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Hey, I'm kinda making a fanfic about the Cullens and kinda an April Fools kinda theme to it, and I never thought about what Emmett could do to Bella, Jacob, and Carlisle. For Carlisle, I only put that he couldn't find his medical bag. For Bella, my friends gave me 3 options and for Jake, 2 option to what can happen to them. I want to hear ur opinions. Which one should I use:

Bella:
~ Emmett dyes (or switches, whatever works) Bella's brown contacts to red
~ Emmett tells Charlie that Bella was arrested by the Dominican Republic (IDK why...)
OR
~ Emmett shrinks ALL of Bella's clothes so that they fit Reneesme.

For Jake:
~ Emmett switches ALL of Jacob's human stuff w/ dog stuff (dog foods, a leash, and collar)
OR
~ Emmett writes a fake letter to Jake saying that Seth imprinted on Reneesme.

So, these were the options I was given by mi friends. Just tell me what you think is best, and I'll choose whatever is favored the most. Also, you can give me ideas instead of choosing the ones I gave. If ur gonna give me an idea, please be creative, I'm try to make this fanfic as funni as posible. Arigatou!