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Ares

PostPosted: Sat Nov 12, 2005 7:54 am


Share the stories of your drunken youth! If you have a crazy story, tell it!

First story of many:

I was at this guy's birthday party. I hadn't known him all that long, but he was cute, so who could resist at least checking out the party? Well, I know I couldn't. So I went with my friends Ashleigh and Israel. To make the story a little shorter, I got really really drunk. Ended up getting alcohol poisoning, though I don't know how, since I don't know what I drank, and no one else seems to know either. Went to the hospital. (to tell you this now, I don't remember any of this, but have heard the entire story from others) Apparently when I woke up from unconsciousness once, I realized I didn't want to be in the hospital, and tried to leave. So my friend Anna called the police to have an officer sent down to restrain me. In stead of having just one, they sent four. Well, I really didn't want to be there, so I started throwing punches at the policeman. I didn't just fight one, I fought all four of them. They ended up getting me under control and restraining me to the bed. I woke up the next morning at about 5 am, puked, and then called my friend Jill to come pick me up. At this point, I remember everything. But there's a good five hours of my life that is gone forever, and I don't even know why. Isn't that the best?
All my friends suspect that one of the guys at the party slipped me something, since I was only there for about an hour before passing out. And honestly, I know not to drink that much that fast. But, it is just one of those unsolved mysteries.

Any stories as crazy as this?
PostPosted: Sat Nov 12, 2005 9:17 am


Clap. Clap. Clap.

stare
 

and_solo_said


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PostPosted: Sun Nov 13, 2005 3:13 pm


xd

Deary me..

..nah, I did drink 16 measures of bandy in a night but it wasn't crazy. Kate was there to keep the girls off me, you see.

But erm, yeah. Before the Kate era there have been some regrettable circumstances.


Like, kissing (for quite a long time, and quite intimately) the prospective girlfriend of the sixth form's "rugby-playing hard man" on a night when I subsequently had to crash at his place before getting a lift home. He'd been planning to ask her out that evening, alas it was not to be.

That was, awkward.

In my defence though, I put up a good fight before she got me. I actually ran away back to my seat at one point, also feigned inability to walk and appealed to him as she led me toward the dance floor! He just shrugged and let me go, I'm innocent of guilt. Really.
PostPosted: Sun Nov 20, 2005 7:25 am


Simon just got drunk after lunch at Wiggy's house and said he needed a wank after falling over, spilling whisky, fighting for a dog and throwing a deck of cards around...I remaind sober enough to take a short video on Wiggy's phone.  

and_solo_said


Nebelstern

PostPosted: Mon Nov 21, 2005 10:49 am


and_solo_said
Simon just got drunk after lunch at Wiggy's house and said he needed a wank after falling over, spilling whisky, fighting for a dog and throwing a deck of cards around...I remaind sober enough to take a short video on Wiggy's phone.


Ahem...
Hehe.
sweatdrop
PostPosted: Wed Nov 23, 2005 6:12 am


Nebelstern
and_solo_said
Simon just got drunk after lunch at Wiggy's house and said he needed a wank after falling over, spilling whisky, fighting for a dog and throwing a deck of cards around...I remaind sober enough to take a short video on Wiggy's phone.


Ahem...
Hehe.
sweatdrop


eek

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Vice Captain


Nebelstern

PostPosted: Wed Nov 23, 2005 1:57 pm


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Nebelstern
and_solo_said
Simon just got drunk after lunch at Wiggy's house and said he needed a wank after falling over, spilling whisky, fighting for a dog and throwing a deck of cards around...I remaind sober enough to take a short video on Wiggy's phone.


Ahem...
Hehe.
sweatdrop


eek


Yes. You can stare, Mr. Threesome. stare
PostPosted: Thu Nov 24, 2005 1:58 pm


Nebelstern
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Nebelstern
and_solo_said
Simon just got drunk after lunch at Wiggy's house and said he needed a wank after falling over, spilling whisky, fighting for a dog and throwing a deck of cards around...I remaind sober enough to take a short video on Wiggy's phone.


Ahem...
Hehe.
sweatdrop


eek


Yes. You can stare, Mr. Threesome. stare

eek  

and_solo_said


Nebelstern

PostPosted: Sat Nov 26, 2005 3:30 am


and_solo_said
Nebelstern
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Nebelstern
and_solo_said
Simon just got drunk after lunch at Wiggy's house and said he needed a wank after falling over, spilling whisky, fighting for a dog and throwing a deck of cards around...I remaind sober enough to take a short video on Wiggy's phone.


Ahem...
Hehe.
sweatdrop


eek


Yes. You can stare, Mr. Threesome. stare

eek


And you...Mr.... Something! neutral
PostPosted: Sun Nov 27, 2005 10:19 am


Nebelstern
Invictus_88
Nebelstern
and_solo_said
Simon just got drunk after lunch at Wiggy's house and said he needed a wank after falling over, spilling whisky, fighting for a dog and throwing a deck of cards around...I remaind sober enough to take a short video on Wiggy's phone.


Ahem...
Hehe.
sweatdrop


eek


Yes. You can stare, Mr. Threesome. stare


stare ninja If no-one was drunk, such events don't count.

Invictus_88
Vice Captain


Nebelstern

PostPosted: Sun Nov 27, 2005 1:38 pm


Invictus_88
Nebelstern
Invictus_88
Nebelstern
and_solo_said
Simon just got drunk after lunch at Wiggy's house and said he needed a wank after falling over, spilling whisky, fighting for a dog and throwing a deck of cards around...I remaind sober enough to take a short video on Wiggy's phone.


Ahem...
Hehe.
sweatdrop


eek


Yes. You can stare, Mr. Threesome. stare


stare ninja If no-one was drunk, such events don't count.


wink Fair enough. I believe you.
PostPosted: Mon Nov 28, 2005 10:53 am


Now, honestly, this is a friendly topic. No mocking here...

Ares


and_solo_said

PostPosted: Sat Dec 03, 2005 6:47 am


Here's something crazy: Simon hasn't tasted cider!  
PostPosted: Sat Dec 03, 2005 2:46 pm


and_solo_said
Here's something crazy: Simon hasn't tasted cider!


eek

Even I have had cider.

rolleyes

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and_solo_said

PostPosted: Sun Dec 04, 2005 11:44 am


Invictus_88
and_solo_said
Here's something crazy: Simon hasn't tasted cider!


eek

Even I have had cider.

rolleyes


EDIT: he has now...Said it tasted like wine.  
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