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PostPosted: Tue Jun 30, 2009 5:02 am


I have surfed the web and explored it from corner to corner, and on my lifelong journey have encountered many terms for what we all know. I shall post what I find here. If you have any suggestions, post them here and I may add them, too.



Anti-Twilighter- One who dislikes or hates the series Twilight and/or the many fans it has accumulated.

Twilight Fangirl- One who liked the series Twilight and may show up at a convention or two. Not a huge threat.

Twitard- A fan of the Twilight series who WILL NOT SHUT THE HELL UP about the characters, plot, events, ect. in the Twilight Series.

Twifag- A male fan of the Twilight series who expresses it openly and in a very questionable fashion.

Twitwat- An extreme fan of the series who will not only talk nonstop about it, but will antagonize and/or insult you for not sharing the Twitwat's love of the Twilight series.

Twihard- A psychotic worshiper of the series Twilight. May go to such extremes as making a shrine or two, or committing acts of violence against those who do not share their love.

Twishit- Any of the various merchandise sold featuring any of the characters, objects, ect. from the series Twilight.

Mary-Sue- a fictional character with overly idealized and hackneyed mannerisms, lacking noteworthy flaws, and primarily functioning as wish-fulfillment fantasies for their authors or readers.

Sparkle-pire- A common name amongst Anti-Twilighters to give to the so-called "Vampires" in the Twilight series.
PostPosted: Tue Jun 30, 2009 12:05 pm


Some other things that should be up there are:
Meyer-pire - See Sparkle-pire.
Drugs - What most likely helped think up this series.
and
A Wet Dream - What REALLY thought up this series.

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PostPosted: Wed Sep 02, 2009 8:07 pm


Rofl.
PostPosted: Wed Oct 28, 2009 3:42 pm


I know a Twiwat, but thank god not Twihard....

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PostPosted: Wed Oct 28, 2009 8:03 pm


Lol. Funny, I thought they were all the same thing! xd

Oh, the OP forgot Gary-sue: Male verison of a Mary-sue.
PostPosted: Wed Nov 11, 2009 2:57 pm


so true stephanie meyer couldnt rite her way out of a paper bag

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PostPosted: Mon Nov 16, 2009 8:26 pm


I love how Stephen King called her out on her writing skills or lack thereof rofl
PostPosted: Wed Nov 25, 2009 12:26 pm


I love these names! Sadly I know some of these psychotic people..

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PostPosted: Fri Nov 27, 2009 2:47 pm


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I love how King called her out, too. xD

Those are awesome. I love them. I can also see some people fitting some of the descriptions, too.

Maybe 'Twatlight' could be up there, too, as what the series should be called.
I actually said that in front of my sister and she said it the next time she went to say the title. xD
PostPosted: Sat Feb 06, 2010 5:09 pm


lol
thats all i think of

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PostPosted: Sat Feb 06, 2010 5:43 pm


Lady Vader501
I love how Stephen King called her out on her writing skills or lack thereof rofl

lol. One of my friends love Stephen King's books and she read just look at how why people like it. I told her not to, because it kill brains cells. I would never read one of those books, because I know half of my brain would die.
PostPosted: Mon Feb 08, 2010 12:40 pm


Nice, my favorite is twitfag mrgreen since I actualy know one saddly....now that I think about it I know one of each -_-

Its a fricken emozombie


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PostPosted: Tue Mar 23, 2010 7:40 pm


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Lol. Funny, I thought they were all the same thing! xd

Oh, the OP forgot Gary-sue: Male verison of a Mary-sue.

-thought it was Lary-Stu- xD

Interesting collection you have here...
PostPosted: Sun Jul 25, 2010 6:24 am


twimom-mother who is obsessed with the series. gonk

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