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 Posted: Mon Jul 20, 2009 11:30 am
Lols. Okay, last night i was dreaming. And, Cloud had another girlfriend. I couldn't exactly see her face but i think it was Tifa. She was always a b***h to him. Then he met me and we started going out. Yes, he was cheating on Tifa. Lols. So, the next day we get married and Tifa finds out and shes just bitching. Cloud tells her to shut up and she does. Lols. Me and Cloud went on our Honey Moon and it WAS AWESOMES! Lols. I REALLY WISH THAT HAPPENED! THAT WOULD BE INCREDULOUS! blaugh I love Cloud, forever! So, back off! Lols. Joke. rofl
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Posted: Mon Jul 20, 2009 12:54 pm
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Posted: Mon Jul 20, 2009 7:42 pm
lol 1 night i had a dream where me and Axel got married and things went ummm i cant really say on here since its a pg-13 site
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Posted: Tue Jul 21, 2009 5:23 pm
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Posted: Sat Jul 25, 2009 6:12 pm
A long time ago, I had a dream where a photographer was at a seaside cliff with his wife and two children. He was too busy fiddling with the "hyperzoom" function of his new camera too notice that his children had somehow wandered into the water and were attacked by a polar bear. A news film crew showed up on cue immediately afterwards to loudly question about what happened. Then Yuffie ran up to them and loudly exclaimed that it was "Cloud Strife" who mauled and ate the two children, and everyone automatically believed her.... so Cloud went to jail. And the latter part of the dream was a dateline - esque documentary on the event, with Tifa giving a tour of the prison where Cloud (still thought to be guilty...), was held.
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Posted: Sat Jul 25, 2009 6:43 pm
OMG. Must I explain my dream? Oh, dear...
So, one night I had a dream after reading this KH fan-fiction, and I guess this was my brain's f***ked up sequel to it.
So, just to let you know a few things.:
1) Innuendo Boy is a guy that runs around with underwear over his pants.
2) Axel was in a wheelchair for several months.
3) Kadaj had some serious issues with his brain so they sent him to live in Twilight Town.
4) Twilight Town is a computer program. (DUHH.)
5) Kadaj gets a dog.
6) Cloud and Leon..well, I'll explain.
7) Kadaj's brothers are all dead. D:
8.) It all ties up with a Final Destination twist (everyone dies..WAHH.)
Now, no matter how insane this might sound, it was a dream. It shouldn't make any sense.
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Okay, so, Kadaj plays with his dog Meteor, the SUPER DOG!! Secretly, at night, Kadaj calls Meteor 'Saix' and wishes his mom named him Xemnas when he was born. So, randomly one night, Kadaj hears a weird noise. It's Sephiroth's theme song. He looks out his window and Sephiroth is running around his front lawn dressed like Innuendo Boy(1). Kadaj is like, 'whoa, he's so stupid he radiates music?' Because, everyone Sephiroth goes, he's theme song is playing with him. Personally, I found that really cool.
So, back out of the Twilight Town program, Demyx decides that he should challenge Kadaj to a drag race on Axel's wheelchair. So, he goes to Twilight Town and challenges Kadaj. Of course, Kadaj doesn't take any of that handicap crap and pulls out his Pokemon cards. And Demyx is like, 'Hey! Zexion tries to summon those when we have poker night!' Zexion pops out of nowhere and whacks Demyx upside the head, muttering something like, 'we don't mention that.'
So, Demyx and Zexion leave, and Kadaj is sorting his Pokemon cards. Meteor slobbers all over them so he has to go buy some new ones. So, he goes to London Drugs, and DiZ is the cashier. And DiZ is like, 'Kadaj, I've been expecting you.' and Kadaj is like, 'how do you know my name?' and DiZ is like, 'I am you grand-father.' By this point, I was already very scared for my sanity.
Okay, so, back at the humongous house everyone lives in, Aerith, Tifa and Yuffie are all standing in front of the stove. Now, Cloud and Leon had some...urges one night, and, well, I feel very bad for the stove. So, Aerith, Yuffie and Tifa are all fangirls of Cleon (same with Kairi), but at this point, they're all disgusted. Aerith was like, 'once you think about it, it's actually really gross.' and Yuffies replies with, 'can we get a new stove?' and Tifa mentions, 'let's give this tainted one to Kairi!' so, they plant the stove in Kairi's room. Kairi returns to her room, realizing what the significance of the stove was, and glomps it. Not realizing that the stove was turned on, she burns to death. I laughed at that part.
So, the next night, Cloud and Leon go back for another 'escapade', and find that there is no stove. Cloud is like, 'I NEED THAT STOVE!!' and Leon is like, 'Don't worry, there's an appliance store named after me. I'm sure we can go there and get a discount on a new stove.' So, they go to Leon's, but realize it's closed because it's like, 1:00 in the morning. So, as they're heading back, Leon gets shot down and killed by a hit-and-run. Cloud freaks again and drives home on Fenrir, depressed and distraught.
Turns out it wasn't actually a hit-and-run, but Kadaj's dead brothers were attempting to do the Thriller dance out the windows of a car while equipped with a gun. Didn't, really, work.
So, Cloud gets home, and everyone's like, 'what's wrong? what's wrong?' and Cloud tells them. Cid laughs. Cloud kills Cid by running him over with Fenrir. Cid is now dead. Cloud gets away with murder, but Tifa, Aerith and Yuffie are all arrested for 2nd degree murder of Kairi.
So, Larxene is on cooking duty, but she doesn't want to cook, so she serves Cid. Only Luxord and Xigbar show up to dinner and die of food poisoning and from toxic fumes from the motorcycle that were cooked into Cid's body. Yes, this is cannibalistic, but I dreamed it.
To make Cloud feel better about Leon, Larxene buys Cloud a new stove. Cloud realizes it's from Leon's, glomps it, and burns to death just like Kairi. Cloud's ghost still lives. (that, I was happy about.) Cloud kills Namine for her being too whiny about Kairi's death.
Somehow, Demyx finds a hamster, and has a bunch of staring contests with it. Zexion gets jealous of the hamster because the hamster is better at staring contests than he is. Turns out, the hamster is a mastermind and it ends up possessing Cloud's ghost.
That's all I can remember. SEE? YOU THINK YOU HAVE EFFED UP DREAMS?? Oh, god, that was so weird...
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Hakuryuus Hubby Vice Captain
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Posted: Sat Jul 25, 2009 7:27 pm
But Zack Fair's wwwaaaaaaayyyyy better than emo lil' Cloud.
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Posted: Sat Jul 25, 2009 9:01 pm
Zack Fair is DA BOMB.
So, so, HOT.
XD
I'm surprised he wasn't in my dream...he was in the FanFic I was reading..
but I guess it's because he ended up leaving before the story ended.
D:
Too bad.
That would've been nice. XD
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Posted: Sun Jul 26, 2009 12:50 am
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Posted: Sun Jul 26, 2009 9:19 am
LOL.
I told Patchy *laughs @ name* the story, and she had read the FanFic too,
Apparently it's actually really funny if you read the fanfic before reading this.
LOLZ.
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Posted: Mon Oct 12, 2009 7:53 pm
I had a dream. A really strange dream.
Like I'm at my house and the doorbell rang. So I walk over to the door and as I open it,Reno runs into my house yelling "COFFEE! WE NEED LOTS OF IT!!" and I'm like "haha,why?"
And right after I asked, Rude entered my house in a donut costume.
I then woke up and was like "lol,wut?"
I can't remember what happened after or before,but it was hilarious. XDD
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