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 Posted: Tue Jul 14, 2009 9:57 pm
Well, I don't know about you, but I loooooove corny pickup lines <3
I like to think that any guy (or lady, but im straight so im gonna say guy) who has the guts to come up to my face and spew some corny lines deserves SOME compensation.
So im curious, fellow guildmates. . . do you have any good pickup lines?
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Posted: Tue Jul 14, 2009 10:06 pm
O
O
O i got one!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
or two. . . .
or three. . . . . .
~The word of the day is "legs", now lets go to your place and spread the word~ dramallama
~OW~! i bit my lip. . . kiss and make it better?~ 3nodding
~Do you believe in love at first sight, or should i walk by again?~ wink
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Posted: Tue Jul 14, 2009 10:10 pm
i lost my teddy bear, can you help me sleep tonight?
guy: polar bear
girl: what?
guy: breaks the ice. my name is...
is there a mirror in your pants? because i can see myself in them.
the only way that shirt could look any better is if it were on my bedroom floor.
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Posted: Tue Jul 14, 2009 10:23 pm
man~ excuse me, miss, someone said you were looking for me?
woman~ who are you?
man~ im mr. right ^.~
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Posted: Thu Jul 30, 2009 8:10 pm
I'm a girl but I can talk about some of the pick-up lines I heard! There was this one guy I met at a club (18 or younger cause I was 16 at the time) who came up to me, sat beside me we started talking out of no where he says, " I know who you are now" I ask, "Who", he says, "The woman standing next to me in our wedding picture"......... I was like awwwwww. redface
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Posted: Fri Sep 25, 2009 12:45 pm
Lol, I love these. I've got a couple that I can think of.
Guy: Here's my library card.
Girl: What's this for?
Guy: I wanna check you out. mrgreen
You know, when I was little, I loved to draw with crayons... but there was always this one crayon that was my favorite: Blizzard Blue. It was my favorite color ever. Well, I never knew why it was my favorite, but I just figured it out. Your eyes. Blizzard Blue. whee
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Posted: Wed Sep 30, 2009 10:53 pm
I got this one once, i laughed i kid you not for over 10 minuets:
"I may not have a big d**k, but if you want 12, I can give you 6 twice."
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Posted: Mon Oct 05, 2009 9:55 am
"I've been to Africa, Australia, Asia, America, both north and south, And Europe. I've seen woman from the world over. But in all my travels, I've never seen anyone nearly as lovely as you."
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Posted: Sat Dec 26, 2009 2:09 am
My best pick up line
Does this rag smell like chloroform to you?
Works everytime ninja
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Posted: Wed Jan 06, 2010 7:06 pm
Tapil My best pick up line Does this rag smell like chloroform to you?Works everytime ninja lol! i think i heard that line in a movie. one pick up line that i got from a cute, albeit much (much) older guy was when I walked outside from a university building last fall. He says, " Excuse me, miss. I though it was the cold out here, but I think it was you who just took my breath away. "
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Posted: Thu Jan 07, 2010 7:36 am
I haven't used any... Does that make me crazy? xD
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Gjornia X rolled 3 10-sided dice:
1, 8, 10
Total: 19 (3-30)
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Posted: Thu Jan 07, 2010 8:08 am
No, it means you're sensible. Pickup lines are funny, but doesn't guarantee a guy the girl. And some women find them a turn off.
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Posted: Wed Jan 27, 2010 1:32 am
"excuse me miss can I get into ur pants..I seem to have soiled mine" rofl
I know alot but this was my fav xd
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Posted: Tue May 04, 2010 9:20 pm
Old Topic I know, but I just had to add my two cents!
Ex: ARRRGGGHHH!!!!
Me: Huh?
Ex: ARRGGHH!!!
Me: You okay lol?
Ex: Im a love pirate and Im here for your Booty!
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Posted: Mon Dec 13, 2010 6:44 pm
I recently purchased a drinking glass with all of quagmire's pickup lines on it just in case i get too drunk to remember them..:
Hi, my name is chance. Do I have one?
If I said you had a beautiful body, would you hold it against me?
That dress would look great on the floor next to my bed.
Nice dress. Can I talk you out of it?
These are not ever going to be used by me, unless it's the first one..I love that one.
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