Hiei's Little Black Book

[HieiJagonchi]

Hn.

...Kurama told me to write in this.

I've seen negins writing in similar things.

Kurama told me to write about what happens in my life. I guess I'll write how I got this stupid book...

Kurama was doing something he called "Spring Cleaning". I was watching him go back and forth in his attic, sitting on a stack of boxes.

"Hiei, look at this!" I looked over Kurama's shoulder at the little red book in his hands. "It's my old journal." I glanced at it. It was filled with Kurama's handwriting, and looked boring. "Hey, Hiei? Would you like one?" He asked, smiling.

"No."

"You can use this one!" He said, holding up a black leather-bound book with a dragon on the front.

"No." I repeated, getting annoyed.

"You don't even know what it's for!"

"I don't want to know."

"Hiei, how do you ever expect to have fun in life if you never try anything new?"

I guessed he wouldn't give up. "Fine." I said, snatching the book from him. "...So what's it DO?" I asked, flipping through the pages. Every page was just a bunch of lines, with a dragon design on the top and bottom corners.

"You write about your life in it." Kurama said.

I picked up a pencil, wrote "Hn." And tossed it over my shoulder, sitting back on the boxes.

"Oh, come on Hiei!" Kurama said, picking up the book and handing it back to me. "Write more than that!"

"Like what?" I snapped, wanting him to just go back to his stupind "Spring Cleaning".

"Write about what you like to do, or what you don't like, or what happened on the day you're writing, or..." He rambled on for a few moments.

"Kurama?" I asked, cutting him off.

"Yes?"

"Will you EVER shut up?" He just shook his head and went back to cleaning.

I was bored, so I grabbed the stupid book Kurama gave me--I planned to burn it later--and headed to the forest.

I trained, and killed some demons. All the demons around here are low-class, nothing even really worth chalanging.

Now, the sun is setting, and I'm writing in this stupid book. I won't write anything important--just incase it fell into the wrong hands.

I'm going to sleep now. I may write again, but more than likely I'll just burn this stupid book.  

[HieiJagonchi]

...I still think I should burn this infernal thing...

...Whatever. Guess I'll write what happened...

One of the worst things I could think of happened today: Yukina came to visit.

It's bad enough she LIKES these infernal negins, but does she have to come around all the time?

...It would be better if she just stayed home. That way--no. I can't write anything like that. I can't risk anyone finding this. It's just too riskey.

...I'm going to definately burn this thing later. That way, no one can find out what secrets I'm keeping...  

[HieiJagonchi]

Yukina went home. Good. Now she is safe.

Koenma says he has a new mission for us. I still hate the fact I'm stuck taking orders from that baka baby.

...Kurama and the others are going to look for me now. I have to go before they decide to use that anoying whistle again. I really hate that sutpid thing. It hurts my ears and head.

I must remember to destroy it once I get the chance. Perhaps I will destoy this book while I am at it.  

[HieiJagonchi]

It was too riskey to leave this behind--someone might find it. I've taken it with me on the mission. Right now I'm in a tree above camp. Those baka negins are fighting over something again.

We are currently waiting for a boat. It should come around midnight. It will take us to an island in the human world, which is right near a place they called the "Bermuda Triangle". Supposidly, an unusual ammount of portals have been opening there, leading to the maikai.

Maybe I could slip though at some point while no one is watching...

...Then I'll burn this wretchid book!  

[HieiJagonchi]

This ship is boring. There's nothing to kill on it.

At least I can avoid those fools... I'm on top of what one of the people called a "Mast".

...I have the feeling something's watching me. If something is, it will soon be dead.  

[HieiJagonchi]

...It was nothing. Though I wouldn't be mad if the idiot came to bother me right now. I could say he fell overboard, and that would be the end of that.

The crew of the boat is uneasy. We can sence the power radiating from the "Triangle".

...They are calling for dinner, which means it will be dark soon. Oh what a sad morning it would be if the baka woke up with a sword through his heart... And a book torn to shreads, as well.  

[HieiJagonchi]

Hn. The others have discovered this book. The negins tried to steal it, but I wouldn't leave it in a place they could find it.

Not that I care--I didn't write anything important in this infernal thing, anyway. It's just I don't want them seeing what I've written.

...I think I'll go try to push that sea-sick baboon overboard now. Then I'll feed this to a shark or something...  

[HieiJagonchi]

The mission is over. I didn't have a chance, or want, to write durring the mission. Now we're back at Koenma's, and I'm waiting for Kurama to finish talking to Koenma. That baka baby said he wanted to talk to me about "Reckless Behavior".

Hn. Like I care.

I guess I should write what happened...

We had transfered to another boat. I was sick of all the boats. I couldn't get away from the annoying detectives.

We eventually reached a floating island. Of corse, it wasn't supposed to be there. We got up there by Kurama's help, and were met by an army of guards. After a quick and effortless battle, we headed inside.

Strangely enough, the main boss was waiting for us. But he had a negin girl with him. He threatened to kill her.

Naturally, the others hesitatied, while I simply ran up and started attacking. He didn't kill the girl, she only got a scratch across her stomach, but I killed him.

Now Koenma's mad because the girl's supposidly important or something... Like I care...

Koenma's calling. I need to kill that baka baby when I get the chance... Maybe my sword will "Accidentally" cut off his head... And slice through this book while it's at it...  

[HieiJagonchi]

Hn. That was annoying. Ends up the girl isn't a negin. She's the last of her race...

Worse, her people... They were dragons!

I don't get it. She looks just like a negin... I'm staring at her right now, from the tree outside the window of the room we put her in. She hasn't woken up yet, which doesn't make any sence. Even a negin would have been up by now.

...Maybe there's something wrong with her... No. She's awake.

...And is trying to kill that baka detective. Maybe she's not so bad, after all...  

[HieiJagonchi]

Maybe having the girl around won't be so bad.

After all, the detective and baka are nearly terrified of her.

There's only one small problem... She can't even speak!

It's really annoying, because the bakas keep trying to figure out what she wants. Worse yet, because I'm the only one who doesn't go to that annoying thing negins call "Skuul", I'm stuck taking care of her all day.

...And she won't leave me alone. She's sitting on the floor right now, staring at me as I write this. It's annoying, too, because____________  

[HieiJagonchi]

Well, that was interesting.

The girl just said my name. She said it "He-ah," though. I tried repeating it properly to her, and after a few times, she actually got it right. She keeps repeating it, smiling and pointing at me. She's like a little kid.

...Maybe I should teach her more...

I'll try it... And then maybe I can get her to show me some of her powers.

...Maybe I'll get her to burn this book, while I'm at it.  

[HieiJagonchi]

She's a fast learner. She actually seems smarter than those baka ningen spirit detectives.

She knows how to use a sword. She's pretty good at it, though I can't get her to spar with me. She just keeps shaking her head. It's annoying.

...The others came home just a few moments ago. The girl said "Baka!", and pointed to Kuwabara when he come in.

Now they're trying to get her to say "Kuwabara," but she keeps saying "Baka!"

This is actually somewhat amusing.  

[HieiJagonchi]

Kurama didn't aprove of what I tought her. But I didn't do much more than say some words that she'd usually hear.

Becides, she already knew how to use the sword, so why do they blame me for her knocking the baka unconcious?

In any case, they're in explaining it to Koenma...

The baka baby's probably going to say we're in charge of teaching her, and then warn us not to be "bad influences" or something.

Too late for that. She's already known Kuwabara and Yusuke. Can't get much worse than that... Unless you count Botan.

...Time to head home.  

[HieiJagonchi]

We're supposed to be training her... But there's a problem. She's already a good fighter. She was able to beet the two ningens and Kurama, but she still won't fight me for some reason.

It's annoying, because I want to see what she can really do. She has yet to show any spiritual powers...

Well, Koenma's made her part of the team... Which means nothing happened except the idiots got an excuse to pig out on cake... And I got sweet snow.

We've got a mission comming up, and we're leaving tomorrow. It's dark already... I'm up on the roof with a "flashlight". The girl's up here, too...

Kurama says we need to give her a name. He says just calling her "she" all the time is rude or something...

Well, whatever. I'm tired of writing. Becides, the baka detective's snoring is getting annoying. I'm going back to my room, where I don't hear it.