monopoly dollars and when you try to spend it, you are arrested and make some... interesting friends in jail.
and so on...
I'll get this started,
i wish all things were easy.
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Posted: Sat Apr 11, 2009 9:08 pm
granted, but they are not easy FOR YOU!
I wish I was nocturnal.
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Posted: Sun Apr 12, 2009 2:24 am
granted but the sun comes out at night rofl
i wish my dog would listen and obey to the commands i give him.
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Posted: Tue Apr 21, 2009 6:25 pm
Granted, but then your dog explodes and ruins your carpet.
I wish I had an iPod Nano.
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Posted: Wed Apr 22, 2009 11:42 am
granted, but it doesn't work most of the time, and when it does it only plays songs you hate.
I wish I could live and breathe under water!
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Posted: Wed Apr 22, 2009 11:56 am
Granted, but pollution makes the water unsafe to be near.
I wish I had a better avi.
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Posted: Wed Apr 22, 2009 5:40 pm
Granted but then you become blind and cannot bask in the beauty of your beautiful avatar!
I wish drinking toxic waste will give me pretty wings
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Posted: Sun May 03, 2009 6:29 pm
»»He has been trying to sing
Love into existant
But he has failed.
Granted, unfortunately the toxic waste kills you, making sure that you never get to use your pretty wings.
I wish I could travel into the world of books. Can you hear the beat of the S O U L.««
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Posted: Wed May 06, 2009 7:22 am
granted but you eventually become crazy forget how to enter them and die a hoplessly lonely life.
i wish i could be with my girlfriend more often.
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Posted: Mon May 11, 2009 2:33 pm
Granted but then your family eats your stash of food.
I wish I could cure myself of this writers block :/
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Posted: Wed May 13, 2009 9:50 am
granted but your too busy to ever write anything.
i wish i could have sex all the time...never mind that wish was already granted ummmmm just a sec i have to think about this one.
ok i wish i had ....wait nope that wont work
hmmm.
i wish i had more rare gaia items.
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Posted: Wed May 27, 2009 10:41 am
granted, but one of the rare items is a man-eating parenna and eats your stuff while you watch, then you.
I wish I could shapeshift.
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Posted: Sat Jun 06, 2009 7:58 pm
@Jester: OMG That really happened! o_____o
Granted, but you can only shapeshift into Magikarp. Splash. Splash.
I wish I wasn't sleepy ;-;
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Posted: Sat Jun 06, 2009 8:14 pm
»»Dark and light
They’re both the same
It’s the Neutral party who differs the most.
Granted. But you are always awake and die of boredom.
I wish that I could phase through objects. Because words leave the biggest wounds.««
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Posted: Sun Jun 07, 2009 9:23 am
Granted but you can never touch or hold solid items, therefore you cannot feed yourself and die of starvation.
I wish I could stop having seizures.
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