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PostPosted: Thu Jun 25, 2009 5:54 pm


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There's not much been going on this week that I can think of.
Apart from a lot of discussion threads.
Good to see people are giving input.
Less negativity though.
K? K. :3


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Top ten one posters of this newsletter.
o1. Shaff - 19748.


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By I Knead Dough.

Oh lucky you, here's an article to feature someone who I think is awesome and stuff.
As if you guys don't stroke each others egos enough.

Any who, the lucky moron getting stroked this newsletter is...
-drum roll-
Our almighty leader because blah blah blah...

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Psywing
Post Count:9750


Real Name: Joel Maldonado
IDENTIY THEFT IN 1...2...3 GOGOGOGO
Birthday: August 16, 1988

Oh also, Maldonado is a place is Uruguay.

He's wasted a little less then a year in TLOEM.
Shaff died in April. [May God bless his soul]
He became Captain.

Psywing on becoming Captain: “Being captain is rather stressful, and more work than one would normally assume, it's something I hope I can do well, and for those who think I'm doing a crappy job, to bear with me while I adjust.”
Translation by Doughy: “Quit being butt hurt all the time.”

For all you who live under a rock he likes vidya games, Steampunk, and crafts.
Useless quote: “Uhhh......I'm still a child at heart, and probably always will be.“

When asked about Psy various morons said:

“Even though he is very inactive, especially in the guild, I really do think that could be made up for in personality and actions IN the guild whenever he IS active.”

“I Remember When We All Made Fun Of him for Being New And Making Emotes. Let's Do That Again. “

“Isn't that the guy who likes the Steampunk stuff or whatever?”

When asked what the first thing that struck them about Psy one remember responded: “The p***s.”

Who will be featured next newsletter?
Well, whoever donates the most s**t to me of course.
Gogh Reeds lookin' pretty nice. ;D


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By Capn.

Plants VS Zombies

Whilst I was brought up to not judge a book by its cover, it's a hard task when confronted with such a weird, blunt title such as “Plants VS Zombies” But true to its name, Plants VS Zombies gives you exactly what we all want; An immense battle between the Plant kingdom and the living dead – Just what we all want – Right?

I'll start with the basics; Plants VS Zombies is not the next best in-depth Zombie survival game, I personally have trouble referring to this game as anything but a basic tower game, the kind you'd find on your average flash game site, so if you're looking for the next big Zombie game, then I'd have to direct you in the other direction, toward Valve or Capcom.
As mentioned before, Plants VS Zombies is a tower defense game, but it's much more than that, whilst the exterior of this game may seem like your basic flash (I wouldn't blame you if you avoided it because of that minor fact.) but underneath that big, ugly, generic coat is a game reeking of charm and personality; don't get me wrong, I wouldn't call what it has a “Story mode” (Or Adventure mode), but I would say there's more story there than your bog-standard flash tower defense game – Presumably this is because you're expected to pay for Plants VS Zombies and the generic mold wouldn't quite cut the cheese.


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The basic gist of the game is (As you might have guessed from the title) to fight the Zombies; more specifically defend your house from the Zombies. No back story is really given, but then again, it doesn't really require one, all you need to know is that you wanna kill the zombies before they get to you – And you DON'T wanna ******** with Crazy Dave; Mainly because he's crazy, but also because he gives you items that'll help you fight off the horde; such as a shovel that allows you to dig up misplaced flowers.

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Crazy Dave; Sporting a very fetching sauce pan on his head.


To create your flowers and such, you need some form of currency, in Plants VS Zombies, it comes in the form of sun points, these randomly drop from the sky every once in a while giving you 25 points each time, with your generic Pea shooter tower costing 100, obviously leading you to the conclusion that there are faster and better ways to gain sun points; Well, if you had lead yourself to that conclusion, then you'd be correct; Using sunflowers you gain an extra 25 for each one at random intervals, you soon learn to use Sunflowers in every match and you find yourself placing them towards the back of the map where Zombies can't get to as they'll be the bulk of your currency supplying your vicious flower army with more ammunition and protection.

The game will have you completing levels to gain new flowers and other botanical based creatures and to carry on in the “immense, emotionally in depth” story; which basically involves bringing bigger, scarier, harder to beat enemies, such as a Zombie with a pole-vault, which manages to launch itself over any obstacle such as a Potato mine, a walnut and even a Chomper; It will also launch itself over your first line of pea shooters, which is generally a stupid move, because if you play like me, then you'll have line of ice pea shooters to freeze them and possibly even a walnut to prevent such maneuvers – After all, you gotta stay on your toes in this game, what with those crafty, sly zombies sneaking about.

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My winning layout; Well, atleast it was winning on the starter levels.


Whilst some gamers may think that a pure Tower defense game can get a little stale after a while, it appears that PopCap anticipated this and included several mini-games that come up within the game, these are tasks similar to the main game, but given a little jazz and twist of the game play mechanics. One of the earliest examples of this is when Crazy Dave gives you the chance to use Walnuts to bowl the Zombies down, whilst this only lasts one round, it certainly does refresh the game play and whilst the Bowling mini-game is fun, it makes you appreciate the main game play a little more – Another example of this a little later on is when you aren't given the usual sun points to build the items that you need, but you're given a random selection of items that scroll across a bar along the top at random intervals, you are then hounded with a horde of zombies larger than the usual crowd, it's more challenging than the main game play and has the same effect that the bowling has, in that it allows you to appreciate the main game play ten fold.


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In conclusion, whilst most gamers may want to avoid this for it's lack of story and in depth game play, I personally found it well worth picking up off of Steam; Especially for the meager price of £6.99; The game play is good, basic, clean fun and I recommend it to any fan of the Tower defense genre and any one just looking for a game to play for a couple of minutes every once in a while.

85%

Capn Raccoon


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By Censor.
-Cher-
I Know It Doesn't Matter
And I Know Nobody Cares-

But Why Is It So funny
That Gay Guys Like Cher?


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The Main Library at Indiana University sinks over an inch every year because when it was built, engineers failed to take into account the weight of all the books that would occupy the building.


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By Mysterious A.

Hello Morons, and welcome to the latest edition of Interview With A Moron! Today, we talk to the ever-elusive captain, Psywing!

Psy: Hai

Myst: How anti-climatic. So! How long have you been running the guild?

Psy: Uhh, since April this year. icon_biggrin.gif

Myst: So, a couple months now. How have these changes affected you as a member of TLOEM?

Psy: Oh jeez... It's much harder to do a balancing act between keeping things in order and being an active regular member. Plus, along with being Captain, comes the fact that people forget you're still a human being.
But all in all, once things get settled down, it's not too bad.

Myst: I know that feeling. A question I'm sure everyone would like an answer to is... how'd you get into steampunk?

Psy: Apparently I've been into it longer than even I know of. DX
I got into a conversation with an old friend about it, explaining how I got into it, and they told me, "Yeah, I know, you've been into that for a while now."
So, to be honest, what sparked my interest in it recently eludes even me. One day, I was looking through pictures of it on Google, and it just hit me. That's as best as I can explain it.

Myst: Ah! A mystery even the great Detective Mortalis couldn't figure out, eh? Well, if you don't mind saying, what was the most traumatic event that has affected you, even to this day? You don't have to say anything if you're not comfortable, but something would be nice.

Psy: Well, I'm really trying to open up more to people... I guess it would be my breakup with my first girlfriend of 4 years. It set me down the road I now walk. I'm not ashamed to say I'm broken and slightly tainted by it.
Things definitely could be better, but we can all only move forward, the past is in the past.

Myst: Sir, you spin a sad tale for the readers.

Psy: The people want turmoil and conflict, lest the story bores them.

Myst: Right on, man. Fight the power! Except, you are the power. So, in all the land of TLOEM, who is your favorite thread-maker and why?

Psy: Hmmm, that's a thinker... I think I'd have to say Bane, especially the ones that seemingly come out of nowhere and make little to no sense. Always good for a laugh.

Myst: He sure is hilarious. You know he raped me in my dream once, and now I'm pregnant with his dream-child? Well, that's a story for a later day.

Psy: Indeed.

Myst: One last question, for the ladies of TLOEM. ARE. YOU. SINGLE?!

Psy: Well, yes. Yes I am.

Myst: Woot! You heard it here first, ladies! The man in charge is SINGLE. Question now is, is he lookin’?

Psy: Well, to be perfectly honest I-

Myst: WELL FOLKS, THAT’S ALL THE TIME WE HAVE FOR TODAY! UNTIL NEXT TIME, I’M MYSTERIOUS A, AND THAT’S ALL, FOLKS! =D



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By Crimson Tearedrop.

Hello morons, this issue we will be looking at this song. "My Way", made famous by... Frank Sinatra.
Although Frank's version is the one that is most known, the song was originally written for him by Paul Anka and used the tune of a french song called Comme D'habitude.
The song tells the story of a man who is nearing death. As he reflects on his life, he has no regrets for how he lived it, saying that, until the end, he did things 'my way'.

Random fact One:
During an interview with J. K. Rowling, she mentioned that 'My Way' was the song that she would have played at Professor Dumbledore's funeral.

Many versions have been recorded or performed live by some of the most notable muscians, two examples being Elvis and Sid Vicious.
According to wiki 125 artists have all done versions from punk and death metal to pop, rap and classical. Each of them putting their own spin on it, or doing it 'there way'. icon_whee.gif

Random fact Two:
When David Bowie was asked to write English lyrics to "Comme d'habitude" in 1968, the song he came up with was "Even a Fool Learns to Love." However, Paul Anka bought the rights to the original French version, and Bowie's version was never released. "Life on Mars?" was Bowie's riposte to losing out on a fortune; shown by the fact it has similar chords to "My Way. (and is ******** awsome. )

The song has had a huge impact on popular culture with musicans referencing it in their own songs. Bon Jovi did this in 'It's my life.' - "My heart is like an open highway. Like Frankie said, I did it my way."
Jay-Z, Sparks and others have also referred to this iconic song.
As well as that, it has also been used as tracks in countless films and tv shows.

Random fact Three:
"My Way" was found to be the song that is most frequently played at British funeral services.

Ultimately, I think this song is hugely inspiring, whether it's the classic Frank version with his distinctive voice echoing the words passionatly or Sid spitting them down the mic, it's a great reminder to live life to the fullest and do it your way.


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By Wain Scoting.

As many of you know, I'm getting all of the bathrooms in my house remodeled. And now I'm here to show you the process and progress. It's long and tedious. The contractors show up without warning. The plumber shows up two hours late for a ten minute job. Well, here's what we have.
Before:
XXXXXXXXX
Before: Stained pink carpet. Stained shower basin with permanently scummy glass doors. Wallpaper. BEIGEPINKAQUA ATTACK. Ugly counter top. Deadly mirror. Loud dusty vent. Need I say more?
Wallpaper Removed:
XXXXX
Wallpaper removed: A little better, right?Couldn't get it all. The contractor should get to it later. He'd better not just try to paint over it. D<
Demo:
XXXXXXXX
Demo: OMG EW FLOOR. That's a lot of water damage. Good news: No black mold!
Shower basin's here and new floor boards:
XX
Tile going in:
XXX
Tile: It's pretty sexy. It's also pretty yellow in that shower... But the floor's nice. It has nice bronzes, blues, and grays. Just like the nice bronze and yellow light, pewter fixtures, and blue paint that's soon to come.
Grouted:
XXXX
Grouted: First picture's another before. The grout is a nice canvas tan in the shower and arctic blue in the floor.
Pipes strapped to stop clanking:
XXX
Pipes: Finally! Every time someone flushed one of the toilets, it would clank and clunk and clank some more. It was heart-attack worthy. Now, they're as quiet as they can be in an empty acoustic bathroom.
Vanity's here:
XX
Vanity: Nice and level drawers! They don't slam. They close slow and quietly.
New fan (not covered):
X
Fan: It's in. It clunked and buzzed. It's been patched and fixed like the walls. The cover goes on after the paint does.

WHAT'S NEXT?
This week:
1.Paint.
2.Counter top gets cut.
3.Doors (glass shower and wooden entry) are made (wooden is also painted ceiling color).
4.Plumbing?(Toilet, shower hardware.)
Later:
1.Counter top comes.
2.More plumbing. (Sink and faucet after counter top gets here.)
3. Glass doors come in. (Three weeks later. Two to get the glass, one to make them.)
4. Electrical.
5.Completion! On to the next bathroom! (Mine!)


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Go think about MJ and Farrah Fawcett and you'll go to heaven.
Off you go, children.
PostPosted: Thu Jun 25, 2009 6:02 pm


You know, I used to have an irrational fear of michael jackson until I realized he only goes for little boys.


Or should I say "went" instead?

[color=emo]
Crew

Salty Rogue


smile_its_me

Cunning Lunatic

PostPosted: Thu Jun 25, 2009 6:05 pm


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MJ died at 2:30! (PST I guess) no coma... cry

Interview with a Moron was finally entertaining. TY Psy & Myst.
Loved the Comic Censor!

@ Emo - lol
PostPosted: Thu Jun 25, 2009 6:12 pm


I blasted his Thriller album out of my car today.

I can't believe he's gone. ToT

Baron Von Gneo
Captain

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Hippie Bane

PostPosted: Thu Jun 25, 2009 6:48 pm


good newsletter


(capn does so much better at games you CBF to play that I do crying )
PostPosted: Thu Jun 25, 2009 6:49 pm


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I Knead Dough

PostPosted: Thu Jun 25, 2009 8:05 pm


Good job everyone!

That Featured Moron s**t sucked though; who wrote that crap?

@Zane
u r teh hawt. redface redface
PostPosted: Thu Jun 25, 2009 9:29 pm


woot 4laugh

Crimson Tearedrop


Psywing

Greedy Tycoon

PostPosted: Thu Jun 25, 2009 9:30 pm


mrgreen
PostPosted: Thu Jun 25, 2009 9:37 pm


Psywing
mrgreen

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PostPosted: Thu Jun 25, 2009 10:06 pm


Senti-du-Bon
Psywing
mrgreen
mad
PostPosted: Fri Jun 26, 2009 10:42 am


Hippie Bane
good newsletter


(capn does so much better at games you CBF to play that I do crying )
Nah, mine are TL;DR.

Capn Duran


baguettesy

Rainbow Harvester

PostPosted: Fri Jun 26, 2009 1:10 pm


probably one of the best newsletters in a long while~ C:

I especially liked the interview and games you cbf to play.
I'm kinda interested in that game now, Capn. XD

♥ ♥ ♥
PostPosted: Fri Jun 26, 2009 11:33 pm


Ripper-Roo
probably one of the best newsletters in a long while~ C:

I especially liked the interview and games you cbf to play.
I'm kinda interested in that game now, Capn. XD

♥ ♥ ♥

D'aww, thanks Roo. :3

And you're welcome, Momma Smile.

The newsletter does look pretty damn good this time. cool

Mysterious A

Fashionable Genius


Crimson Tearedrop

PostPosted: Mon Jun 29, 2009 2:04 am


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The music part sucked wink whee
Not really, I'm quite proud of it.
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