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((Yes, another D&D parody, except this time, in written form))

"I told you we should have taken that other path, the directions clearly state 'go straight for 50 yards then make a right at the troll'"

"Shut up Jeheria! My globe of intelligence told me to go this way! Come on, what kind of sorcerer would I be if I didn't trust my magic items?"

"Mabey we wouldn't be stuck in a hole if you had listened to me..."

The elf sat cross legged at the bottom of a pit next to a wizard in purple robes. A little marble sat in the middle of the floor and Jeheria picked it up to inspect it.

"This is a marble! This is MY marble! You trusted a marble?! Dammit, Berus and Lia better get back quick with that rope, my a** is totally soaked from this raw sewage" Jeheria threw the marble and hit the wizard, Gram, in the forehead.

"Ow! Its not like I knew it was your marble! That halfling sold it to me, he said it was blessed by some god. It was on sale..." He mumbled and fell backwards. "You smell like s**t..."

Jeheria's face turned bright red and she raised her foot to kick him, but before she could she heard a voice above.

"We have rope. We give you end of rope." A big hulking half-orc fighter stood peering into the hole holding one end of the rope. The other end dropped in and the Druid and Sorcerer quickly climbed out.

"Thanks Berus. Now, where are we?" Jehria asked Lia, a dwarf cleric.

"Well, I would have to say we are in a dungeon, more specifically a corridor in a dungeon." Lia said, a big smile across her face just before Jeheria's fist hit the dwarf's big nose. "Oy! Fine, I'm not telling you." She turned away.

"Dammit you bunch of ninnies! Follow me." Jeheria stompped down the corridor to a spiral staircase that lead lower. Following the staircase, the group was lead to a dimly lit room. Under the light was a round table with two orcs sitting around it, each holding some cards and a big pile of gold sat on the table.

"Do you have any 5's?" One of the orcs asked.

"Hit me!" The other orc said, his other hand swaying back and forth with a mug in it.

"We're playing Go Fish, not poker." The orc's face contorted in anger.

"Thats what I said! Hey, I have 31!" The other orc said and threw his hand down, grabbing the bile of coins.

"First of all, thats 21. Secondly, we're playing Go Fish!" The orc stabbed the other orc's hand with a knife, pinning it to the table and forcing him to drop the coins.

"What a bunch of idiots we have in this cave..." Jeheria mumbled to herself, looking first at the orcs then at her own party, "Ok, lets charge them."

"But its dark in there... I no like dark" Berus said as he cringed in fear.

"Its dark right here dipshit!" Jeheria slapped him across the face.

"You right... hold me Lia." The massive half-orc jumped into the dwarf's arms.

*stops laughing* Great work there, as far as I could see there wasen't any typos or such, and overall it was alot of fun to read, not to long and not to short.

And I'm with Punk Fox, remind me to NEVER play D&D with you.. *shudders*

Sure, I don't care, lol ^_^