WELCOME ONE AND ALL!!!
TO THE SAKE BAR AND GRILL
TO THE SAKE BAR AND GRILL
(subsidiary of the Sake Bar and Inn, which now lies under the Hangout)
WE OFFER LOTS TO DRINK AND EAT. IF YOUR NOT HUNGRY OR IN THE MOOD FOR ALCHOHOL JUST SIT AND HANG OUT.
JOB OFFERINGS:
OUR CURRENT EMPLOYEES:
BAR TENDER/OWNER-SIR JOJO Phaeton
NIGHT MANAGER- (OPEN)
BAR TENDER-Trunks Kirby(Trunks, you're FIRED!)
BOUNCER-Goll
CHEF- Phaeton
JANITOR(S)- four Milde I do not know their names.
TAVERN WENCH-This job position has been removed due to being cruel and unusual.
WE ARE HIRING RIGHT NOW FOR:
HOSTESS(-) (I'll do it... stare )
WAITER/WAITRESS(3)
BUSSER(1)
CHEFS(2)
INN KEEPERS(2) {WILL BE HIRING WHEN 2nd FLOOR IS COMPLETE} (This particular section will not be added on anytime soon due to steep bills from previous leadership. I can pay for it but I don't wanna.)
IF YOU WOULD LIKE A JOB PLEASE TALK TO ME THE NEW OWNER AND BAR TENDER.(please note that by becoming a legal employee of sake inc., i can buy and sell you as i please. basically i own you b***h! and you will never know because you can't read this!
REVISED- I'm not some manipulative mizer. Equal work for equal pay, I'm not going to squander money from workers just because I'm some kind of dingbat. However, there will be no insurance or benifits provided. Something about me being able to keep the workers alive or some s**t...
DRINKS:
JIM, JOSE, AND JACK (thats right bitches you have to get all three not just one. haha small print is fun)
SAKE
RUM
SCOTCH: FOR THE WEREWOLF ON THE GO
PUERTO RICAN RUM- THATS MINE! DRINK UP BITCHES!
BACARDI AND COLA
WINE COOLERS- FOR LADIES AND FRUITY McFRUITFRUIT
BEER (ANY BEER, EXCEPT FOR NATURAL ICE)
VOID- A WINNER IS YOU!
ALE (DWARVEN, HUMAN, ORC, and TORPIC)
MOONSHINE
GIN
VODKA +
AND ANYTHING ELSE YOU MAY WANT!
FOOD:
HAMBURGERS (Choose your fixings)
SANDWHCHES (HAM, TURKEY, OR SALAMI)
PIZZA
WINGS
RAW FISH...
SOME BREAKFAST STUFF
STEAK & EGGS
OMLETTES
(Anything with eggs or pancakes added)
SINCERLY YOURS
PHAETON
WE ARE UNDER NEW MANAGEMENT. DUE TO THE DISSAPEARANCE OF SIR JOJO AND THE LACK OF BILL PAYMENT ON HIS PART, THE BAR HAS BEEN HANDED OVER TO THE POSSESSION OF ME, PHAETON! NOW NOW DON'T WORRY, I WON'T DO ANYTHING TOO DRAMATIC TO CHANGE THE ATMOSPHERE OF THE BELOVED SAKE BAR & GRILL. IT WILL REMAIN THE PLACE WE ALL LOVE TO GET BLASTED AND PASS OUT, I'M JUST KEEPING THE PLACE IN TACT AND BILLS PAID. THANK YOU FOR YOUR UNDERSTANDING.
-PHAETON
