Corrupt A Wish Game

[TheDeadJesterKing]

This is how it works...

Person 1:
I wish i wasn't so hungry

Person 2:
Granted, but you ate so much you explode.

I Wish i had a million dollars.

Person 3:
Granted, you have a million monopoly dollars and when you try to spend it, you are arrested and make some... interesting friends in jail.

and so on...

I'll get this started,
i wish all things were easy.  

[AzulSandy]

granted, but they are not easy FOR YOU!

I wish I was nocturnal.  

[TheDeadJesterKing]

granted but the sun comes out at night rofl

i wish my dog would listen and obey to the commands i give him.  

[meeiji]

Granted, but then your dog explodes and ruins your carpet.

I wish I had an iPod Nano.  

[AzulSandy]

granted, but it doesn't work most of the time, and when it does it only plays songs you hate.

I wish I could live and breathe under water!  

[Articx-Frost]

Granted, but pollution makes the water unsafe to be near.

I wish I had a better avi.  

[meeiji]

Granted but then you become blind and cannot bask in the beauty of your beautiful avatar!

I wish drinking toxic waste will give me pretty wings  

[An Ineffable Conclusion]

»»He has been trying to sing
Love into existant
But he has failed.

Granted, unfortunately the toxic waste kills you, making sure that you never get to use your pretty wings.

I wish I could travel into the world of books.

Can you hear the beat of the S O U L.««

 

[TheDeadJesterKing]

granted but you eventually become crazy forget how to enter them and die a hoplessly lonely life.

i wish i could be with my girlfriend more often.  

[meeiji]

Granted but then your family eats your stash of food.

I wish I could cure myself of this writers block :/  

[TheDeadJesterKing]

granted but your too busy to ever write anything.

i wish i could have sex all the time...never mind that wish was already granted ummmmm just a sec i have to think about this one.



ok i wish i had ....wait nope that wont work


hmmm.
i wish i had more rare gaia items.  

[Nyx Twilight Moon]

granted, but one of the rare items is a man-eating parenna and eats your stuff while you watch, then you.

I wish I could shapeshift.  

[meeiji]

@Jester: OMG That really happened! o_____o

Granted, but you can only shapeshift into Magikarp. Splash. Splash.

I wish I wasn't sleepy ;-;  

[An Ineffable Conclusion]

»»Dark and light
They’re both the same
It’s the Neutral party who differs the most.

Granted. But you are always awake and die of boredom.

I wish that I could phase through objects.

Because words leave the biggest wounds.««

 

[AlyaColman]

Granted but you can never touch or hold solid items, therefore you cannot feed yourself and die of starvation.

I wish I could stop having seizures.