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 Posted: Mon May 11, 2009 6:42 pm
Murderworld appears in this new universe...
Keep in mind Murderworld is not pinned to one place; it could be placed anywhere that Arcade has had it built. Be warned; if a location is left untouched for a long time, Murderworld might reside in it and you may unknowingly walk into Arcade's trap.
Murderworld's Current Location: Arkham Asylum with the 'guests' replacing Murderworld's usaul staff.
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Posted: Mon May 11, 2009 7:37 pm
{Enter Deadpool from New York City}
"-And welcome to Deadhut sweet..." He looked around, and then facepalmed. "No, my house isn't this much of a wreck. Well, I was thinking about losers, so I suppose that explains it," he mused, more to himself than to his companion.
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Posted: Mon May 11, 2009 7:40 pm
 Chris perked an eyebrow. "Of course that make perfect sense." she said sarcastically smirking. "Now what?" she asked looking around at the dumpy old amusement park.
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Posted: Mon May 11, 2009 7:44 pm
Deadpool shrugged casually. "Oh, you know... I just... ended up in the lair of someone who wants to kill me. Again. The usual. Welcome," he added dramatically, with a cheesy wave of his hand, "To MURDERWORLD!" There was a long, awkward silence. "I'm just getting it out of the way so he won't say it."
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Posted: Mon May 11, 2009 7:49 pm
"It's sad how used to this you are." Chris mumbled, "Let's try not to get ourselves killed this time ok?" she added just in case. "Not everyone can heal like you can." she mumbled under her breath stepping a few feet away an kicking at some rocks on the ground. Oh joy... what a wonderful day this has turned out to be. she thought to herself sighing.
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Posted: Mon May 11, 2009 7:55 pm
"Deadpool! SO nice of you to come back! I had you scheduled for next week, why the drop in? Now I have to cook something up for you and your friend! Feel free to explore Murderworld, but don't touch the tent! That is made for my scheduled guests!"
The park soon started to light up and out of the ground came clowns, lots of clowns with swords, axes, and even flails. Arcade had a task force of robots made for unintended guests in Murderworld. Above the large tent in the middle, a monitor turned on, revealing Arcade's smug expression.
"I hope you brought a towel lady and gentleman, because this is going to be one splash of a ride!"
The clowns started crowding around the two, saying things in funny voices like 'let’s be friends', 'hello little girl', and 'turn that frown upside down'. The clowns grinded their weapons together as they closed in and Arcade laughed as he knew very well Deadpool would escape, but it would entertain him till his real guests arrived.
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Posted: Mon May 11, 2009 8:00 pm
Tent? Off limits tent? Oooooooh. Deadpool immediately slung the girl over his shoulder- honestly, she was lucky that he even remembered her existence- and began skipping across the heads of the oncoming throng, nimbly avoiding every axe, chainsaw, and flamethrower along the way. All the while, he kept his eyes firmly on the prize... TENT. Off limits TENT!!!
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Posted: Mon May 11, 2009 8:12 pm
"Deadpool! That isn't for you...I kind of ran out of ideas that actually seemed original for you...So I bring you my pencil trick!"
Below the monitor that showed Arcade talking and smiling, a gauntling gun rised up from the tent's interior and the ammo was pencils, lots of pencils. The gun was manned by one of the clowns, though he had an army helmet and a cigar in his mouth as he started to turn the handle of the gun. The pencils started to fire and the sequence of firing sounded like a Jack-in-a-box being played. The pencils were sharpened each individually by Arcade and his pencil sharpening machine clown. The clown was talking while he fired the pencils at Deadpool and Chris, not caring for the other clowns.
"Keep up your grades, kids!"
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Posted: Mon May 11, 2009 8:32 pm
"Hey!" Deadpool yelled, "I know a certain clown who's totally going to sue the pants off of you for this!" Then he started dodging.
Deadpool was no Spider-man. He didn't have the sense, the spider-sense; that was the main thing. He was about as agile, and just as fast, but he definitely didn't have anything that was even close to limited precognition. Plus, he was carrying a frightened girl; that was a big problem. Normally, he would have just cut up the pencils as they came, but that wasn't an option when he only had one hand free. Fortunately, he did have something Spidey didn't have. Actually, two somethings. A teleportation device, and an outrageous healing factor. The teleportation device was the important one in this instance, though.
He easily dodged the first few missiles, then teleported directly in front of the robotic clown and sliced it to bits with his katana. Then he lowered Chris to the ground. "Arcade. Gotta love him."
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Posted: Tue May 12, 2009 11:57 am
(( Ahem... As Joker's legal representative, I hereby serve the character Arcade with a legal notification to be in court for a civil hearing filed by our party, over allegations of using copyrighted material widely known to be owned by the Joker. The plaintiff is suing for $1,000,000.00 and your pants. Thank you. -hands Minron a Court Summons Notice- ))
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Comic_Book_Joker Vice Captain
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Posted: Tue May 12, 2009 4:39 pm
"..." Chris stood in stunned silence, her knees shaking and her body going into meltdown mode. She did not want to do that again. Not one bit. "So... what do we do now?" she asked Deadpool, her voice shaking since she'd just managed to regain herself. She glared at Arcade, what was his deal? she wondered, then mentally sighed. What was Deadpool's deal? What was the Joker's deal? She was in their world now.
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Posted: Tue May 12, 2009 4:56 pm
"We go into the forbidden tent, of course!" Deadpool replied happily, and then paused. "And then... I suppose I should find a responsible superhero to babysit you..." He thought about this for a minute, then grinned. "Eh. Responsibility's overrated." Still smiling like a maniac... which he was... he grabbed Chris' wrist and pulled her into THE FORBIDDEN TENT!!!
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Posted: Tue May 12, 2009 5:14 pm
Chris's eyes widened, "But, responsible people get rewarded in the long run!" She shouted as she was being dragged along. It was pointless. "I bet there's nothing cool in the tent anyway..." She tried reasoning. She lied. At least with Shocker getting herself almost killed would have been a one time thing. She probably wouldn't even make it to bed at this rate. I should have just stayed home. She thought to herself as she was pulled along by a red-clad maniac.
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