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 Posted: Sat Nov 19, 2005 4:57 pm
*leaps out the doors of the provakian bar and rolls into standing position in the middle of the road*
Looking back and forth I say, "The monkey has got to be here somewhere... I mean... how far could a monkey have gone?"
*realizes how far monkeys could go*
"Crap! I must hurry. This way crewmates! To city hall! I bet that there we can put a stop to this madness!"
TO BE CONTINUED...
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Posted: Sun Nov 20, 2005 11:17 am
Ardrick walks into the city hall. He sees many people there. He suddenly realizes the possibilities.
"Everyone gather around. I have a new event fer ye all to hear ov!"
Everone gathers around him.
"There is a monkey on the loose."
Everyone gasps.
"He is also in persezzion of a golden chalice!"
One person pipes up, "Itz fer mine ta be!"
"Hold yer horses. I have a better deal fer ye. The first to find the chalice will get to keep..... the monkey!"
*crickets chirp*
"Ohhhh... just get on wit it!"
YOU CAN NOW JOIN THE QUEST FOR THE MONKEY AND THE GOLDEN CHALICE!
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Posted: Sun Nov 20, 2005 10:05 pm
We 'ave a city 'all? eek
Bearsnack- That monkey is mine! twisted
Gremlin- MONKEY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Artemis- Oh, god. We woke him up.
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Posted: Mon Nov 21, 2005 5:26 pm
Its more ov a dark alley than i' tis a city 'all, but yes, as a mattar o' fact we do.
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Posted: Mon Nov 21, 2005 5:30 pm
Besides that fact tho'!
Ardrick runs off into the streets screaming like a madman.
"We 'ave to figure out a way to lure it out. Let us find out its desires."
Sylvester hobbles by.
"Where 'ave ye been sylvester!?"
He stares blankly at Ardrick. "No matter, we have a monkey ta be catchin'!"
Sylvester drools.
*sigh*
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Posted: Mon Nov 21, 2005 9:00 pm
Le's see. Monkeys be likin' bananas...
*rummages in his bag*
Er. Dae monkeys like limes? Or bandages, go' plen'y o' those...
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Posted: Tue Nov 22, 2005 6:31 am
"We ain't be needin' limes at times like these. We don' have scurvy do we!? But I like the banana idea. Maybe the pub has some bananas. Off to the pub!"
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Posted: Tue Nov 22, 2005 6:56 pm
Moonkeis like rum! Yes zhey zoo!...
*drinks rum*
an' zhey alzo like gold. Lure it wit' gold!
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Posted: Tue Nov 22, 2005 10:52 pm
Ah, bu' mebbe it'll steal th' gold. I be nae willin' tae risk it. P'r'aps we could be findin' a female monkey?
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Posted: Wed Nov 23, 2005 4:59 pm
But zhen we would 'ave ta watch ze nasty hot moonkey zex
*vomits*
*drinks rum*
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Posted: Fri Nov 25, 2005 10:34 am
O_O
I'll go wit ta gold idea'r.
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Posted: Sun Nov 27, 2005 3:28 pm
Tha's nae wha' I meant... *shudders*
Bu' yer righ', don' wan' tae chance it.
*places a small peice of gold in the street*
Nae let's 'ope nobody tries tae take tha' 'cept th' monkey...
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Posted: Sun Nov 27, 2005 6:31 pm
Ardrick walks out of the provokian pub.
*sparkle*
"Gold!"
Ardrick runs over and picks up the piece of gold.
A net trapgrabs his foot and lifts him high into the air.
"Damn ye!"
The monkey is seen by Ardrick a couple streets down, laughing at Ardrick.
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Posted: Sun Nov 27, 2005 7:18 pm
Oh, come nae lad. Ye shoul' 'ave figgured tha' one ou' righ' away... stupid blighter...
*cuts Ardrick free*
An' gimme back me gold. I migh' 'ave guessed it wouldnae work.
*snatches the gold*
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Posted: Mon Nov 28, 2005 2:57 pm
*runs after monkey*
ARG! Give me back my back hair!
*drinks rum*
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