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 Posted: Sun Jun 21, 2009 8:58 am
I know how much all of you would love to give Twilight a new ending.
Now, here's a post where you can do so!
I'll start off with a line from the book and you add on what happens next in one sentence.
You can make it crazy as possible and even kill off your "favorite" characters!
Then, the more posts we get, the bigger the story! >D
Let me start you off with an actual line from the book.
[God.. I have open that damn thing up. DX]
Edward in the sunlight was shocking.
Alright! Go!
EDIT: THE STORY FINISHED.
It was great. XD
But, I've posted a new line on the bottom of the page.
Let's see if this turns into a huge success. ^_^
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Posted: Sun Jun 21, 2009 4:48 pm
so shocking that Bella couldn't stand it and stabbed him 37 times in the chest.
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Posted: Sun Jun 21, 2009 7:30 pm
so Bella grabbed a chain saw and sawed his head off and then sawed out her own eyes and therefore kill herself and doing all the world a marvelous favor.
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Posted: Mon Jun 22, 2009 2:04 pm
Bella looked at him so wierd that Edward turned into a slug, then Bella grabbed a salt shaker and followed Edward around pouring salt on his Vamp-Snail a**! screaming "BURN BABBY BURN!"
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Panic At Teh Disco Captain
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Posted: Mon Jun 22, 2009 4:26 pm
so jacob grabbed his wolf buddies and bella and then killed edward and his vampie pals, then jacob and his wolfies killed bella and then themselves and the rest of the world lived hapily ever after ^^
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Posted: Tue Jun 23, 2009 12:52 pm
LOL.
That was pretty epic. XDDDD
& it looks like it ended! D:
Alright, here's a new line to work with:
He closed his eyes, lost in his agonized confession...
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Panic At Teh Disco Captain
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Posted: Tue Jun 23, 2009 2:29 pm
...and he thinks back when his father used to molest him in his sleep and when he would wake up he would ask his father what he was doing, and he said he was making sure his Genitaila wasnt broken. so he said "ok" and went to sleep.
*a few hours later*
He wakes up and feels somthing wet all over his torso and lesg. he goes to lift his blanket off of him and finds the liquid is very adhesive. (Dx) he takes a shower and finds a camera in the shower and he stares at it for a while, then returns to clensing.
once he gets outa the bathroom his father hits him on the head with a blunt object and passes outt.....
*one coma later*
he wakes up to find himslef in a dark, cold, erie celler. he see's other men his age in raggedy clothing and looking starved. he looks at him self to find he to is like them, ghetto shoes and ripped up pants. he looks around then he starts noticing a pain in he buttox. (Dx)
He walks around and finds a man who is dressed in very fancy clothing and he asks him where the hell he is at. the man repsonds with, "Your Father Sold you to me, welcome, your now my sex slave.
Hmmm.... Where will the sex trade leave him?
only you can tell. =]
TEH END!!!
-Panic♫
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Posted: Wed Jun 24, 2009 8:33 pm
...so he looks around for a bit and studies his surroundings, only to realize bella had locked him up in a deep pit with a giant swinging ax hanging from the celing and is slowly decending upon him, so a while later, the ax is slowly slicing away at his stomach, and then to finish it all off, he is split in two and everybody lived hapily ever after ^^ (SUCH A HAPPY ENDING!)
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Posted: Thu Jul 02, 2009 4:11 pm
and then she shot him and realized what shed done, so she shot herself and everybody died
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Posted: Tue Jul 07, 2009 10:04 pm
He closed his eyes, lost in his agonized confession...
"Bella, I sparkle in the sunlight..." he spoke the words lovingly knowing she would understand.
"Oh, EDWARD!!" She started, "I didn't know you were such a f**!"
Edward looked at the ground dissapointed. Later that day Bella moved away and became a fat ugly whore.
That night Edward sat alone wondering what he did wrong when suddenly...
"Excuse me." A voice said, and as Edward looked up he saw a man standing there. "You are Edward correct?"
Edward just nodded.
"And you live here with your vampire friends, correct?" Edward's eyes widened.
"Could you take me to them?"
Edward, yet again, nodded and led they way. They reached the house and Edward opened the door.
"Is this all of them?"
Edward nodded.
"Good."
===A night of screaming and bloodshed later.===
The man walked away from the house covered in blood, and he muttered under his breath, "... damn vampire wannabe's..."
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Posted: Thu Jul 09, 2009 8:41 am
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Posted: Thu Mar 18, 2010 5:28 pm
Edward in the sunlight was shocking.
SO very shocking that Bella couldn't take the sparkle. Edward looked down at his own chest and his eyes started to bleed. Bella was bleeding too, and she died. Edward ran to his home. Then, I walked in to his house, where he was sobbing. I look at him and bust out laughing. "Edward, have you always been such a f**?" I kill him!
TEH END!!
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Posted: Fri Jun 04, 2010 2:08 am
Edward in the sunlight was shocking, shocking enough for chuck norris to roundhouse kick bella's head off. Edward was angry and tried fighing chuck norris, which resulted in what i like to call a rapestomp.
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Posted: Fri Jul 23, 2010 7:20 am
Then some old fashioned Hollywood producers walked up and felt sorry for Edward and offered him a place in their upcoming movie, Saw. They didn't have the technology to make a fake body to use for effects, so...
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