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 Posted: Sat May 23, 2009 6:50 am
I know this sounds unbelievable, but this is the obsession and idiocy of people at my old school. Though I wonder if a temporary lunar insanity or a bad practical joke had something to do with it...
Last year, viscious rumours had been circulating. This always happens with teenage girls, so I paid no mind. One of the rumours about me, other than the ones about being pregnant, lesbian, and addicted to heroin was that I was a vampire. Of course I denied all of these lies, but that didn't stop anyone.
Anyways, one day I was just minding my own business, sitting in the shade and talking with some friends, when two frightened, giggly, nervous-seeming sixth graders came up to me and asked me to stand in the sun so they could watch me sparkle. WTF??? Sparkle?! Stephenie Meyer MADE UP that rediculous crap! In standard vampire lore, though it varies, NEVER WAS ANYTHING MENTIONED ABOUT HAVING GLITTER-SECRETING SKIN.
At first I was furious, but after a few seconds it was all I could do to keep from laughing; they were just so STUPID. and it's supposed to be a school for smart people! (it's a magnet school).
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Posted: Wed Jul 15, 2009 2:45 pm
eek
Stay away from those idiots!
My experience was not as funny, but was slightly more, oh how to put this, appropriate?
Well one day at school, I was walking past a group of girls crowding around someone. I stopped to check it out.
I asked a girl, "What's this?"
She turned and asked me in this excitement laden voice, "Do you like Twilight?"
I knew better, "Uh-huh."
"Then your gonna' love this!"
'Oh god,' I thought, 'Just what kinda' Twitard ritual did my sorry a** walk-in on? Are they punishing a non-believer? I don't know jack-s**t about the book, if they ask me something, I'm screwed!'
The girl pointed over to the most screaming, flaming queen sight I've ever seen;
A boy in a head-to-toe black getup, plaster white foundation, and every inch of visible skin was caked in glitter. Oh, did I mention his lips were cherry red?
'So this is what one looks like!' I had another moment of inner dialog, 'A Twitard fan-BOY! Wow!'
"So, what'd ya think?", she asked me.
"..... I need a camera."
I wanted to show EVERYONE what this poor b*****d was doing to get a girl! But I'm also a bit of a coward, he's practically a god in my school's pecking order. So I had to pass.
Then, under the pretense of get my cell from my locker, I made my escape!
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Posted: Wed Jul 29, 2009 5:42 pm
Lydia Leventhal eek Stay away from those idiots! My experience was not as funny, but was slightly more, oh how to put this, appropriate? Well one day at school, I was walking past a group of girls crowding around someone. I stopped to check it out. I asked a girl, "What's this?" She turned and asked me in this excitement laden voice, "Do you like Twilight?" I knew better, "Uh-huh." "Then your gonna' love this!" 'Oh god,' I thought, 'Just what kinda' Twitard ritual did my sorry a** walk-in on? Are they punishing a non-believer? I don't know jack-s**t about the book, if they ask me something, I'm screwed!'The girl pointed over to the most screaming, flaming queen sight I've ever seen; A boy in a head-to-toe black getup, plaster white foundation, and every inch of visible skin was caked in glitter. Oh, did I mention his lips were cherry red?
'So this is what one looks like!' I had another moment of inner dialog, 'A Twitard fan-BOY! Wow!'"So, what'd ya think?", she asked me. "..... I need a camera." I wanted to show EVERYONE what this poor b*****d was doing to get a girl! But I'm also a bit of a coward, he's practically a god in my school's pecking order. So I had to pass. Then, under the pretense of get my cell from my locker, I made my escape! OMFG im a twilight fan I would SOOOOOOOO date that guy!!!!
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Posted: Fri Jul 31, 2009 8:21 am
Lydia Leventhal eek Stay away from those idiots! My experience was not as funny, but was slightly more, oh how to put this, appropriate? Well one day at school, I was walking past a group of girls crowding around someone. I stopped to check it out. I asked a girl, "What's this?" She turned and asked me in this excitement laden voice, "Do you like Twilight?" I knew better, "Uh-huh." "Then your gonna' love this!" 'Oh god,' I thought, 'Just what kinda' Twitard ritual did my sorry a** walk-in on? Are they punishing a non-believer? I don't know jack-s**t about the book, if they ask me something, I'm screwed!'The girl pointed over to the most screaming, flaming queen sight I've ever seen; A boy in a head-to-toe black getup, plaster white foundation, and every inch of visible skin was caked in glitter. Oh, did I mention his lips were cherry red?
'So this is what one looks like!' I had another moment of inner dialog, 'A Twitard fan-BOY! Wow!'"So, what'd ya think?", she asked me. "..... I need a camera." I wanted to show EVERYONE what this poor b*****d was doing to get a girl! But I'm also a bit of a coward, he's practically a god in my school's pecking order. So I had to pass. Then, under the pretense of get my cell from my locker, I made my escape! My question is: Did he end up getting the girl?
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