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Posted: Fri May 29, 2009 5:53 pm

Twilight is the gayest book ever heck i would rather watch spongebob then twilight and i would rather fall in a hole and die then see edward DX DX No joke burning_eyes burning_eyes burning_eyes

Posted: Sat May 30, 2009 1:38 am

They watch it because they think it's the greatest thing ever and can't handle real vampires. User Image

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Posted: Tue Jun 02, 2009 1:18 pm

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Twilight is the gayest book ever heck i would rather watch spongebob then twilight and i would rather fall in a hole and die then see edward DX DX No joke burning_eyes burning_eyes burning_eyes

Ouch, but agree. Real vampires don't sparkle.

Posted: Fri Jun 26, 2009 10:42 am

I would rather scrub my eyes with broken lightbulbs and jump into a pit full of rusty nails than call Twilight "vampires" legit. I wonder if garlic would hurt them... not likely.

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Posted: Mon Jun 29, 2009 4:28 pm

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I would rather scrub my eyes with broken lightbulbs and jump into a pit full of rusty nails than call Twilight "vampires" legit. I wonder if garlic would hurt them... not likely.

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Posted: Tue Jun 30, 2009 4:47 pm

twilight.
dumbest book ever. and movie. the only reason why so many people watch it is because they can't stand real vampires, and like all but a small percentage of girls that can't acurately be expressed, has an Edward crush, and on their name tags for everything they write "future mrs. cullen" and i even saw once instead of cullen, "hale", which is another characer's last name.

the only point behind the book and movie is it is movie: eye candy and book: another nickle a dozen romances.

i would rather bathe in a lake of rusty nails and salt than have to listen to another conversation of fans screaming about how much they love the series.

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Posted: Wed Jul 01, 2009 3:26 pm

VAMPIRES DO NOT SPARKLE! Unless you're made of glitter like Eddy boy of course... and vampires aren't made of glitter.

Posted: Tue Sep 15, 2009 12:41 pm

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They watch it because they think it's the greatest thing ever and can't handle real vampires. User Image

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I don't get it. The plot makes no sense whatsoever. Bella and Edward know each other for like, 1 minute, and they're in love. Wow.

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Posted: Mon Sep 21, 2009 2:54 pm

I can't believe people think twilight is about vampires how can you even call it that?!?! stressed

Posted: Wed Oct 07, 2009 8:07 pm

Who ever thought a vampire could sparkle is ... that is ridiculous . Real vampires drink human blood , look kick a** and of course would never sparkle . When they go into the sun , they burn and die , not sparkle ...I tried reading Twilight , I only got to chapter 4 and I wanted to throw . If you wanna read a real vampire book check out Ann Rice her books are the real deal not some piece of crap teenage obsession with sparkling vampire .

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Posted: Wed Oct 28, 2009 3:36 pm

They got sucked in by the "pwetty cover!!11!!!"
Simple enough.

And they need to read more so they can have a better idea of what a good book is like. Purple prose and hot boys does not a good book make.

Posted: Mon Nov 16, 2009 8:45 pm

ll_Jason_ll_Rox_ll

Twilight is the gayest book ever

Books don't have a sexual orientation. Also this is offensive to actual gays. Just saying.

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Posted: Sun Jan 10, 2010 12:47 pm

True but he said gayest book so it technically means that he was referring to the book and not people. We all know twilight is the gayest book. An average girl meets and falls in love with a stranger that is a "vampire". You don't get to know someone in 1 minute and start to fall in love with them. To be honest if I were to take Stephanie Meyers place, I would add some gorey(spelling?) parts in the book before publishing it. I would even suggest that in the movie. Also the vampires in vampire night are more realistic because they do not sparkle unlike the one in twilight.

Posted: Sun Jan 31, 2010 5:31 pm

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True but he said gayest book so it technically means that he was referring to the book and not people.

What I meant was that by referring to the book as "gay" to insult it is associating homosexuality with negative qualities. By using gay as an insult, you're saying being gay is a bad thing.

Sparkly vampires? Dude, Meyer has got to be joking.

I agree with everything else you said. "True love"? "Love at first sight"? There may be true love in the rest of the world, but it's not in Edward and Bella's relationship. And love at first sight is BULL.

Oh, and Vampire Knight is awesome! biggrin

Edit: after this post, my gold count is 6,666. This means something, but I don't know what.

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