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Posted: Tue Jul 28, 2009 3:55 pm

dont do anything that will make me kick u out

Posted: Fri Jul 31, 2009 9:21 am

How many emo kids does it take to screw in a light bulb.

3. One to screw in the light bulb, one to write a song about the last light bulb and how they will miss it, and one to write a poem about the new one.

(I have NOTHING against emos, in fact i am one, and i just thought this would be funny.)

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Posted: Sun Aug 02, 2009 7:56 pm

So a blonde walks into a bar....
She says:
"ouch" .

I have to keep my jokes PG13.

Posted: Mon Aug 03, 2009 10:45 am

Ok just to tell you i mean no offense. i love micheal jackson and i cried when he died, but i love this joke.

When Micheal Jackson got to heaven he asked god if he could make him any whiter.
Then out popped Billy Mays with Oxy Clean
x3

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Posted: Mon Aug 03, 2009 10:48 am

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Ok just to tell you i mean no offense. i love micheal jackson and i cried when he died, but i love this joke.

When Micheal Jackson got to heaven he asked god if he could make him any whiter.
Then out popped Billy Mays with Oxy Clean
x3

now that is funny and it has 2 people that i loved lol

Posted: Mon Aug 03, 2009 1:10 pm

There are two ministers who died and went to heaven. The first minister goes up to the gatekeeper and says I have been a good minister please let me in. The gatekeeper says you are a good minister but you like money more than anything. I saw you dig your hand into the collection bin. You like money so much you married a woman named Penny. Go to the end of the line.
The second minister goes up and says to his wife, Well Fanny I guess we have to go to the end of the line too.

*there was more but forgot it*

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Posted: Mon Aug 03, 2009 1:29 pm

Xx Crusnik05 xX

There are two ministers who died and went to heaven. The first minister goes up to the gatekeeper and says I have been a good minister please let me in. The gatekeeper says you are a good minister but you like money more than anything. I saw you dig your hand into the collection bin. You like money so much you married a woman named Penny. Go to the end of the line.
The second minister goes up and says to his wife, Well Fanny I guess we have to go to the end of the line too.

*there was more but forgot it*

XD lol. there isn't. In England, A "Fanny" is not a bottom, but a female reproductive part.
when i read that, i laughed.

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