Kay this is ripped directly from an msn convo. Ceeebeeffffffffffffffff editing it
Things you need to know:
1. My girlfriend's name is Jas
2. She lives at college
King of Ninjas says (10:17 PM):
kay
so
jas's parents don't know that we spend the night together
'cause they're quite conservative
which isn't normally a problem 'cause they live in darwin which is like... the other side of the country
they're down for some meeting at uni and some other stuff for this week though
King of Ninjas says (10:18 PM):
so i crashed at jas's last night after a party, 'cause it was closer than home and it's nicer not sleeping on your own
and she's like
kay
so i'm meeting the 'rents tomorrow for breakfast outside uni
so i'll message you when i'm out
and then you can leave
keep in mind, i got to sleep at like 3am
so at 8am, she gets up and goes to leave
King of Ninjas says (10:19 PM):
and i snuggle into the bed for an extra half hour, so they can get out of the area
just as i'm falling asleep
my phone rings
and jas is like
*whispering* You have to be out of my room in like 2 mins
run
so i'm like
*blearystumble*
MUST DRESS
GRAB EVERYTHING
DON'T FORGET ANYTHING
King of Ninjas says (10:20 PM):
get out of her room
and realise
i can't get out of the college 'cause it's a sunday and the gates are locked unless you have a keypass, which i don't 'cause i'm not technically a resident
and jas has hers, but she also has parents
i'm like
text me when you get into your room
and i'll hide in one of the other corridoors until the coast is clear
so i'm hiding down the hall
and when i get the message i sprint out
King of Ninjas says (10:21 PM):
and there's NOBODY THERE
'cause it's 8:15am on a sunday morning
and i'm ******** ran into someone
and i'm like
can you pleeeeeeease let me out
and she's like loloololololol
kay
i half explain the story, just for lulz sake
and get out
and escape the city
King of Ninjas says (10:22 PM):
her parents none the wiser :}
that's why my facebook status this morning was like
tom's morning was filled with thrilling heroics and daring escapes
everyone thinks i just mean getting out of bed...
Kirsty Bob Roberts says (10:22 PM):
.XDWAHAHAHAHAHA!
King of Ninjas says (10:22 PM):
i tell dad when i get home
and he almost wets himself
Kirsty Bob Roberts says (10:22 PM):
THAT IS SERIOUSLY THE BEST STORY EVER!
King of Ninjas says (10:22 PM):
:}
fuggen NINJAAAAA
Kirsty Bob Roberts says (10:23 PM):
damn straight!
King of Ninjas says (10:23 PM):
so funny
and jas is like
I'M SO SORRY! PLEASE DON'T HATE ME!
and i'm like
PAH! IT'S HILARIOUS!
BEST STORY EVER
oh man
i was shitting myself in fear
and then i get out
and i'm like
OMGLOOOOL
