And I shall do it with a story.
Last night I entered Death's contest on devi which was to do a Darren Hayes In The----
And you get to fill in the blank.
So I did Darren Hayes In The Jesse McCartney Effect! And I had to draw 8 gazillion Jesse's for my stupid comic, so I was basically worn out after drawing it all. Yeh.
Well today I woke up this morning and mom had put out this magazine that had an article of JESSE in it. I'm all Jesse'd out.
....new verb!
ANWAY. I read the article anyway because I'm a loser and saw how SPECIAL it was.
I'ma put some quotes in it on here so you can giggle, too.
Kevin Sessums
'...I [told] him that when I first heard his platinum-selling single "Leavin'," I thought I was listening to a sexy black female singer. "Do you have the soul of a black woman?" I ask.
McCartney's sleepy eyes widen with amusement. "I've never thought of myself that way, but I think having the soul of a black girl would be a compliment. I'll take it," he says, laughing.'
McCartney's sleepy eyes widen with amusement. "I've never thought of myself that way, but I think having the soul of a black girl would be a compliment. I'll take it," he says, laughing.'
Kevin Sessums
'His mother is now his co-manager. So doesn't that make McCartney a mama's boy?
"My mom's a badass," he says, defending her. "She's a cool chick."'
"My mom's a badass," he says, defending her. "She's a cool chick."'
Kevin Sessums
'"I never wore a promise ring like [the Jonas Brothers]," he quickly replies. "It's a big step for them to be open about their virginity. I've seen them take a lot of heat. But I respect them, if that's what they want to do. It's cool."
Would he like to proclaim his own virginity?
"No, no, no," he says. "I don't think you have to talk about sex at all if you don't want to. Just say that I'm living the single life. I'm being 22 and seeing what's out there."'
Would he like to proclaim his own virginity?
"No, no, no," he says. "I don't think you have to talk about sex at all if you don't want to. Just say that I'm living the single life. I'm being 22 and seeing what's out there."'
Kevin Sessums
'...his latest creative passion. "All I watch is the Food Network," McCartney says. "I took a cheesemaking class a few weeks ago, and I told my family and friends to only get me kitchen stuff on my birthday....I'd love to own a restaurant if I could find the right chef."
What about finding the right girl first?
"She'll have to be someone who likes to eat my cooking," McCartney says, smiling the cleanest of scruffy smiles. "Or, at least, she'll have to pretend."'
What about finding the right girl first?
"She'll have to be someone who likes to eat my cooking," McCartney says, smiling the cleanest of scruffy smiles. "Or, at least, she'll have to pretend."'
And that's it...yeah. Special. I'll stop now >>;;
