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 Posted: Sun Jul 12, 2009 2:44 pm
Our pets?
Yes, ladies and gentlemen, I mean those little critters that live in our homes, eat our foods, ruin our carpets and drink out of the toilets (No, I don't mean small children).
Dogs, Cats, Birds, Rodents, Snakes, Horses, and everything else from A-Z.
I know you have weird and wacky stories about your pets, so feel free to post it here!!
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Posted: Sun Jul 12, 2009 3:07 pm
 "'What is this', you ask?"
Okay, the horse's name is Huck Huck Hurray ER (Echo Ranch, where he was born) and the dog's name is Rosie. She belongs to my sister.
What do you think they're talking about?
"Why, it is an endless supply of Starbursts.
twisted Be afraid. Be Very Afraid."
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Posted: Mon Jul 13, 2009 10:19 am
heart Suicide Spicy Taco Ranger heart says...
Sadly, I don't have any pets, though, as per my vote lol, I guess rocks and plants actually do count, eh? mrgreen
I think they are talking about shoes, or maybe the lack thereof...?
Rosie: "Hey, do you know where a dog could get a nice pair of slippers around here? This sand is killing my paws!"
Huck: "Listen lady, if I knew where to get some nice shoes, don't you think I'd be wearing them right now?"
rofl rofl rofl rofl
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Posted: Mon Jul 13, 2009 10:42 am
"'What is this', you ask?"
rofl
Actually, I'm not sure if Huck is wearing shoes...
Róisín "Rosie" the Puppy
When my sister took her home, she kept coughing... turns out that she had pneumonia!!!
"Why, it is an endless supply of Starbursts.
twisted Be afraid. Be Very Afraid."
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Posted: Mon Jul 13, 2009 10:52 am
You misspelled Defecate as "Decafiate". What is that anyway? Dek-af-ee-ate... Decapitate?
Anyway....
And who can forget the misadventures of adorable little Artemis (aka Missy)?
So our cat goes out of the house and wanders around the street at night a lot. So this one night, one of our neighbors leaves their garage door open, and she sees a new place to explore.
Meanwhile, the neighbors had a relative over (the grandmother or something?), who went over to the guest room to take a nap. After a while, they hear a loud crash coming from the guest room. The guest came back and said "Theres a cat in my room...?" to which the neighbor freaked out and thought "No there isn't! Maybe its a raccoon?".
Turns out she had taken a nap in the room. When she decided she wanted to leave, she knocked something over and woke up the grandmother. She was so frightened by the loud crash that she hid under the bed for a while. By the time they came up to check out what had made the crash, she had already come out from under the bed and was staring at him as if saying "What?".
rofl
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Posted: Mon Jul 13, 2009 2:51 pm
 So this is one of my dogs, Luci, and she is the biggest spoiled dog in the world. So she is not supposed to be on my bed, but when I'm in my room sitting on my bed, she waddle in pathetically and stares at me for minutes on end, but I try to ignore her. So then she hops up half way on the side of the bed and continues to stare at me. So If I still ignore her, she begins to whimper and whine until, eventually, I give in a let her up on the bed. She knows how to work me.
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Posted: Wed Aug 05, 2009 12:20 pm
 Please, PLEASE believe me when I say...
Missy=unknown
Mice (3 known)=1
Poisyn=2
Missy has been bringing in mice and lizards.... but she isn't just letting them go in the house... no, that would be too easy... she lets them go in the downstairs tub (which we don't use anymore) or as we are starting to call it, Missy's Torture Chamber. There have been a number of times when I catch Missy in route to the bathroom with her newest prey and while I was taking her outside (with the catch still in her mouth) she drops it... and then I do a dance of terror and lose track of it.
Today she brought in two mice... the second one after I told my mom we should lock her up to keep her from getting more... The trick seems to be to rip her out of the bathroom and lock her in the spare bathroom then use the cup (that we leave in there just for this purpose) to either scoop up the mouse or trap it. A glove on one hand and a younger brother to open doors completes it.
 ...That there is a method to my madness.
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Posted: Wed Aug 05, 2009 7:04 pm
Sounds like that was fun XD
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Posted: Sat Aug 08, 2009 8:09 pm
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I has fish. I made the mistake of buying ones all different sizes from one another, to it was like a food chain. the second smallest ate the smallest and then the third ate the second smallest... and so on. until the largest ate what everyone ate. it was so weird. sad
And yeah, i'm scared of cats and dogs.
♥ ----------- ♥ ----------- ♥
♥ Pink99Chick (Lady Pinksalot Taco Ranger)
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Posted: Thu Jan 28, 2010 11:10 am
All my pets have died by now.. so I'll tell the story of Chibidragongal's miniature dachsund. >w< So cute.
Someone wanted to see what Lady looked like when she ran because it's awfully cute. So I go, "Lady, Lady, come here!" and she does, then I say "Run that way!" *points* and she does. biggrin
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