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Stranger: hi
You: hi
You: Is this david?
Stranger: yea
You: REALLY!
Stranger: yep!
You: Aw, sweet.
You: Dude, tell me.
You: Where have you been.
You: We've been looking for you.
Stranger: dude idk
You: OH s**t! Your in a dark dungeon aren't you?
You: I'll get the personal army!
Stranger: YEAH MAN
Stranger: dude
Stranger: good
You: You're lucky you have a computer.
You: We would have never found you.
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LONG POST IS LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOONG!

You: Hello!
Stranger: what is your favourite food?
You: p***s. You?
Stranger: never had p***s
You: You should try it.
Stranger: I like foie gras
Stranger: is it good?
You: Well, its hard to chew.
You: Are you David?
Stranger: how do u serve it?
Stranger: I may or may not be David
Stranger: Are u Kimberly?
You: You serve it with a side of mayo.
You: Yes. :3
Stranger: eww
Stranger: don't like mayo
You: Well, you get used to it.
You: Its an aquired taste.
Stranger: I see
Stranger: and do u have it often?
You: Well, Its can be pretty expensite, but I have my own supply sometimes.
You: I have at least once a week.
Stranger: hmmm...and what do u give in return to get your weekly p***s fix
You: well, he enjoys giving it to me as much as I like having it.
Stranger: So u can get p***s for free??!!?
Stranger: I've got to try this
You: Yes. :3
You: Its very nice.
Stranger: where can I get some?
You: Well, most meat shops don't carry it, unfortunetly.
Stranger: pity
You: You will have to find a guy named david. He normally has some.
You: But any male will do.
Stranger: David...hmmm I know a David
Stranger: and I'm a male...can I get it with myself?
You: Well, its hard to get from yourself.
You: It is very hard to reach.
Stranger: odd food, this p***s you speak of
You: It is a real delecacy. It is not uncommon, but it is very hard to get.
Stranger: ok...are there any substitutes I can try if I don't find p***s?
You: Well, I don't think you could substitute p***s. it has its own very unique flavor.
You: You could try p***y, but it is not the same.
Stranger: I see...I've had p***y before
Stranger: It's great
You: Oh really? I haven't.
Stranger: u should try some
You: I heard it is very tart.
Stranger: a bit, but it is also succulent and just at the right temperature
Stranger: it depends on the brand, though
You: Is it normally served warm?
Stranger: it is...but u gotta make sure to choose from a supplier with good standards of hygiene
Stranger: you'll know right away if it's gone bad, though
Stranger: from the smell
You: Right, right.
You: I've heard a saying like that.
You: Taste like chicken, keep on lickin.
You: Smells like trout, get the ******** out.
Stranger: I see...that's amazing culinary popular culture
You: Well, I don't have a good memory. I have to use rymes to memorize things.
Stranger: do u think it would be possible to combine p***s and p***y?
Stranger: all in the same dish
Stranger: stuffed p***y, something like that
You: Well, it would have a slight flavor clash as d**k is summer food and p***y is winter food.
You: But it sounds possible.
Stranger: I see...I'll have to try it
Stranger: are you the proprietor of a p***y?
You: Why yes. Yes I am.
Stranger: I don't have any with me right now
Stranger: but I do have a p***s
Stranger: what are the odds??!
You: Well, I'm sorry. I can't send you any p***y right now.
You: But there might be a p***y market on your street corner.
Stranger: oh...maybe I could come pick it up?
Stranger: you know what?! I think there is!
You: Well, make sure its fresh.
Stranger: I can see a few saleswomen from my window
Stranger: they are not in on our tit-for-tat arrangement, I believe
Stranger: I think they'll require additional compensation
You: well, if you really want to have stuffed p***y, you might have to spare a little.
Stranger: and I"m afraid their product may be overly used
You: hmm. Well, do you have a girlfriend?
Stranger: no, I don't.
Stranger: do you have a boyfriend?
Stranger: I don't see what this has got to do with our cooking subject?
You: Yes, he keeps my steady supply of p***s.
You: Well, you're girlfriend most likelly would have some p***y lieing around.
Stranger: hmm...so you're under contract to be his sole supplier of p***y
You: Yes, sir.
Stranger: ?
You: If you had a girlfriend, I mean.
Stranger: I see. I hear that when u get married, some people lose the taste for the dish
Stranger: They'll have it only once a week
Stranger: that sounds odd
You: It should be studied. A sudden lose of apetiet is not healty.
You: Even if its for one dish.
Stranger: what would happen if your boyfriend were to supply p***s to another person?
Stranger: or if you were to supply p***y
You: Well, I wouldn't be that mad. As long as I can still get p***s.
You: But I would feel betrayed.
Stranger: he would be in breach, then
Stranger: and penalty clauses could apply?
Stranger: couldn't u easily find another supplier?
You: Most definetly.
Stranger: or do u think his customer service is better then the rest?
You: Hmmmm. Thats is a good question.
You: Well, I'm sure there will always be someone with more service.
Stranger: I've terminated a contract before just for poor customer service
Stranger: the product was quite satisfactory
You: He has pretty good customer service. He has always served his in large servings.
Stranger: but the suppliers can be a drain on your resources
Stranger: I see...but I kind of prefer the opposite...bizarre
Stranger: I'd rather have small portions
You: Well, p***y is like filet minion. Its better small. More flavor.
You: I have to go, I enjoyed this talk of culinary cuisine.
Stranger: I have too
You: Bye.
Stranger: it has been a pleasure
Stranger: bye!
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