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Posted: Tue Nov 08, 2005 7:59 am
If you had to how would you kill a moive monster. I have thought about it alot and there is a way you just need to be smart about it.
If I had to I figured out a good way to get rid of jason.
I would grab a gun and have him chase me to the nearest propain tank. Hopefully I would beat him there and hide. IF he did not find me and sneak up on my sorry butt. I would wait for him to get close enough to the tank fire the gun and blow his a** up!
If you saw jason goes to hell they basically blew the dude to pieces the only problem is that THEY MESSED WITH HIS BODY! you do not do that! I would just trow that crap in the dirt and burry it somewhere far far away or just burn the remains till there is nothing but ashes then hide them somewhere.
I think that's the best way. but yeah that's just me
yeah I know I think of some weird thing but yeah my mind wanders heh.
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Posted: Tue Nov 08, 2005 9:23 am
I would shoot them in the head.
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Posted: Tue Nov 08, 2005 9:50 am
The Bijoux I would shoot them in the head. that does not work for all of them for zomibes yes for jason and mike myers not really.
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Posted: Tue Nov 08, 2005 10:44 am
Run over them with my car. If they live... Meh, I'll be long gone. Now where can I get a car?
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Posted: Tue Nov 08, 2005 11:47 am
Cats_Eye_Moon854ever The Bijoux I would shoot them in the head. that does not work for all of them for zomibes yes for jason and mike myers not really. That would work for regular evil people too. Michael Meyes and Jason? If I could, I would knock them out somehow and then chop them up. Or use a nuclear bomb.
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Posted: Tue Nov 08, 2005 11:55 am
Heh, you use Psychology are normal evil. Ahem, let me demostrate.
Oh my god, it's Mikey Myers! Don't kill me, why waste a stupid stoner when there's a perfectly good looking slutty babysitter across the street taking a shower.
And for Jason...
Oh my god it's Jason!
Step 1: Offer cookie.
Step 2: If cookie fails and your hand is now hacked off. Fire "Yo Momma Jokes" like fireworks on the 4th of July in a Trailer Park with a bunch of Redneck Pyros.
Step 3: If he's unaffected... Tell him his Mother loves him very much and she wants him to go home.
That should do the trick.
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The_Wicked_Man Vice Captain
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Posted: Tue Nov 08, 2005 2:50 pm
I already explained this in previous threads, but to appropriately kill Jason, one would need the Necronomicon and Bruce Campbell. Only Bruce Campbell can dispose of evil deadites (even the ones that don't talk or float) correctly. Dumb teenagers keeping trying to anchor him in a body of water or give him a proper burial without chopping him into pieces, but stopping Jason really requires an extensive dismemberment procedure as well as a proper burial.
However, Michael Myers would prove to be the most difficult challenge. Having already stopped a chainsaw blade with his chest and a bullet with his face (and not die), it is common fact that nothing of this world could ever kill him. However, fire has proved to be the most effective element in stopping Michael for a considerably long period of time. If the standard rules of horror movie logic are to be followed, then what has put an evil person from a horror franchise in a coma for a decade on one occasion will carry the same effects during another encounter.* Therefore, the only way to stop Michael Myers would be to light him on fire.....and when he enters his little coma, he must be kept in a hospital bed made of fire......to prolong the coma, of course.
*Unless the evil person got a hold of some sort of magical, evil relic or was a subject to some scientific experiment that made the villain impervious to whatever method had stopped him in the past. (See Also: Jack Frost 2)
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Posted: Tue Nov 08, 2005 3:05 pm
If only Tommy Jarvis would of left him buried, rather than digging him up and sticking a peice of Iron fence in him, during a lightning storm. What a stupid b*****d!
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Posted: Tue Nov 08, 2005 5:33 pm
razorgod If only Tommy Jarvis would of left him buried, rather than digging him up and sticking a peice of Iron fence in him, during a lightning storm. What a stupid b*****d! Yeah, really. lol.
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Posted: Fri Nov 11, 2005 6:28 am
I would think that to get rid of a villian such as Jason or Michael, one would have to dismember them into several pieces. Each arm and leg would have to be kept separate from each other, as well as the torso and head. They would also have to set them on fire and make it go forever, or until it turned to ashes or something and then hide parts of the ashes all over the world, but even still... I'm going to have to agree about Bruce Campbell. Maybe he could figure something out.
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Posted: Fri Nov 11, 2005 7:36 pm
I would show them a picture of my brother. 3nodding
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Posted: Sat Nov 12, 2005 5:24 am
Encase them in a room-sized block of cement, and drop the cement into the deepest part of the deepest ocean.
I thought of that when I read Christine.
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Posted: Sat Nov 12, 2005 7:18 am
The_Wicked_Man I already explained this in previous threads, but to appropriately kill Jason, one would need the Necronomicon and Bruce Campbell. Only Bruce Campbell can dispose of evil deadites (even the ones that don't talk or float) correctly. Dumb teenagers keeping trying to anchor him in a body of water or give him a proper burial without chopping him into pieces, but stopping Jason really requires an extensive dismemberment procedure as well as a proper burial. However, Michael Myers would prove to be the most difficult challenge. Having already stopped a chainsaw blade with his chest and a bullet with his face (and not die), it is common fact that nothing of this world could ever kill him. However, fire has proved to be the most effective element in stopping Michael for a considerably long period of time. If the standard rules of horror movie logic are to be followed, then what has put an evil person from a horror franchise in a coma for a decade on one occasion will carry the same effects during another encounter.* Therefore, the only way to stop Michael Myers would be to light him on fire.....and when he enters his little coma, he must be kept in a hospital bed made of fire......to prolong the coma, of course. *Unless the evil person got a hold of some sort of magical, evil relic or was a subject to some scientific experiment that made the villain impervious to whatever method had stopped him in the past. (See Also: Jack Frost 2)Quite interesting as the Necronomican appeared in Jason Goes to Hell. I think the most pain Jason has ever suffered was at the hands of KM 14, an android in Jason X. She shot him tons of times, blew off his right arm, left leg, blew a massive hole in his chest and blasted half his head off. But unfortunetly he was regenerated as the even more invincible Uber Jason, or whatever you want to call it. One thing they never tried is nuclear warhead, but I don't think military generals would want to 'waste' a good weapon and endanger local wildlife just to try and terminate a serial killer. The one thing that is never explained is, why is Jason invincible? Did his body soak up 10 tons of water and made him super strong and dense? Is it some natural ability he has to regenerate at an unnatural speed? Or is it like Micheals invincibility where he's given his power by some curse or supernatural force?
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Posted: Sat Nov 12, 2005 10:44 am
Prodigis The one thing that is never explained is, why is Jason invincible? Did his body soak up 10 tons of water and made him super strong and dense? Is it some natural ability he has to regenerate at an unnatural speed? Or is it like Micheals invincibility where he's given his power by some curse or supernatural force? Common knowledge: "Heavy" people are natrually resistant to pain. I met this fat guy on Halloween who demonstrated this by beating himself with my trusty black umbrella. The man was unhurt, but the the umbrella suffered a different fate. He also shared a tale about a car accidentally running over his foot in some bizarre mishap; it didn't phase him........and he suffered no injuries. True story; Hollywood should turn it into a movie or something.
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The_Wicked_Man Vice Captain
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Posted: Sat Nov 12, 2005 10:54 am
The Bijoux I would shoot them in the head. Me too. ^^
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