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Cyanide flavored skittles Crew
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 Posted: Mon May 04, 2009 9:04 am
Heh well one of my friends once asked me if i had a Zombie contingency plan for when the Zombies attack. needles to say i thought she was a bit crazy. But hey it's a fun idea so come up with your ideas for surviving the zombie apocalypse.
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Posted: Mon May 04, 2009 9:47 am
Alright so my plan depends on the type of zombie. The fast smart kind or the dump slow kind. for the fast smart kind you've got to be careful avoid highly populated area's try to gather a crew of people preferable people who know how to use a gun. gather food guns and ammo and try to hole up somewhere that is easily dependable. try to barricade the doors and windows. The zombies always find a way to get in so make sure you have a secret escape route or something. If all else fails hole up in a publix and blast heavy metal while' killing as many Zombies as possible before they naw on your Brains.
Now..for them slow dumb ones
Similar to the strategy for the fast smart kind except you want to keep moving. After you've gathered the guns food and ammo try to find a god vehicle that is rugged enough to run over the Zombies without getting stuck a large bus like a school bus or a grey hound bus would be good with a few modifications. barbed wire some fortified windows and if possible a kick a** gun mounted on the top ;3 with any luck you can out drive the zombies. If that fails fine other groups with vehicles and make a convoy. Woot for resident evil 3 what out for them crows @_0
This is assuming that these are your Basic Human zombies with no special modifications like strength speed or some other god forsaken ability. now besides the random roaming or holing up somewhere you could get a boat and go to an island somewhere preferable with a low populations this way if the Zombies have spread to this island then there will hopefully be very few of them. it is recommended to destroy any bridges or other access points for the zombies to get to you. once again finding a good building to fortify in case the zombies do get to you. by the off chance that one of the people you saved knows how to make explosives you should lay a couple of traps here or there to deter any attacks. if your still alive after a year or o try to rebuild a population.
Another plan would be to get a nice big 18 wheeler. modify it so that it can push zombies aside once again cover it in stuff like barbed wire cut out Windows from the trailer part. several feet from the ground 6 or 7 feet would be good mount a large gun there. modify the inside of the 18 wheeler to house people different types of supply and tons of guns and ammo. make sure you keep a decent size population of old people to distract the zombies if they do attack you. check every member of your party regularly for bites or scratches if they show signs of being a zombie kill them!! cause it does you know good to have an awesome vehicle if the zombies are already inside.
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Cyanide flavored skittles Crew
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Posted: Tue May 05, 2009 7:10 pm
I already answered! Dx *lazy*
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Posted: Fri May 08, 2009 12:23 am
But it is lacking details
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Cyanide flavored skittles Crew
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Posted: Wed Jun 17, 2009 10:44 am
Ain't nothing wrong with it!
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Posted: Thu Jun 18, 2009 6:52 am
Except for grammatical errors xD
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Cyanide flavored skittles Crew
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Posted: Mon Jun 22, 2009 8:44 pm
Fine you can sit and make sure it is gramatically correct while the zombies gnaw on your head.
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Posted: Tue Jun 23, 2009 4:30 pm
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Cyanide flavored skittles Crew
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Posted: Sun Sep 20, 2009 8:28 pm
 Well then enjoy your tacos
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Posted: Thu Sep 24, 2009 6:10 pm
Nice, but I only would've fallen for it if it was churros xD
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Posted: Thu Jul 15, 2010 12:11 pm
My Zombie contingency plan
Okay so when the big bite happens here is my plan.
STEP ONE! Get an outfit that is not easy to tear into or bite through. Leather duster and a lot of Denim and boots.
STEP TWO! Gather as many things from my house as I can carry weapons, food, sunglasses. You know the essentials for surviving the Zombie Apocalypse.
STEP THREE! If it is the slow dumb kind. I will just keep moving and conserve my ammunition and use some sort of bludgeoning weapon to simply push them away from me. And conserve my energy for when I really need it. If it is the slow smart Zombies I would keep away from sewers man holes sewage drains anything where they could pop out of with out me seeing. For the Fast dumb zombies I would grab me some chainsaws hold myself up at a gas station slap me up a generator with a group of people some would cut up zombies with chainsaw's others would run the generator more would build defenses to bottle neck the zombies so they go in a straight line and make it easier to fight. And others on building an escape route. If the smart fast zombies...
(Due to copyright some names had to be changed *wink*)
We take my bro's Truck, we drive over to Ma's, we go in, take care of Ray, then we grab Ma, we go over to Jessie's place, hole up, have a cup of tea and wait for this whole thing to blow over.
*Best friend* If we hole up, I wanna be somewhere familiar, I wanna know where the exits are, and I wanna be allowed to smoke.
We take my bro's Truck, go round Ma's, go in, deal with Ray, grab Mom, go to Jessie's , pick her up, bring her back here, have a cup of tea and wait for this whole thing to blow over.
*Best Friend* Perfect!
No, no, no, no, no, wait, we can't bring her back here.
*Best Friend* Why not?
Well, it's not really safe, is it?
*Best Friend* Yeah, look at the state of it.
Where's safe? Where's familiar?
*Best Friend* Where can I smoke?
Take Truck. Go to Ma's. Kill Ray, grab Jessie, go to New Haven (A bar here in Kentucky), have a nice cold pint, and wait for all of this to blow over. How's that for a slice of fried gold?
*Best Friend* Yeah, boyyyeee!
*Fist bump*
STEP FOUR! Bring plenty of snacks.
STEP FIVE!If I am going to die I am going out jamming to an epic song and fighting Zombies with a Katana biggrin
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