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 Posted: Thu Jun 04, 2009 3:34 pm
People know you are Jamaican if ...........
1.You can distinguish between 'cocoa-tea' 'bush-tea' and'green-tea'..
2.When someone sympathizes with you, you comment
'Yuh tink seh it easy?'
3 You point with your lips.
4.You can't say 'three' or 'thing' ... you say 'tree' and 'ting'.
5. You say words like Heg (instead of Egg); Hingland (instead of England)
6.You give directions with your hands, even if it is in another state.
7.You go to parties for the food and drink and then cuss afterwards when the food and drink run out.
8.You nod your head upwards to greet someone.
9.You always find yourself standing next to plenty of luggage and boxes at the airport.
10.. When you travel home, you bring an extra suitcase going down, it has none of your clothes; returning, it has food.
11. You hate to throw away empty containers as they might come in handy for pepper sauce or 'green seasonings'.
12. You have one big pot you call curry pot when you are not even cooking curry.
13. You have another pot you called dutch pot.
14.You say 'bwoy' at the beginning of a sentence and 'man' at the end of it.
15. You always hang something on your rearview mirror.
16. You put pepper sauce on everything for the taste.
17. You think eating ackee and saltfish, plantain and fried dumplings are a great morning breakfast.
18. You can't go a week without a rice dish.
19. You think steak is a waste of good meat; you would rather cut it up and stew it with potatoes.
20.You chew and suck out all the marrow from the chicken bone and then pick out your teeth afterwards.
21. You save all juices from the cooked meats/chicken to use for flavour for your next dish.
22. You wash and rinse plastic utensils and cups that can be used again.
23. You bring home food from a party (enough for your breakfast the next morning, your lunch and your dinner!)
24. You chew the ice when you finish your drinks.
25. You must put dumplings in all soups.
26. You show disapproval by sucking your teeth.
27. You have a dishwasher in the house and only use it for special occasions.
28. You have a thyme (or mint) bush growing somewhere in your yard.
Forward this to all the Jamaicans you know!
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Posted: Thu Jun 04, 2009 3:48 pm
Some a dem tingz deh JUS extra wi nuh tan suh BAD
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Posted: Fri Jun 05, 2009 2:27 pm
my yute u eva see oliva him a wan perfect example!!
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Posted: Fri Jun 05, 2009 2:29 pm
l-Swagga-l Some a dem tingz deh JUS extra wi nuh tan suh BAD only if your not a real dung a yaad jamican fra country!!
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Posted: Wed Jun 17, 2009 2:08 pm
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Posted: Sun Jun 21, 2009 11:43 am
pon_di_edge_11 l-Swagga-l Some a dem tingz deh JUS extra wi nuh tan suh BAD only if your not a real dung a yaad jamican fra country!! lol pickni go si down a who u tink u is a ask bout a who a rl yard yout a who nat a rl yard yout go si down lol oliva can go suck him self himtoo rawted outada bout him a di jamaican clucha him self rawted lol a jk a jki mi a make lol
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LilRascal JP-C0nD0m Vice Captain
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Posted: Mon Jul 06, 2009 9:54 am
another one........
you kno ur jamaican when u eat bread [pluck it in pieces and through it in ti] wid your porridge....
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Posted: Mon Jul 20, 2009 1:27 pm
But wait
unno no eassy
but nuh all jamican nuh do dis tings
gwan around your yard and see if your aunty naw do something
unno need a sidung
JAMAICA TO DI WORLD!<3
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Posted: Wed Aug 19, 2009 8:13 pm
HOL ON HOL ON A WA DIS MI NO SAY MI NO TAN SO BAD
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Posted: Sun Aug 30, 2009 3:08 pm
yow mi no tan so bad but dem example de mad
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Posted: Wed Sep 02, 2009 1:51 pm
XD mi nuh tan suh bad... i was bon in america so wa mi no mi fam is all jamaican but dem nuh tan suh bad
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Posted: Wed Sep 02, 2009 2:03 pm
kaylathegirl XD mi nuh tan suh bad... i was bon in america so wa mi no mi fam is all jamaican but dem nuh tan suh bad xD hey kk lolz me randon blaugh blaugh blaugh blaugh
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Posted: Sun Oct 25, 2009 10:29 am
not hall jamaicans speak so bad gad man mi tired a fi hear if mi nuh no english mi a speek it tho
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Posted: Tue Oct 27, 2009 3:08 pm
Yu noe yu a Jamican if yu repete alot of things.
Example: A joke mi a joke.
Or if yu say things like: A mi yuh a laf afta.
Lmfo.
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Posted: Fri Apr 23, 2010 6:45 pm
stop stereotyping.......................................... crying i do all if those stuff too lawd gad gonk
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