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Posted: Thu Jan 20, 2005 10:22 am
*starts singing*life's going to suck when you grow up when you grow up life going to sucks pretty bad right now. hey if you know the words sing along! your going to have to moe the lawn do the dishes make your bed your going to have to go to school intell your 17. its going to seem like three time as long as that. you might have to go to war shoot a gun kill a nun. you might have to go to war when you get out of school. cheer up kids it gets a lot worse. your going to deal with stress deal with stress your going to be a gaint mess when you get back from the war! santa clauseis nonexsiant and there is no easter bunny.youll find out when you grow up that big bird isn't funny funny funny hahaha *sighs* lifes going to suck when you grow up when you grow up when you grow up. lifes goint to sucks pretty bad right now! your going to end up smoking crack on you back face the fact. your going to be hooked on smack then your going to die. and the your going to diiiiiiiiiiiiie with me!
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Posted: Thu Jan 20, 2005 12:58 pm
Trigger happy! Trigger happy! I got an AK47 and it makes me feel alright! I got an oozy by my pillow it helps me to sleep a little better at night! There is no feeling any greater then to shoot first and ask questions later. Now I’m trigger happy. Trigger happy everyday! You can’t take my guns away I got an conditional right. Yea I got to be ready if the conies attack us tonight! I’ll blow t with my there brain out smith and western! That will teach them a darn good lesson! Now I am trigger happy, trigger happy everyday! Oh yea I’m trigger happy! Trigger happy! Yes I’m trigger happy! Trigger happy! Trigger happy! Yes I’m trigger happy! Trigger happy! Trigger happy! Yes I’m trigger happy! Trigger happy! Better watch out punk or I am going to have to blow you away! I accidentally shot daddy last night in the den. I mistook him as a drug craze hoe again. Now why get so mad. It was a lousy flesh wound dad! You know I’m trigger happy! Yes I’m trigger happy everyday! Oh I still haven’t figured out the safety on my rifle yet! Little fluffy took a round we better take him to the vet. I filled that kitty cat so full of lead! We have to use him an a pencil instead! Well I’m trigger happy! Now I’m trigger happy ever day! Oh yea I’m trigger happy! Trigger happy! Yes I’m trigger happy! Trigger happy! Trigger happy! Yes I’m trigger happy! Trigger happy! Trigger happy! Yes I’m trigger happy! Trigger happy! Better watch out punk or I am going to have to blow you away! Come on and grab your ammo! What do you got to lose! We will get all liquored up and shoot at anything that moves! I got a brand new semi automatic weapon with a laser sight. I am praying someone tries to break in here tonight! I always keep a magnum in trunk! You better ask yourself do you fell lucky punk. Because I’m trigger happy! Trigger happy everyday! Oh yea I’m trigger happy! Trigger happy! Yes I’m trigger happy! Trigger happy! Trigger happy! Yes I’m trigger happy! Trigger happy! Trigger happy! Yes I’m trigger happy! Trigger happy! Better watch out punk or I am going to have to blow you away! Better watch out punk or I am going to have to blow you away! Better watch out punk or I am going to have to blow you away! Better watch out punk or I am going to have to blow you away!
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Posted: Thu Jan 20, 2005 2:04 pm
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Posted: Thu Jan 20, 2005 2:54 pm
Guess who's back Back again Shady's back Tell a friend Now everyone report to the dance floor To the dance floor, to the dance floor Now everyone report to the dance floor Alright Stop...Pajama time Come here little kiddies,On my lap Guess who's back with a brand new rap And i don't mean rap as in a new case of child molestation accusation Aah aah aah aah aah no worries, pappa's got a brand new bag of toys what else could i possibly do to make noise I done touched on everything, but little boys That's not a stab at Micheal That's just a metaphor, I'm just psycho I go a little bit crazy sometimes I get a little bit out of control with my rhymes Good god, dip, do a little slide Bend down, touch your toes and just glide Up the center of the dance floor Tee pee for my bunghole and it's cool if you let one go Nobody's gonna know who'd hear it Give a little poot poot, it's ok (Fart Sound) Oops my cd just skipped And everyone just heard you let one rip
Now I'm gonna make you dance Here's your chance Yeah boy shake that a**, Oops i mean girl girl girl girl Girl you know you're my world Alright now lose it Aah aah aah aah aah Just lose it Aah aah aah aah aah Go crazy Aah aah aah aah aah Oh baby Aah aah Oh baby baby aah aah
It's Friday and it's my day Used to party all the way to sunday Maybe till monday, i dunno what day Everday's just a holiday Crusin' on the freeway Feelin' kinda breezy Got the top down, let my hair blow I dunno where i'm goin' All I know is when i get there Someones gonna touch my body Excuse me miss, I don't mean to sound like a jerk But I'm feel just a little stressed out from work Could you punch me in the stomach and pull my hair Spit on me, maybe gouge my eyes out...there What's your name girl What's your sign Dr Dre: Man, you must be out your mind Dre aah aah Beer goggles, blind I'm just trying to unwind Now I'm gonna make you dance Here's your chance Yeah boy shake that a**, Oops i mean girl girl girl girl Girl you know you're my world Alright now lose it Aah aah aah aah aah Just lose it Aah aah aah aah aah Go crazy Aah aah aah aah aah Oh baby Aah aah Oh baby baby aah aah
It's Tuesday and I'm locked up I'm in jail and i don't know what happend They say I was running butt naked Down the street screaming Aah aah aah aah aah Well I'm sorry, I don't remember All I know is this much I'm not guilty They said save it Boy we caught you on tape Yelling at an old lady, touch my body Now this is the part where the rap breaks down it's real intense no one makes a sound Everything looks like it's 8 Mile now The beat comes back and everybody lose themselves A step back to reality Look it's B.Rabbit You signed me up to battle I'm a grown man Duba duba duba duba duba duba I don't have any lines to go right here so Duba duba duba duba fellas what? fellas what? Grab you left nut, make the right one jealous what? Black girls White girls Skinny girls Fat girls Tall girls Small girls I'm calling all girls Everyone report to the dance floor It's your chance for a little romance whore Butt squeezin it's the season Just go aah aah aah aah so appeasing Now I'm gonna make you dance Here's your chance Yeah boy shake that a**, Oops i mean girl girl girl girl Girl you know you're my world Alright now lose it Aah aah aah aah aah Just lose it Aah aah aah aah aah Go crazy Aah aah aah aah aah Oh baby Aah aah Oh baby baby aah aah
Mmmmm touch my body Mmmmm touch my body Ooh boy just touch my body I mean girl just touch my body
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Posted: Fri Jan 21, 2005 7:54 am
well he is just like that he love the song i find him to listen then just type them out.
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Posted: Sat Jan 22, 2005 12:47 am
A dragon has come to our village today. We've asked him to leave, but he won't go away. Now he's talked to our king and they worked out a deal. No homes will he burn and no crops will he steal.
Now there is but one catch, we dislike it a bunch. Twice a year he invites him a virgin to lunch. Well, we've no other choice, so the deal we'll respect. But we can't help but wonder and pause to reflect.
Do virgins taste better than those who are not? Are they salty, or sweeter, more juicy or what? Do you savor them slowly? Gulp them down on the spot? Do virgins taste better than those who are not?
Now we'd like to be shed you, and many have tried. But no one can get through your thick scaly hide. We hope that some day, some brave knight will come by. 'Cause we can't wait around 'til you're too fat to fly.
Now you have such good taste in your women for sure, They always are pretty, they always are pure. But your notion of dining, it makes us all flinch, For your favorite entree is barbecued wench.
Now we've found a solution, it works out so neat, If you insist on nothing but virgins to eat. No more will our number ever grow small, We'll simply make sure there's no virgins at all!
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Posted: Mon Jan 24, 2005 8:27 am
hey silever raven i have some more song for you to work on. like another one rides the bus
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Posted: Mon Jan 24, 2005 9:46 am
it appears kaze that I love that song of yours.
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Posted: Mon Jan 24, 2005 1:01 pm
bugzeek hey silever raven i have some more song for you to work on. like another one rides the bus ill see what i can do
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Posted: Tue Jan 25, 2005 8:10 am
Dark Silver Raven bugzeek hey silever raven i have some more song for you to work on. like another one rides the bus ill see what i can do ok
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Posted: Tue Jan 25, 2005 9:55 am
bugzeek Dark Silver Raven bugzeek hey silever raven i have some more song for you to work on. like another one rides the bus ill see what i can do ok the bus one right??
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Posted: Tue Jan 25, 2005 3:18 pm
Dark Silver Raven bugzeek Dark Silver Raven bugzeek hey silever raven i have some more song for you to work on. like another one rides the bus ill see what i can do ok the bus one right?? yea
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Posted: Tue Jan 25, 2005 3:23 pm
bugzeek Dark Silver Raven bugzeek Dark Silver Raven bugzeek hey silever raven i have some more song for you to work on. like another one rides the bus ill see what i can do ok the bus one right?? yea well that is going to be a pain. well time to get to work sometime later
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Posted: Fri Jan 28, 2005 9:02 am
Dark Silver Raven bugzeek Dark Silver Raven bugzeek Dark Silver Raven bugzeek hey silever raven i have some more song for you to work on. like another one rides the bus ill see what i can do ok the bus one right?? yea well that is going to be a pain. well time to get to work sometime later and also i need that song again.
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Posted: Fri Jan 28, 2005 10:48 am
[ Message temporarily off-line ]
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