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MistressVoldemort Captain
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 Posted: Wed Jun 17, 2009 8:20 am
 Idea stolen taken from Alecto.
Basically explain why the avatar above you was sent to Azkaban . . .
the more imaginative, the better cool
enjoy~
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Posted: Wed Jun 17, 2009 4:58 pm
Stole the Minister's underwear and attempted to use it as blackmail since it had "I Love Dumbledore" on it.
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Posted: Thu Jun 18, 2009 4:18 pm
For attempting to illegal bread Demiguise with house elves to create that black and purple abomination that now attaches itself to you.
(It's late. So sue me.)
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Posted: Fri Jun 19, 2009 11:11 pm
Z OMG For attempting to illegal bread Demiguise with house elves to create that black and purple abomination that now attaches itself to you. (It's late. So sue me.) That is both completely incomprehensible and utterly brilliant. Kudos!
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Posted: Sat Jun 20, 2009 12:21 am
Lucius Scipio Malfoy, was sent to Azkaban for not sending ZOMG to Azkaban. Naught boy... While in Azkaban he setup a well established brothel, many of the customers where members of the OotP.... o.O
&&& One for my friend ZOmg
Z OMG, was sent to Azkaban for distributing tobacco to Underaged Dragons. Shame on you, their lungs are bad enough with all the firebreathing.
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Posted: Sat Jun 20, 2009 1:06 am
Whups, forgot. Well, Artamuss was sent to Azkaban for smuggling puffskeins in his underpants - not generally considered illegal, but cruelty to puffskeins.
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Posted: Sat Jun 20, 2009 5:56 pm
(Omg Artamuss the Brothel thing xD Ah I lol'd)
Lucius was sent to Azkaban for trying to create new spells that backfired and blew up a Muggle Milk Float.
Considering Mister Malfoy's record, the jury ruled that nothing like this could be purely accidental.
(Again, it's late)
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Posted: Sat Jun 20, 2009 9:31 pm
ZOMG was sent to Azkaban for serial herbicide.
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MistressVoldemort Captain
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Posted: Sun Jun 21, 2009 6:28 am
Lucius was sent to Azkaban for prostituting his house-elves.
He was found out by undercover "Action For Elves" assosiates
and sent to Azkaban for six months. -____-
He is also banned from keeping house-elves for five years.
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Posted: Sun Jun 21, 2009 7:07 am
Wit beyond measure... 
Mistress was sent to Azkaban for 7 years for breeding Basalisks and attempting to reinstate one in the Chamber of Secrets.... is a man's greatest treasure.
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Posted: Tue Jun 23, 2009 12:40 am
(Actually, I did a whole thing on a non-subforum thread where I was pimping out my house elves.)
ZOMG was sent to Azkaban for stripping down naked and dancing the "Safety Dance" in the middle of the Gringotts lobby while shouting "I love midgets! Do me, Griphook!"
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Posted: Tue Jun 23, 2009 1:49 pm
Was sent to Azkaban (for two months) for streaking during the Quidditch Tournament and harrassing a veela.
@Lucius I thought the pimping elves thing was very much your style ;D
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MistressVoldemort Captain
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Posted: Tue Jun 23, 2009 9:02 pm
(They cost extra if they were dressed up like me.)
Mistress was sent to Azkaban for public indecency - was observed jerking off a hippogriff in the Hogsmede town square.
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Posted: Wed Jun 24, 2009 5:32 am
(Omg that was ewwww).
Lucius was sent to Azkaban for pulling a Lindsay Lo'han and flashing His Fire Crotch while gettin out of a car....
However this stunt landed him 1billion hits on WizTube and a better customer base for his pimpin houseelf brothel.
(srsly,,, i wouldnt try to look for wiztube i bet its somthing gross D: )
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Posted: Wed Jun 24, 2009 6:17 am
(argh you've just put horrible images in my head!)
Artamuss was sent to Azkaban for attempting to blackmail Minister Shacklebolt.
Rumour has it that Kingsly had kept Lucius Malfoy's pimp cane after the Battle of Hogwarts and
Artamuss was sent to Azkaban for being the brunt of my God-awful reasoning ;]
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