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Welcome to the underground ROBORAPE fourm.

I would have used ROBORAPE in the title, but I don't want any... unneeded attention, capish?

xD Well wasn't that fun?

Anyway for those of you who missed the magical sleepover of wonderment...

I shall post some of teh magical quotes here.

Also... I don't think I need to warn anyone of the crack that is to come. We are Teh Guild after all and crack is a given when we get together.

I did edit some of them slightly...

Don says:
Or when there's outlets around to rape.
Kurai says:
Or... ROBORAPE

(AND THUS IT BEGAN)

Ryu says:
Joke Weapons
Anime says:
I want hair dryers that shoot out lasers.
Don says:
AHAHAHHAHAHA. A sandwich for Zexion. OMG. I just died.
Don says:
and Marluxia has a ladle. What's he making, soup?

Ryu says:
I wish to play as Marloosh and kill things with flowers.

Don says:
Dissidia with Bejeweled!Sephiroth?

Kurai. says:
What is Diddidia for? PSP?
Kurai. says:
I spelled that reall badly.
Kurai. says:
adkAKUSDGAKUFGWI!

Anime says:
If there's no new Autobots by ep 25 I'm setting something on fire.

Ryu says:
Oh god my neighbor is going to set off fireworks. He's probably drunk. This is going to end well...
Kurai:
D:
Anime says:
Take pixs if you can. xD
Kurai. says:
Don't let a stray one go anywhere near you~ O_O;;;
Ryu says:
Yeah I'm not going out there. I'm not stupid XDD
Don says:
Be sure to duck in case it goes through your window
Anime says:
That would suck.
Ryu says:
Yeeeah...
Kurai:
Yeah.
Ryu says:
I'll dive under the desk.
Don says:
Ahaha
Anime says:
Just like lay on the floor with your laptop. Unless it goes through the wall.
Ryu says:
Yeeah I should just get the laptop and sit on the floor and play ToV
Kurai says:
I didn't think you would go out there, but ya never know, it could go through your window. xD
Don says:
You could get psychokitty to kill it.
Anime says:
ANIMAL CRUELTY xD
Ryu says:
I just made sure Psychokitty isn't here so I won't forget to grab him if I have to make a dive for the floor.
Don says:
I'd be one of those people who'd dive to cover an animal over a person any day. XD
Ryu says:
One that wasn't lit landed on our roof already.
Kurai. says:
O____O;;;
Ryu says:
And plus it's not like there's any humans other than me. My parents went outside.
Anime says:
Oh god.
Don says:
XDD
Ryu says:
I cannot foresee this ending well XDD
Don says:
I'd so record it...
Ryu says:
Oh hell now the cat is in here.
Anime says:
Good luck with all that Ryu. xD
Ryu says:
I do not think fireworks are even legal here now that I think about it. Not that that stops anybody.
Amix says:
Illigal? What's that?
Kurai says:
Really?
Ryu says:
A word that means nothing til you get caught.
Don says:
We actually had some last year that shot up and almost set a tree on fire...
Ryu says:
These ones sound like they're going in the air

Don says:
Aha, yeah. I think fireworks are illegal here in Iowa no matter what they are. But that might be because we're filled with corn.
Kurai. says:
xDDD
Anime says:
Mmmm... Popcorn.
Don says:
XD A corn fire instead of a forest fire.
Ryu says:
XDD

Ryu says:
I want to go out there to see just how badly this is going... hmm... morbid curiosity or personal safety... (About her Drunk neighbor shooting off fireworks.)

Anime says:
I was gonna name my Transformers OC Smokescreen. Still haven't drawn her or anything. xD It's been a week since I thought her up.
Don says:
I'd name mine Band-Aid Dispensor. Or however you spell it.

Anime says:
Some creepy a** guy came to the door and asked for my mom.
Ryu says:
Get the pepper spray.
Anime says:
I should have acted like I was totally insane.
Ryu says:
He could've just been your garden variety creeper

Anime says:
Well OMG TOMATO. xD TOMATO. xD I'm a little too excited.

Ryu says:
HOPE LOVE AND SUBMACHINE GUNS. *has no idea why she jsut thought of that*

Anime says:
Megatron has fangs. I would just like to point that out.
Don says:
XD
Ryu says:
...Why did my mind leap to vampire!robots. Why?
Anime says:
He's like some sort of Vampire Decepticon. xD
Don says:
"I've come to suck your oil!"
"Dammit, its expensive, go get your own D;"
Anime says:
I would make a joke about gas prices, but Autobots use fuel cells.
Don says:
They also pee a hell of a lot of liquid, which is very very odd
Anime says:
Why did my mind go to Transformers Yaoi about the oil thing?
Kurai. says:
Why do I keep thinking of ROBORAPE?
Ryu says:
Because that was Transformers Yaoi? XDD

Anime says:
"Optimus... Where do babies come from?"
Kurai. says:
Basically, anytime anyone mentions Transformers or giant robots... I think of that one guild chat where roborape was involved. D:
Ryu says:
xDD OUTLET RAPE.

Don says:
I want to know how no one ever SAW it though. Like. Giant robots in a big city hiding in an alley way clanging together. That's gotta be loud.
Ryu says:
Or maybe they heard it, saw it, fled for their dear lives
Kurai says:
Or stayed. Because they were Yaoi fangirls.
Anime says:
Fangirls stayed.
Ryu says:
Because... I think I would run from that. After getting pictures.
Don says:
"What's that noise? An earthquake?" "Oh no, it's just robots"
Ryu says:
Because yeah CLANG CLANG CLANG would be pretty damn loud!

Anime says:
Wow I am not ever playing attention to my Transformers ep anymore.
Ryu says:
This must be a lovely conversation when you're actually watching it. Now you're just going to keep seeing ROBORAPE where it's not there

Anime says:
Oh my... Demolisher was raping a door with his arse.

Anime says:
And Neon Genesis was just emo. Everything in that show was emo.

Anime says:
ANYONE WANT TO SEE SOME ROBOTRAPE?
Ryu says:
Best random question ever.

Don says:
I have a stalker that texts me my name...and I'm like 'am I supposed to respond?"
Ryu says:
"YEAH THAT'S ME. WHATCHU WANT STALKER?!" That's how I'd respond. Or like. "WRONG NUMBER!"
Don says:
I just say "Thanks for spelling my name right."

Ryu says:
My stepdad's always all "LOL I CAN'T WAIT TO FORCE YOU INTO DOING ERRANDS FOR ME : DDD" and it's like pfft that's if I don't run you down in the driveway <<

Anime says:
We have a permit, license, than a lv 2 licenses.
Ryu says:
Your license has leveled up! You can now run down pedestrians that are faster than turtles!

Ryu says:
It'll just be 'WHEE LET'S HIT THE GARBAGE CANS!"
I would probably like, fail the test for saying s**t like that to the tester person.
"So how many points do I get for hitting pedestrians if they're running away? O:"

Ryu says:
Other comments that would cause Ryu to fail the driving test: "So this is just like GTA, right? The people go crunch when I hit them?"
"Can I make a stop to shoot up the rival gangsters? It'll just take a few minutes!"
Tomato says:
"So I can run around and beat people up with a big purple d***o?"

Anime says:
Transformers Roborape
6:16. xD
Ryu says:
There goes the rest of my sanity. Good job Anime.
Anime says:
Thank you. xD

Ryu says:
And I had Sephiroth rambling at me about using the planet as a spaceship when I got email.

Don says:
I know Sephiroth tells me I'm going to rot whenever I get pop ups, and sometimes cloud does his Death Scream whenever he gets upset.
Angeal tells me to hail Sephiroth when I empty my trash bin.

Animesays:
MEGATRON HAS A HIP CANNON.
Tomato says:
THAT IS ONE HIP CANNON.
Ryu says:
HIS HIPS DON'T LIE? *murdered*
Don says:
It's suddenly gonna become a** cannon. Megatron will despise all fangirls. "THEY'RE HIP CANNONS!! HIP!!"

Anime says:
He fell on his back when he first used it.
Don says:
AHAHA
Ryu says:
WOW
Anime says:
And I'm like "That does not look like a hip cannon anymore"
Tomato says:
THAT WAS ONE HIP CANNON
Don says:
"Say hello to my little friend"
Tomato says:
But now it's a raping machine.
Don says:
He probably rapes things with his hip cannons
Ryu says:
CLANG CLANG CLANG
Don says:
If he has two on both sides he could like... Do the hula dance and get two birds with one stone.

Amix says:
NO YOU DO NOT RAPE HOTSHOT. -pimpslaps Megatron-

Ryu says:
...Whatever happened to the photographer I kidnapped at gunpoint?
Anime says:
He got eaten by something.
Tomato says:
Or got shot by a HIP CANNON

Don says:
I was reading that Wiki FF thing, right? And the Genesis page was so...SCARY. Like, it was written by an obsessed fangirl I think.
Because she was like 'He held out the apple for Sephiroth to take. The apple, a classical symbol of SEDUCTION. But Sephiroth REFUSED him'

Tomato says:
http://www.sonymusic.com.my/picture_library/leehom_Cover.jpg
Don says:
I've always wanted to have a man holding an uprooted plant above my head when I sleep.

Don says:
She exposed DEATH to him and Death forced his music onto my CDs when I wasn't looking.

Don says:
"Let me throw this ball and make it do nothing!" (About Wakka)

Anime says:
Cyclonios Get His Butt Cut off
2:16!
Don says:
KACHUNG "Aww...my a** D;"
Ryu says:
AHAHA WOW "My butt! What have you done to my poor butt?"


Anime says:
I'm not sure if I want to name my Drawing Pad Little Sister or Sanders. Sanders is an Artist but Little Sister are always with Big Daddies.
Ryu says:
Name it Little Sister~ xD
Tomato says:
Little Sister xD
Ryu says:
And then they can be adorable together. And if anyone tries to f*ck with the drawing pad the computer will end them viciously.
"Oh hey is this your drawing pa- OH GOD THE COMPUTER IS ATTACKING M- *dead*"


Don says:
I was just little and put my underwear on the toilet seat, and it went in and I just flushed it, but the toilet overflowed and I remember my dad plunging it out and like...seeing the sopping wet underwear and being all like 'uh, it wasn't me?'

Anime says:
Hotshot has a stalkerbot. He's all like "Iz on your side." And Hotshot is all like "...WTF

Anime says:
YOU ARE NOT DEAD!
Brady says:
I told you I was gonna take a shower
Anime says:
People die in showers. Haven't you seen the movie Psycho?

Anime says:
I HAVE AN ANNOCEMENT TO MAKE:
THE SUGAR IS KICKING IN.
Also. Megatron is raping Sideway's hand.
That is all.

Anime says:
I seem to have a lot of video clips of roborape.
Don says:
xD That's starting to scare me.

Don says:
I think every guild sleepover will have rape in it somehow... Mostly by robots

Anime says:
Also Hotshot just did a less squeeky version of the Cloud Angst CC yell.
Ryu says:
XDD ANGST YEEEEELLLL

I actually have to post it in two post.

rofl

I laughed so hard my sides hurt all over again. XDD

Oh man guys.


I'm so depressed I missed it.


I seriously thought it was tonight, and I was really looking forward to it too. I don't know why I had my dates mixed up. I completely slept through last night.


T___T

Hellz yeah. We should have another one this month.

I know Kurai said she's busy around the 11th...

So maybe we should plan for the week after that? Or something?

Kurai: Well we don't want you being tired and then leaving!


What if we did one on like... the 13th or something? That's a Monday. Unless someone's working...

A lullaby for you.
Don't you worry baby, I'll be here by your side
May tomorrow be wonderful too.
Close to you I hope to stay,
Endlessly from today,
Even through cloudy days, You are not alone.

A lullaby for you.
Stars will always gracefully watch over 'til it's bright.
May tomorrow be wonderful, too.
Take my hand and promise me that we'll be alright.
Finding a place to feel at home, You are not alone.