I'm just going to make this now. If you want it taken down, let me know.
Down near the seaside there is a two-story building. The faded paint on the sign outside reads:
The Sea Star Inn
Doors open at 8am.
Doors close at 11pm.
Open all week.
You open the door to see the welcoming glow of a fire, and many travelers sitting around it, eating or chatting. Both pirates and honest sailors are huddled around the fire. This inn is a sanctuary; keep the peace here if you know what's good for you.
The owner is Rosa Dale, a short, sweet, motherly woman...Unless you make her angry that is. If you don't get on her bad side, she will rent out a room to you for as long as you need.