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A note to Stephine [Ripped from my LJ]

GLaDOSgeek
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Posted: Mon Jun 15, 2009 4:44 pm

Dear Stephine Meyer,

What you brought on this earth, was a total disaster.
Don't get me wrong though,
"The Host" was a pretty okay book.
But... "Twilight",
I cannot explain in words how terrible that series is.

So, let me explain why this series should be BURNED:

1. There was NO PLOT...AT ALL. Don't give me that look! There was no point that brought the story through except for naive stupid Bella falling head over heels for creepy Edward! If you want to look at something that has a plot, look at "The Cat in The Hat"! Easiest book ever to use as a format! Not only that, but this ENTIRE series is nothing but sugarcoated-ness! The "plot" was just Bella obsessing over Edward and then being attacked by other vampires. "Edward, I love you!" "Edward, don't leave me!" "Edward, why won't you bang me b***h?!" THAT'S PRETTY MUCH THE ENTIRE STORY. The ending was too happy for my taste. Edward's gonna stay for sweet little Bella & all the mean old nasty vampires died. Alright, who's ready to read "Cinderella"? Do you want me to pass out the chocolate chip cookies and watch Dora the Explorer afterwards?

2. Now, something that pisses me off more is when people fabricate a certain type of people. For instance, a goth going into Aeropostale & cheerleading for the basketball team. [Unless, of course.. her life actually depended on it or someone dragged her in to do that.] Now... please tell me, I'd REALLY like to know where you got this idea from. Okay, VEGAN VAMPIRES. WHAT. THE. ********. That's like.. turning a T-Rex into a vegan! For as long as I could remember, vampires seduced men/women & drank their blood & on some occasions killed them! Now, in the year 200-effing-9, we have "goregeous" vegan vampires WHO SPARKLE. They don't melt, they don't scream in pain, oh noooo... They are FAR to handsome to do THAT. READ DRACULA AGAIN~! THANK YOU!

3. Ever since I read your books, I wanted to put Bella's face on a punching bag. [Which could be easily arranged, Matt got one for Christmas...] Bella is the exact opposite of what a true woman is. She is not only weak, but "a delicate little peice of Edward's heart". Okay, if some dude came up to me [at night, like a NORMAL vampire should.] & told me how obsessed he was with me, no matter how gorgeous he was, I would still reject him! Bella is CONSTANTLY talking about him & his goddamn eyes! Okay, the eyes are pretty sweet but WHEN HALF THE "PLOT" IS ABOUT HIM STARING AT HER, IT'S NOT SO INTERESTING ANYMORE! Bella is definitely anti-feministic and so sensitive to everything, then loud mouthed and annoying in other situations. Another thing you need to refer to is Portal. Okay, Portal has a plot, an ALL FEMALE CREW WHO IS ACTUALLY QUITE POWERFUL [maybe except the WCC. I'm still not sure about that..], & the ending isn't like a fairy tale! Look it! The cake is a goddamn lie! You killed your weighted companion cube! The person who helped you through this entire journey is actually a backstabbing sarcastic maniac!

[GLaDOS should be in this movie, btw. She should be the one killing Edward with neurotoxin. ;D FTW!]

4. Edward is a creep. He's like... 170 yrs old & he's in love with some 16-18 year old girl. & he's ugly! Plus, I can't even walk outside for more than 20 minutes without finding some girl wearing some Edward shirt. Guys are being dumped by these Bella copycats who want to see their vegan vampire in shining sparkling armor! Less girls for me! D:

5. The movie itself. The acting was TERRIBLE.
[A perfect example which made me laugh for like... five hours]
Edward: Bella, just tell me, who do you think I am...?
Bella: [VERY bluntly] Vampire. [Scared heavy breathing!]

So, for the sake of myself & the crowds of people who support this message...
Stop the movies.
Stop the Hot Topic Shrines.
Stop the Vegan Vampires.

With so much hate,
Amanda

[PS: With each book you make, people around the world are suffering to supply those products. So yeah, save some people's lives and stop making the books. K THANX, BYE.