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 Posted: Thu Jul 16, 2009 8:29 pm
Post jokes here that you know....
RULES
-Nothing about Michael Jackson (for obvious reasons)
-TRY to be respectful of others rofl
-If you are offended by a joke, get over it, 'tis but a joke...
-Have fun.... rolleyes
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Posted: Thu Jul 16, 2009 8:39 pm
A blonde ordered a pizza and the pizzaman asks "Should I cut it in six or twelve pieces?"
The blonde responds "Six, please. I could never eat twelve pieces."
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Posted: Thu Jul 16, 2009 8:47 pm
Did you hear about the male prostitute who got leprosy?
He did okay until his business fell off.
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Posted: Thu Jul 16, 2009 8:51 pm
How many animals can you get into a pair of tights?
10 little piggies, 2 calves, 1 beaver, 1 a**, 1 p***y, thousands of hares and a dead fish no one can ever find.
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Posted: Fri Jul 17, 2009 7:59 am
um...well..
A blonde and a dark haired woman wanted to commit suicide by jumping off the building. Who will fall as the first one? The blonde or the dark haired woman? the answer is: Dark Haired Woman, because Blonde will get lost on her way down and would need to ask someone for directions.
....that wasn't funny....can't think of any "joke" now ....
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Posted: Fri Jul 17, 2009 4:33 pm
two blonds walked into a bar
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You would think one of them would have seen it coming.
you may have heard this one before. but its good.
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Posted: Fri Jul 17, 2009 4:39 pm
Demetri Martin: I like parties, but I don't like piñatas because the pinata promotes violence against flamboyant animals. Hey, there's a donkey with some pizzazz. Let's kick its a**. What I'm trying to say is, don't make the same Halloween costume mistake that I did.
Hes one of my favorite comedians rofl
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Posted: Sun Jul 19, 2009 10:59 pm
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Posted: Mon Jul 20, 2009 1:12 am
...oh god o.o ... no comment
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Posted: Mon Jul 20, 2009 3:37 pm
Amen :F heart heart heart
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Posted: Wed Jul 29, 2009 6:24 pm
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Posted: Mon Dec 21, 2009 3:04 pm
Red Head: Did you hear the joke about the roof?
Blonde: No.
Red Head: Don't worry, it's over your head.
Blonde: @o@ What? I don't get it.
lol
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Posted: Tue Dec 22, 2009 7:29 pm
What is a skeleton in the closet?
A blonde 1980 Hide-n-Seek Champion. They never found her.
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Posted: Sat Jul 17, 2010 9:49 am
how was the first copper wire created?
someone threw a penny between to Jews.
(let live, the dead and restless. Awaken dead thread, awaken I say)
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