"I ever tell you about the time me and Keith snuck a paintball gun on a roller coaster? I never heard'a anybody else doin' it, so I thought we might'a invented a sport, so Keith called the patent office, but-- "
Holy s**t. I love you. I LOVE DOOM. <3 I'm top 250 on the Xbox LIVE version and can't wait for the second one to come out on the arcade. I'll be playing that FOREVER.
"I ever tell you about the time my buddy Keith fell out the rollercoaster? Yeah he didn't drop far, mind you, just onto the tracks, but the carnival people wouldn't stop the ride 'cause all the other people paid good money and Keith snuck on for free, so he had to dodge for like twenty minutes or so. "