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 Posted: Thu Jun 18, 2009 6:55 pm
Time for a big road trip again! This year we'll be going to kick-a** Las Vegas! Of course you can't go there with losing your freaking mind so I got everything we need:
We have two bags of grass, seventy-five pellets of mescaline, five sheets of high-powered blotter acid, a saltshaker half-full of cocaine, and a whole galaxy of multi-colored uppers, downers, screamers, laughers...
Also, a quart of tequila, a quart of rum, a case of beer, a pint of raw ether, and two dozen amyls. Not that we need all that for the trip, but once you get into locked a serious drug collection, the tendency is to push it as far as you can. The only thing that really worries me is the ether. There is nothing in the world more helpless and irresponsible and depraved than a man in the depths of an ether binge, and I know we'll get into that rotten stuff pretty soon.
It's all in this fancy new convertible! This will be the best, least murdery road trip yet! Climb in and let's go, you honkies*!
(*I'm pretty sure only one of you is white actually.)
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Posted: Thu Jun 18, 2009 7:15 pm
That. . . OR we could just go with that webcam chat idea thing. And maybe we can all burn some of our money as we talk to each other to simulate the vegas experience.
Then again, the disastrous pretend road trips have always served us well before. But we have to kill at least one person. It's like a tradition.
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GeneralBlueRaven Vice Captain
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Posted: Thu Jun 18, 2009 7:31 pm
GeneralBlueRaven That. . . OR we could just go with that webcam chat idea thing. And maybe we can all burn some of our money as we talk to each other to simulate the vegas experience.
Then again, the disastrous pretend road trips have always served us well before. But we have to kill at least one person. It's like a tradition. We're still doing the webcam? I thought we could all gather in real life...in my van. But yeah. We'll work on that. Until then get in the car! We'll kill somebody eventually but until then just eat some blotter paper and we'll be off!
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Posted: Fri Jun 19, 2009 6:44 pm
Oh my gosh road trip!
I love road trips! though I can't afford time off work from a real road trip!
busy busy busy!
ALso I dont have a webcam to do the webcam idea... at least I wont have one until the fall (I'm hopefully upgrading my computer)
Also who is the only white person Fenky? I know we have more then one white person in this guild (unless you are talking about activity since Tainted hasnt been around for a while ;_; )
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Posted: Fri Jun 19, 2009 6:49 pm
Aunchie_Sana Oh my gosh road trip!
I love road trips! though I can't afford time off work from a real road trip!
busy busy busy!
ALso I dont have a webcam to do the webcam idea... at least I wont have one until the fall (I'm hopefully upgrading my computer)
Also who is the only white person Fenky? I know we have more then one white person in this guild (unless you are talking about activity since Tainted hasnt been around for a while ;_; ) Activity-wise I believe Raven is the only white one. If there are more I'm forgetting let me know.
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Posted: Fri Jun 19, 2009 8:43 pm
Fenky Aunchie_Sana Oh my gosh road trip!
I love road trips! though I can't afford time off work from a real road trip!
busy busy busy!
ALso I dont have a webcam to do the webcam idea... at least I wont have one until the fall (I'm hopefully upgrading my computer)
Also who is the only white person Fenky? I know we have more then one white person in this guild (unless you are talking about activity since Tainted hasnt been around for a while ;_; ) Activity-wise I believe Raven is the only white one. If there are more I'm forgetting let me know. What is Gthb? I know I've seen pictures but I can't tell what ethnicity he is.
Edit: Wait... werent you white? remember I thought you were black but then you turned out white.
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Posted: Fri Jun 19, 2009 9:12 pm
Aunchie_Sana Fenky Aunchie_Sana Oh my gosh road trip!
I love road trips! though I can't afford time off work from a real road trip!
busy busy busy!
ALso I dont have a webcam to do the webcam idea... at least I wont have one until the fall (I'm hopefully upgrading my computer)
Also who is the only white person Fenky? I know we have more then one white person in this guild (unless you are talking about activity since Tainted hasnt been around for a while ;_; ) Activity-wise I believe Raven is the only white one. If there are more I'm forgetting let me know. What is Gthb? I know I've seen pictures but I can't tell what ethnicity he is.
Edit: Wait... werent you white? remember I thought you were black but then you turned out white. I believe GtHb is hispanic. I'm not sure which country exactly but hispanic. And I am Cherokee. It's just really mellowed out.
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Posted: Fri Jun 19, 2009 10:08 pm
Fenky Aunchie_Sana Fenky Aunchie_Sana Oh my gosh road trip!
I love road trips! though I can't afford time off work from a real road trip!
busy busy busy!
ALso I dont have a webcam to do the webcam idea... at least I wont have one until the fall (I'm hopefully upgrading my computer)
Also who is the only white person Fenky? I know we have more then one white person in this guild (unless you are talking about activity since Tainted hasnt been around for a while ;_; ) Activity-wise I believe Raven is the only white one. If there are more I'm forgetting let me know. What is Gthb? I know I've seen pictures but I can't tell what ethnicity he is.
Edit: Wait... werent you white? remember I thought you were black but then you turned out white. I believe GtHb is hispanic. I'm not sure which country exactly but hispanic. And I am Cherokee. It's just really mellowed out. whoah now that you mention it there was a girl at my school that was also Cherokee and she looked white too.
very interesting.
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Posted: Fri Jun 19, 2009 11:33 pm
A road trip, how fun.
Don't forget the canned ham either.
I'm hispanic, I think. Xp
Half-White/American/whatever xD Half-Mexican.
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Posted: Sat Jun 20, 2009 7:52 am
GtHb A road trip, how fun.
Don't forget the canned ham either.
I'm hispanic, I think. Xp
Half-White/American/whatever xD Half-Mexican. No canned ham. Just the drugs! Now hurry up and get in everyone! Vegas closes at 8!
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Posted: Sat Jun 20, 2009 10:06 am
Fenky GtHb A road trip, how fun.
Don't forget the canned ham either.
I'm hispanic, I think. Xp
Half-White/American/whatever xD Half-Mexican. No canned ham. Just the drugs! Now hurry up and get in everyone! Vegas closes at 8! At 8:00?
Then we have lots of time! No need to rush.
Beside the whole point of a road trip is not the destination but the fashion in which you get there right?
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Posted: Sat Jun 20, 2009 6:39 pm
(Wait, so, we have, 1 1/2 white people, 1 Cherokee, 1 1/2 Hispanics, and whatever Aunchie is [I forget. gonk ]. This sounds like a recipe.)
But I thought Vegas was a 24 hour deal?! TTOTT
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Posted: Sat Jun 20, 2009 7:06 pm
Planetarium (Wait, so, we have, 1 1/2 white people, 1 Cherokee, 1 1/2 Hispanics, and whatever Aunchie is [I forget. gonk ]. This sounds like a recipe.)
But I thought Vegas was a 24 hour deal?! TTOTT Well here's the thing. I went down there the other day to count cards and steal a clown from the french circus. I got messed up on blotter acid and since I'm an unstable ebony godmonster, I kinda put a makeshift hadron collider under my hotel building. Now that I remember all this, we need to go get it in time or else a black hole will open up and basically buttrape reality. LET'S GO! *ties everyone up, throws them in the back, then takes off* There's a knife in the back seat there if you want to untie yourselves. *takes some mescaline and crashes through a few buildings on the way to Vegas*
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Posted: Sat Jun 20, 2009 9:47 pm
Planetarium (Wait, so, we have, 1 1/2 white people, 1 Cherokee, 1 1/2 Hispanics, and whatever Aunchie is [I forget. gonk ]. This sounds like a recipe.)
But I thought Vegas was a 24 hour deal?! TTOTT
Wait, does that mean Planet is Hispanic? I did not know that.
I think Aunchie is some Chinese/Canadian mix of awesome. I can't be bothered to remember the details. xD
Am I to understand that we must now go to Vegas and save the world all while totally smashed?
Sounds like even more fun.
I would love to cut myself lose with the knife. Unfortunately, that is a task that requires not being tied up. D=
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GeneralBlueRaven Vice Captain
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Posted: Sun Jun 21, 2009 7:13 am
GeneralBlueRaven Planetarium (Wait, so, we have, 1 1/2 white people, 1 Cherokee, 1 1/2 Hispanics, and whatever Aunchie is [I forget. gonk ]. This sounds like a recipe.)
But I thought Vegas was a 24 hour deal?! TTOTT
Wait, does that mean Planet is Hispanic? I did not know that.
I think Aunchie is some Chinese/Canadian mix of awesome. I can't be bothered to remember the details. xD
Am I to understand that we must now go to Vegas and save the world all while totally smashed?
Sounds like even more fun.
I would love to cut myself lose with the knife. Unfortunately, that is a task that requires not being tied up. D=Yes! Drugs got me into this mess and somehow more of them should help me get out! Use some of that coke! Your insane energy will find a way to get untied!
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