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 Posted: Fri Jun 12, 2009 5:55 pm
So tell me why do you hate twilight
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Posted: Sat Jun 13, 2009 3:11 pm
98% of teens would be dead if Twilight said breathing wasn't cool. Visit Dark's Toybox!
Let me find my list... Oh, here it is:
Why I Hate Twilight
I had to watch the movie 4 times!
1.)Theaters. I thought it would be somewhat decent. Biggest letdown ever. It took the decent book and beat it with a baseball bat covered in vampire fangs.
2.)My friend's birthday party
3.)School , because they think everybody ******** loves that movie, when I've seen many more haters than lovers.
4.)Again at school. They think we need to watch it twice icon_scream.gif
The actors are SOOO ******** ugly. Alice was the only cute one. And Bella? Please. She's the biggest dipshit actress I've ever seen.
Problems with Bella:
1) She's not pretty
2) When she talks, she blinks...and blinks...and blinks...
3) When she's mad, her eyebrows twitch.
4) No common sense. Seen the New Moon trailer? "Oh, a paper cut." Hold it up so every vampire in the room can see your shiny red blood!
5) Drop your award, why doncha?
This is what being forced to watch it 4 times does to you. Twilight is a disease.
Things I hated about the book:
1) Horrible writing.
2) New Moon? Most boring book I've ever read.
3) Renesme? what the ******** kind of name is that?
4) Having sex with a cold, bloodless vampire. Blood is what gives men erections. Vampires? Not so much.
5) Again, having sex with a vampire would be weird. I wouldn't stick a cold and possibly venomous thing in my v****a.
6) Going along with 5, wouldn't vampire j**z be "venomous" too?
7) Vampires DON'T ******** SPARKLE. THEY BURN IN THE SUN AND DIE. WAS STEPHANIE MEYER HIGH WHEN SHE THOUGH "WHOA, WHAT IF VAMPIRES ******** SPARKLED INSTEAD OF BURNED? PRETTY!"
I feel bad for the guy who acts Edward. He has to wear glitter, lipstick, and rub a greasy hamburger in his hair to keep it up. How long do you think he spends in Hair & Makeup?
Worst of all, he has to kiss the Bella actress. A lot.
In an interview he said he went 6 weeks without a shower. True? I don't know. But if it is, I feel bad for Bella now.
TWILIGHT IS CONSUMING THE INTERNET!
every other ad is "Twilight Casting Calls! They want you!" Like every teenage girl is going to fly to LA or drive to some stupid audition when the Bella actress stabs her eye out with her MTV award.
"What Twilight character are you most like? Take the quiz!"
I don't have to. I know I'm like James. I want Bella and Edward and all the other p***y shiny vampires dead. Then I want to die because every fangirl will commit suicide or b***h nonstop because Edward is dead and they'll never get a chance to date him, because he's "Soooo Hot". News Flash, neither of those things will every happen. You WILL NOT date Edward, nor will he ever be mildly good-looking.
The ads are sucking megabytes out of the internet and injecting the computer with venomous twilight spam and god knows what else. Twilight is probably watching you.
And is it honestly necessary for every Twilight fangirl to make a thread in the GD titled "TWILIGHT"? Really! We already know everything there is to ******** know about "twilight" from your stupid fangirl threads! Quit making them! Everybody will tell you they hate it, and anyone saying "Love it or Hate it" in a thread will get what I just said, up there.
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Or the fangirl who made "TWILIGHT" will hit you with her fluffy Edward pillow.
Just. Stop. Making. Twilight. Threads. Jeez! THERE IS NOTHING LEFT TO DISCUSS! WE'VE HEARD EVERY DETAIL, EVERY VEIWPOINT, AND EVERY OPINION! There will never be an agreement! Shut the ******** up for the good of us all!
TWILIGHT IS CONSUMING OUR CULTURE!
We may as well replace the American Flag with a picture of Edward Cullen and Jacob Black.
The next Twifag I see walking down the street with a shirt on that has Edward's face on it I'm going to stop them and punch them in the face. Why the hell do they think they need to publicly display their "Love" for an undead, cold, sparkly stalker? It sounds Micheal Jackson in the afterlife!
Hot Topic may as well put a "TWILIGHT WORSHIPPERS WELCOME!" sign on their front door! I've seen shirts, backpacks, jewelery, notebooks, pens, and Makeup! The worst? "Edward Cullen Glitter: Now you can sparkle like your super-special boyfriend!" Shoot me now please.
They could probably make an Edward Cullen Sex Doll and be bigger than Microsoft overnight. Seriously people! Someone needs to get the Roundup and a lawnmower for those eyebrows!
I would be part of the 2% laughing. scream
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Posted: Sat Jun 13, 2009 4:25 pm
i hate Twilight because it's just another ******** vampire love story....and those are all pretty much the same ******** story with the same ******** characters, just with different names! AND I ******** HATE HEARING "oh, Edward is SOOOOO hot!"!!!!! scream scream scream
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Posted: Mon Jun 15, 2009 9:21 pm
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Panic At Teh Disco Captain
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Posted: Sun Jun 21, 2009 7:37 pm
ok think about this: if ALL of the liquid in a vampire`s body is venom, then HOW THE **** DOES EDWARD GET BELLA PREGNANT?!......think about it!
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Posted: Mon Jun 22, 2009 2:06 pm
They Could have a lil Buffy!!! XD
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Panic At Teh Disco Captain
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Posted: Mon Jun 22, 2009 4:30 pm
Emo Toast1 ok think about this: if ALL of the liquid in a vampire`s body is venom, then HOW THE **** DOES EDWARD GET BELLA PREGNANT?!......think about it!
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Posted: Mon Jun 22, 2009 5:55 pm
Personally, I liked the book (the FIRST book) when I was in 8th grade. Why? Because I was a hormonal little girl who wanted nothing more than an 'Edward'. But, I GREW UP. I laugh at all the girls who prance around my school with their Twilight shirts. Why do I laugh? Because Twilight is nothing but crap.
I weep when I hear people say, "Twilight got me into READING!!!!11one".
Wtf? It's a terrible book with worse characters. What sort of emotions does Twilight give its readers?! NONE. Well, except maybe the warm gooey 'looooove' for Edward Cullen. Uhm, wait. Why? Edward Cullen shows more than a FEW signs of being ABUSIVE. 8/11 signs, actually.
Or maybe the hate that a lot of people feel for said book.
Twilight fans can't come up with a good reason as to WHY it's a good book. rolleyes
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Posted: Sat Jul 04, 2009 2:59 am
Its just a stupid F***ing vampire love story that has been rewritten 20 trillion F***ing time the characters just have differen't names!!! And people keep thinking that my avi is named after the twilight character Edward!!!!!
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Posted: Sat Jul 04, 2009 1:21 pm
edward231 Its just a stupid F***ing vampire love story that has been rewritten 20 trillion F***ing time the characters just have differen't names!!! And people keep thinking that my avi is named after the twilight character Edward!!!!! are you named after FMA Edward?
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Posted: Sat Jul 04, 2009 7:48 pm
Why do i hate twilight??? first of all the movie sucked! it made the book ten times more worse! yeah maybe stephenie meyers was on ******* drugs i mean a vampire that sparkles!?!?!!? thats sad...F**k that Twilight bulls**t. "Ooooh I sparkle look at me." Yea' f**k that crap >.0 rolleyes
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Posted: Mon Jul 06, 2009 2:43 pm
I feel like I need to put some dignity into hating Twilight. So far, all I've read are posts pertaining to hatred based on either the movie or the disagreement with the content; you can find that kind of dispute for ANY book. However, Twilight is a disgrace to literature, and must be flamed as such.
Twilight is partially responsible for the literacy of today's youth. The reading level of this youth is far below expectations as a result.
Twilight itself is not a horrific read for the demographic it's aimed at; which is about 12-13 year olds. For them, it's a decent read with suitable content. However, I find it horrifying that people, decades older, are still raving about Twilight's "brilliance."
The fact of the matter is that Twilight is nothing more than a medioicre, half-assed story written for a younger audience. To amp it up any more than that is literal heresy. I'm embaressed to call myself a writer if Stephanie Meyer can get away with it. It is for that reason that I hate Twilight. Because it disgraces the literate community. It's not even the book's fault. It's the audience. But it feeds off of one of society's greatest flaws: Ignorance. It targets the simple-minded naivety that will pick up this crap and enjoy it. And that is a VERY large audience, folks. It's revolting. I'm more frightened of society than I am of the continuation of this series.
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Posted: Tue Jul 07, 2009 1:36 pm
The following was my guild acceptance plea and pretty much sums up why I hate it other than the fact that its poorly written and sucks.
I absolutely hated twilight as soon as it came out.
It has ruined all chances of future vampi/yristic
novels because all will be disgarded as "Just another
Twilight-vampire book". It has polluted vampire
"pop-culture", if you will and has the entire
teenage/ youth believing they're vampires. This
leads to insanity and dishonor and I aim to do
whatever I can to stop it. I hope that by joining
your guild, you may utilize me in the fight against
Twilight and the impending doom.
Bookbinder Wyvern
(BTW: I took the "vampire potion" only because this eye style is the closest to my eyes in real life. I don't believe I am a vampire unlike the rest of the world.
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Posted: Tue Jul 07, 2009 10:20 pm
@BuddhaPower
AMEN TO THAT!!
Dear LORD! I was starting to think I was the only one that saw the small fact
that the book was made for CHILDREN!
And then you have all those OLD people raving on it. I read the book before it became popular... mainly cause I read anything I can get my paws on... I set it down afterward... when the next book came out... I looked at it... and walked on by.
OUT OF ALL the AMAZING books to make a movie out... they choose that...
idiocracy... [not to be confused with the movie idiocracy, cause that was good]
They basically chose the PIMPLE of literature and said
LOOK... a book! ITS A MOVIE NOW!
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