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 Posted: Tue Aug 04, 2009 10:09 am
I, (name), am glad I have the opportunity to join the cast of the upcoming movie Kung Fu Grave Robbers in the Jungle of the Dragons. I promise to show up every day to be on the set even if I am not shooting a scene that day. If I miss three straight days or a total of five days, I realize that I will have to give up my role. My signature below is proof that I have read the contract and will abide by the rules of the set.
Signed,
(name)
Memberlist:
00. heavensdark
01. Vlad D. Tepes [2]
02. Haven_Gal
03. Cadbury Creme Egg [0, 3, 4]
04. flamingdove
05. Help the Bombardier
06. Heart Shaped Toastie [1, 2, 3]
07. 'Aine Chievious
08. gute nacht mond G-Team!
09. Alpha the White
10. Satius [0, 1]
11. Luna Amatista [0] Sniper!
12. Unphotographable
13. Mylian
14. L Y Z Z A C I O U S` DB [0, 1, 2]
15. Burakku_Kitsune [4]
16. Shadow_Articuno
17. Cherry Ave [1, 3, 4, 7]
18. Derrai [0]
19. [Moseley]
20. Sunset Sonata [0, 1, 2]
21. Ei-Kitchi St Alth Newsreporter!
22. Respectful Rhino
23. The Flying Green Monkey [0, 1, 2]
24. The Sexy G [0, 1, 2]
25. Bellecat
26. Gynne [3] Newsreporter!
27. `Kashi [0]
28. Fortenra Askasa
29. S H O Y K I N G [0, 1, 2]
30. m e a m e a a [0, 1, 2]
31. Hirun Hikari [0, 1, 2] G-Team!
32. A Dragonflys Sin
33. Sky BIue [3, 4, 5]
34. the.Blue.Iris [2, 5]
35. Triskellion [1, 4, 7]
36. Kitty Krazy [0, 1, 2]
37. Lady Rai [3, 4]
38. Outsider 101
39. o 3-y [0, 1, 6]
40. Emo_Pirate [0, 1, 2]
41. choic [4] CK!
42. Roy Salamandra [0]
43. Merriweather [0, 1, 3, 7]
44. Xx_Syrupey_Carpet_xX
45. Amigox3 [0, 1, 2]
46. Draconissa [0, 1]
Sniped!
CKd!
Jailed!
Inactive!
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Posted: Tue Aug 04, 2009 10:25 am
Day 00: The True Badass Squad of Harlem
The SGers arrived at the airport early in the morning. The director told them that they had to be there by 5:00am in order to catch their plane. They could then take off for the location they would be shooting at for the next two days. Most of them were already in their costumes from the 1970s. A few weren’t.
One of the SGers not in their costume was heavensdark. She stood in the midst of bell bottomed clad teens and fake afros. It was overwhelming and she couldn’t help but laugh. Some people began to board to plane. She bent over to pick up her carryon bag when she heard screams and cries from behind her. She turned to look but it was too late, the mob of fans was already upon her.
These fans were called the Bell Bottomed badasses on the Mean Streets of Funk since the movie was set in the 70s. Heavens was getting trampled and all the fur, platform shoes and baggy pants were starting to suffocate her. She began to scream for help. Then, a Fur Coat covered her face. She clawed at it but it seemed never ending. Finally, she stopped fighting. When the cops broke up the crowd, heavensdark’s body was on the ground, dead.
The rest of the cast was shuffled onto the plane and they took off. No one really noticed she was missing until they were well into the air and the director got the phone call, “We hate to inform you, but…”
heavensdark was suffocated by crazed fans!
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Posted: Tue Aug 04, 2009 9:12 pm
Day 01: The Pimp's Bad Trick Disco
The SGers plane touched down in a small Midwestern town. Some were called to set while others were told to look around the town but not to wander too far. Mylian was dressed up for his part as a Brutha from Another Planet. He and Xx_Syrupey_Carpet_xX went to the Pawn Shop.
Syrupey, dressed in his costume as the Vengeful Sista, went toward the back of the shop. He saw a hat rack and decided to try on hats over his afro. He picked up the Pimp Hat and headed for the mirror off to the side. He accidently bumped into a member of a traveling Biker Gang that happened to be in town that day. The Biker became annoyed when Syrupey didn’t apologize so he snatched the Pimp Hat off of Syrupey’s head. The Biker grabbed him by the throat and shoved the hat into his face. Once Syrupey stopped moving, the Biker dropped the body on the floor and left, leaving the Biker disguise behind. The CK laughed all the way back to the set.
Mylian was still in the Pawn Shop. He was wandering around aimlessly until he stumbled onto Syrupey’s body. Mylian began to scream and the shopkeeper called the cops. Da Man drove up but didn’t go inside. Instead, he pulled out a bottle of alcohol with a dirty rag hanging out the top. He pulled out a cigarette and lighter, but instead of lighting the cigarette, he lit the rag. He quickly hurled the Molotov Cocktail at the Pawn Shop and got back in his car. Da Sniper drove off as the building burned up, killing Mylian and the shopkeeper.
[Moseley] had finished his set for the day. He went off on his own to explore the small town since others were shooting their scenes or in their trailers. He was dressed in his Street Hustler outfit and he just walked down the quiet streets, admiring the peace. Then he smelled smoke. He picked up his pace and saw the burning building. “Oh my…” Then sirens blared off in the distance and they were approaching fast. The cops spotted Mose and arrested him on the spot for starting the fire.
Mylian has been blown up!
Xx_Syrupey_Carpet_xX has been suffocated!
[Moseley] has been jailed for arson!
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Posted: Wed Aug 05, 2009 9:16 pm
For the next scene, the production staff took the crew up to Lake Michigan for a scene shot on a Luxury Yacht. The SGers had time to soak up the sun, go swimming and relax for the day. The important scenes were to be shot that night.
Alpha the White wandered below deck. He was looking for his misplaced suitcase. He wandered so far below deck that he managed to find where they stowed the prop cars they were taking into Canada for the next few days. Alpha decided to check out the car to see if one of the other cast members put his suitcase in there to be funny. He opened the trunk and found bags of money. “Whoa!” he exclaimed. Suddenly, the trunk came slamming down onto his head. The Rich Land Developer, also known as the CK, began to slam down repeatedly until Alpha the White stopped flailing about. The Land Developer stuffed Alpha’s body into the trunk and took out the money.
The Informant, also known as A Dragonflys Sin on her days off, was up on the deck trying to get into character. She wanted to look like she knew what was going on but to still look shady and aloof all at the same time. She wanted people to trust her. One of the Hired Muscle that was called onto the ship to make sure the staff and crew were safe approached her. A Dragonflys Sin looked at the man and nodded, still in character. The Hired Muscle didn’t like that look and he pulled out a .44 Magnum, equipped with a silencer. He shot her square in the chest. She fell back into Lake Michigan and her body floated underneath the boat. The Sniper put his gun up and walked off.
Help the Bombardier walked about the floors of the Luxury Yacht to watch over the cast and crew. She was dressed up as the Police Captain for her scene. She treated everyone like they were in the wrong and she was in the right for most of the day. She threatened to arrest people and throw her in jail. Finally, the SGers had had enough. They cornered Help and locked her up in the bottom most floor of the Yacht. They told the ship’s crew and anyone that was on the boat to ignore Help the Bombardier and leave her there.
Alpha the White has been stuffed in the trunk!
A Dragonflys Sin has been shot!
Help the Bombardier has been locked up!
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Posted: Thu Aug 06, 2009 9:35 pm
Day 03: A Queen's Epic Adventure for the Fabled Black Dragon
The SGers finally made it to Canada. They were still going to be 1970s creatures, but the film crew decided to throw in a bit of a twist. Now the actors would have to face mystical creatures.
Shadow_Articuno stood in front of the Dungeon doors. He was dressed in his Royal Guard outfit, waiting for the director to yell action. “Action!” Shadow stood straighter and held his weapon at the ready. He waited for the Cloaked Assassin to come. Finally, he walked on. “Halt!” Shadow said. The Assassin looked up but Shadow couldn’t see his eyes because of the hood. What he did see was an evil smile. The Assassin pulled out a Unique but Highly Unrealistic Weapon and attacked Shadow_Articuno. He was stabbed and beaten with the weapon. Shadow collapsed to the ground. The film crew ran onto the set and the CK ran off, leaving the cloak behind. The director shook her head, “We lost another one.”
Roy_Salamandra stood in the middle of the Dungeon in his Mysterious Wizard costume, fully equipped with a long beard and staff. Hhe heard a commotion upstairs and wondered what had happened. It suddenly grew quiet and Roy looked up. Swooping in over his head was a Big Winged Lizard. The lizard dove down and Roy covered his head. It didn’t attack but instead he dropped an Incredibly Powerful but large Ring that Doesn’t Really do Anything onto Roy's head. The large Ring landed on his head. Roy_Salamandra saw stars and blacked out. The Sniper scooped up Roy_Salamandra's body in his talons and flew off.
Flamingdove clopped up to the crowded set to see what had happened. She was dressed as the top half of the War Horse the Queen was supposed to use. On the way, she spotted a discarded cloak. She picked it up and continued onto the set. “What’s going on?” she asked. The director and producer looked at her, “Get her!” They shouted. Flamingdove was wrestled to the ground and taken off set. Eventually the Mounties arrived and hauled her off to jail.
Shadow_Articuno has been stabbed or beaten!
Roy_Salamandra got his head bashed in!
flamingdove has been taken by the Mounties!
Inactives: L Y Z Z A C I O U S` DB, Sunset Sonata, The Flying Green Monkey, The Sexy G, S H O Y K I N G, m e a m e a a, Hirun Hikari (G-Team), Kitty Krazy, Emo_Pirate, Amigox3
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Posted: Fri Aug 07, 2009 9:09 pm
Day 04: Cameolot's Dark and Cryptic Army
The SGers had to make their way up the Snow- Capped Mountain on their dog sleds. It was cold up in the mountains of Canada but they had no choice if they were going to get paid. Some were still at the bottom of the mountain waiting to be brought up but the ones who needed to be on set now were at the top.
Respectful_Rhino was part of the cast that needed to be at the top of the mountain. She stood in a large fur coat over her Muscled Bound Barbarian Warrior suit. They needed to make her look more masculine so they had her in a ridiculous suit with fake muscles. She wandered around the crew setting up the scene to try to keep warm. She saw something shimmer out of the corner of her eye. It was gold inside the treasure chest. Rhino bent over to get a closer look when suddenly she was picked up and thrown over someone’s shoulder. A member of the Catapult Team threw Rhino into the bucket of their catapult. He then shouted, “Three… Two… One… Fire!” Respectful_Rhino was then launched off the side of the mountain. Where her body landed, no one knew and the CK was too uninterested to go look for it.
Ei-Kichi St Alth stood in the snow on the mountain freezing to death. He was in his Reluctant Ranger suit and was feeling reluctant about being on the mountain. He paced back and forth to try to keep warm but it wasn’t working. He stopped pacing when Skippy the Wonder Warg pranced up to him. “Oh what a cute giant wolf, dog, thing,” Kichi commented. He bent down to pet Skippy and hugged him to try to get some warmth. Skippy was not pleased with how close this human was getting to him so he pulled a Magical Knife out from under all the fur and stabbed Ei-Kichi. The Sniper then pranced off and left Skippy’s hollowed out body fall onto the snow.
Fortenra Askasa stood at the base of the mountain all alone in his Feisty Princess costume. He was becoming impatient and worried that he had missed the last sled up the mountain. Suddenly, in the river next to the Snow-Capped Mountain, a Long Boat docked on the shore. Fort looked over at it and wondered what it was doing here. Some men jumped off the boat and approached him. The Ugly Inhuman Warriors didn’t say anything. They just picked up Fort and carried him off to the ship. Fort never made it up the mountain and was never seen again either.
Respectful_Rhino was catapulted!
Ei-Kichi St Alth, a Newsreporter, was stabbed by Skippy!
Fortenra Askasa was technically kidnapped, not jailed!
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Posted: Sun Aug 09, 2009 8:55 pm
Day 05: The Time Tunnel's Unknown Spirit
The SGers boarded a plane the night Resepctful_Rhino and Fortenra Askasa went missing. They flew off to London to work in the Underground.
Unphotographable sat in the center of the caravan of Recreational Vehicles, RVs. The set had to rent them out while they were driving through England’s city and countryside to film more of the movie. He adjusted his fake glasses and held onto his notebook. He was waiting to be called into the Underground to start shooting his scene. He got up and dusted himself off; he wanted to look professional. He was about to leave the ring of RVs when he was approached by two kids. He tried to ignore them and walk around but the kids kept stepping in front of him. He got so fed up that he shouted at them to get out of his way. The Telekinetic Children’s eyes began to glow. One of the RVs revved its engine and began to move. It sped up and Photo took off running. Unfortunately for him, the RVs were just too fast. The RV’s bumper slammed into Unphotographable’s knees and he collapsed underneath its tire. The children threw the car into reverse and repeated it until Photo was dead.
‘Aine Chievious adjusted her hat and tool belt. She was playing a part to try to break a stereotype. She was playing the Good Looking Handywoman. She climbed down into the Underground’s Tunnel. They had a broken down subway car on the track. She began to work on it and waited for the director to yell action. “Action!” As ‘Aine was working/acting, Hell Hounds charged out of the dark tunnel. The special thing about these Hounds was that they could walk on two legs and they were carrying baseball bats. ‘Aine screamed and tried to climb up to the platform. She had no luck and no one was there to help her. The head Hell Hound swung the bat down and knocked ‘Aine Chievious out. She never got to wake back up. The Sniper walked out of the tunnel and blew a whistle. The Hell Hounds stopped beating ‘Aine’s dead body and went back into the tunnels.
Gute Nacht Mond stood in a circle of screaming children. She covered her ears and then remembered that a whistle hung around her neck. She blew into the whistle and tried to usher the screaming kids toward the subway car. She was supposed to be a Camp Counselor and they were supposed to be going on a tour of the city. She had no control whatsoever over the kids. She grabbed one of the kids by the shoulders and tried to steer him forward. The kid started screaming louder than all the rest. Bobbies rushed the set to see what the child could be screaming about. They spotted gute towering over the crowds and wondered if she was trying to kidnap the kids because the boy was saying they were being sold into slavery. Gute tried to fight off the accusation but it was difficult for her to fend off the Bobbies. They took her away and locked her in jail for human trafficking and sell people into slavery.
Unphotographable was run over!
‘Aine Chievious was beaten by Hell Hounds!
Gute nacht mond, the last G-Teamer, was jailed for human trafficking!
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Posted: Mon Aug 10, 2009 8:47 pm
Day 06: Black Magic on Phantom Planet's Moon
The director had Unphotographable’s body buried behind the RVs and then they took off in said vehicles. They drove off to Cambridge University. That was to be the next location for their movie.
Bellecat wandered the set. She had on a skin tight dress and five inch heels for her part as the Call Girl. She wandered the set, trying to get used to the size of the heels. She stumbled around a few times but she finally got the hang of it. She went up to the dorm door and awaited her scene. She knocked on the door to see if they were ready for her. Instead, Space Predators answered the door. Belle screamed and tried to run away but the heels prevented that. She fell halfway down the hall. She tried to pull the heels off but it was no use. The Space Predators charged and held tight to their Flaming Torches. Belle then tried to crawl away but one of them caught up to her. It stuck the torch into her side and stabbed further in until she screamed bloody murder. She died quickly but the predators thought it necessary to pull out her insides and melt them all. The director and his assistant walked down the hall and scared the Predators away. Bellecat’s body lay mangled on the ground and the director pulled his hat over his eyes and walked on.
Vlad D. Tepes laid on the bed in his dorm room. When he heard the screaming, he stuck his head out. He looked and saw strange Predators running past him. He shut the door and sat back on the bed. He wondered if that was his cue, Belle’s screaming in the hall. No, he thought, I’m supposed to help out my neighbor when he discovers that she’s an alien. He was playing the Helpful Guy from Next Door. Someone then knocked on the door. He got up and opened it. The Supreme Galactic Ruler stood at the door. It seemed that he was trying to ask Vlad a question but Vlad couldn’t understand the strange language. The Galactic Ruler became annoyed that Vlad wasn’t helping him so he pulled out an alien container that almost looked like a thermos. He twisted off the cap and threw the Canister of Mysterious Goo all over Vlad. Vlad yelled and his skin started to smoke and burn. He grabbed a towel and tried cleaning it off. The Galactic Ruler threw more Goo onto Vlad and this time Vlad wound up swallowing some of it. He gasped and choked while his throat rebelled and closed off. Vlad eventually stopped breathing and fell to the floor. The Sniper approached the Supreme Galactic Ruler and patted him on the back. In the strange alien tongue, the Sniper congratulated him and told him where he could find his lackeys.
Satius leaned against the brick wall in front of the school. She wanted to get off the set. It felt like too many people were going missing and everyone was getting nervous. She wasn’t playing the part of a Hitch Hiker; she just wanted to get as far away from the set as possible. She didn’t care about the movie or the money, Satius valued her life. Finally, a car slowed down and stopped. She got into the car and the driver drove off without saying a word. The car stopped again and the driver went inside. A minute later a Bobby came out and pulled Satius out of the car. She was under arrest for hitch hiking.
Bellecat was melted!
Vlad D. Tepes was burned/suffocated!
Satius was arrested for hitch hiking!
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Posted: Tue Aug 11, 2009 9:20 pm
Day 07: Godzilla's Target: Golden Dynasty
The SGers and movie crew were off. They flew to Laos. The movie was about to go kung fu on everybody. They weren’t sure why but this was a B movie.
Burakku_Kitsune stood behind the bar inside the “Secret” Hideout. It was hardly a secret since they were in it the movie. She began to clean a glass. She was annoyed and it fit her part of the Shopkeeper Pushed to the Edge. She might kill someone for real if the staff kept treating her like a nobody. Suddenly, the door burst open. Hopping Vampires hopped into the Secret Hideout. They wiped out Uzis and started shooting up the place. The glass in Burakku’s hand exploded. She was too slow to duck behind the counter and one of the bullets hit her in the chest. She slammed into the shelves behind her and slumped to the floor. The Vampires then hopped out of the bar and left Burakku_Kitsune to die.
Outsider 101 growled. He was pissed and trying to act. He was not pleased that he had to play Skippy the Wonder Chow since the real Skippy went missing in Canada. He leaned back and sat on his heels. He took the head off his dog costume and tried to fan off. It was too hot in the costume. The Sniper, dressed for his part as the Evil Arch Enemy walked in. “Oh, you’re hot? Here.” He handed a fan to Outsider and left. Outsider began to fan himself. He stopped and listened. The fan was beeping. Outsider 101 threw the fan and ran for the door. He couldn’t get out. He tried the lock but it wasn’t locked. The Sniper stood on the other side of a wardrobe he had moved in front of the dressing room door. He ran off and the bomb went off.
Lady Rai adjusted her white lab coat and played with the test tubes in her pockets. She heard an explosion somewhere off in the distance. She went to the window and looked out. Smoke was coming up from a building maybe a mile and a half up the road. Rai ran back to the door and went to go outside. Already, police were outside the lab’s doors. “What’s going on?” she asked. Two officers grabbed each of her arms and began escorting her to their vehicle. “You are under arrest for blowing up that building,” one officer said. Lady Rai’s jaw dropped to the floor and she was put into the vehicle kicking and screaming about how she doesn’t even know how to make a bomb.
Burraku_Kitsune was shot!
Outsider 101 was blown up!
Lady Rai was arrested having and using Weapons of Mass Destruction!
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Posted: Wed Aug 12, 2009 8:40 pm
Day 08: The Japanese Crimelord's Big Tiger
To keep up with the Kung fu theme, the movie crew traveled through more of Asia. They eventually foun a Shaolin Temple that allowed them access. They began to set up and the remaining cast wondered about nervously.
o-3-y tugged on her robe. She was standing in a robe and not much else on underneath except flesh colored clothes. She was cast as the Concubine. She really didn’t want to be there but she felt a little calmer inside the peaceful temple. The monks wandered about doing their daily duties and were completely at peace with life. She almost wanted to join them, almost. She went to examine a statue that stood towering over all the others. At the base was an odd looking briefcase. She read the tag and the only form of identification were two letters: C.K. As soon as o-3-y touched the case, the strange statue moved. It growled and moved toward o-3-y. She screamed at the site of one part of the demon in particular. She tried to run but the Hentai Demon grabbed a hold of her. It opened up a portal to its world and jumped through. Too bad for him but good for o-3-y, the pressure in the tunnel and the change in the worlds caused o-3-y’s head to explode. The demon left her body between dimensions and went off looking for another slave.
Derrai stood outside behind the Shaolin Temple. She tugged on the itchy beard they made him wear for his role as that Crazy Old Wizard. He looked out over the small lake the Temple had behind the main building. He felt at peace out there. Suddenly, a Helicopter swooped in overhead. Derrai ducked and tried to take cover from flying debris. The Helicopter landed. Kung Fu Samurais thinking they were on Robot Island filed out of the Helicopter and raided the garden. Derrai ran up the back steps to try to warn the monks and crew. One Kung Fu Samurai was too fast for Derrai. The Samurai ran Derrai through with a machete. When he could pull the blade out, the Samurai left Derrai on the stone steps to bleed to death.
Haven_Gal stood next to the main Temple doors. She adjusted her sunglasses and tie. She was beginning to get really hot in her Bodygurad’s suit. She felt a breeze pick up and soon it turned violent. The Helicopter landed behind the Temple. Soon, monks were running out of the main doors. They were shouting things in a language that Haven couldn’t understand. She rushed in after them to see what was wrong. On the back steps, Haven spotted Derrai’s body. She yelped and went to his side. Not long after, a monk rushed up to Haven. He was trying to say something to her and he seemed distressed about the body. A few more monks ran up when the first monk started screaming. Haven_Gal looked around in surprise. She didn’t know what to do when a few of the monks grabbed her and dragged her inside. They locked her in the basement and every so often they flogged her. They believed she was possessed by an evil spirit that killed the poor boy on the steps. She was never to be released.
o-3-y’s head exploded!
Derrai was stabbed!
Haven_Gal was arrested!
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Posted: Thu Aug 13, 2009 8:39 pm
Day 09: The Hidden Pygmy's Death by Man
The SGers were getting run out of every country they entered. They thought the sacred Temple in the middle of nowhere would stop the murders and keep people from going missing, but strange occurrences kept happening. The director and producer decided that the Congo would be the next best place to film.
Choic stood in the middle of the Ridiculously Elaborate Tree House. He was watching his next victim from the windows. He looked down when he heard rustling coming from below. He picked up his camera, it was supposed to be a prop for his role as the Documentary Cameraman but he had it modified a bit. He focused in to where the sound was coming from. A Jungle Man swung through the trees to the platform below choic. He backed up and put his back to the wall. Like any Crazed Killer, choic knew how to protect himself. The Jungle Man entered the room that choic stood in. The Jungle Man started gesturing about. Choic looked in the direction the Jungle Man was pointing. While the CK was distracted, the unknowing Sniper kicked open a chest on the floor. Quickly, he aimed the Machine Gun at choic’s chest and fired until the gun clicked empty. Choic collapsed to the floor. The CK was no more and his target got away.
Draconissa stood below the Tree House. She jumped when the gun shots went off. She gripped the rosary tight in her hands and ducked. She wasn’t sure what to do. Suddenly, choic’s body fell from the Tree House and slammed onto the forest floor. She jumped up and went toward the body. She didn’t touch it or get to close. Instead, she cried out. “Someone help!” A few crew members rushed the clearing to see what the matter was. They spotted Nissa standing over the body. They weren’t sure what to do so they restrained Draconissa and carted her off to the local village. They kept her in a cage and forgot all about her.
Choic, the CK, was shot multiple times!
Draconissa was arrested for no real reason!
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Posted: Sat Aug 15, 2009 8:41 pm
Day 10: Search for the Undiscovered Jungle
The director was starting to run out of ideas. He went to a nearby village to see if they could shoot there. The Headhunter Village happily agreed when they found out they were getting Western goods in return. If only the director knew what would be in store for the remaining members of his cast.
The.blue.iris was sweating in the Congo although she was scantily clad. She was the only female Native Hunter in the group. She had to try to act tough and manly if she wanted to keep her part. She and the other Native Hunters wandered through the jungle to the Headhunter Village.
The.blue.iris was surprised with the way the village looked. It was a beautiful jungle haven. She admired all the colors and huts in the trees. In the center of the village was a basket of Exotic Tropical Fruit. It was stacked high with all these vibrant and exotic fruit. She stood at the base of the pile. She reached out a hand to pick up one of the fruits. Suddenly, someone yelled out. A group of the Headhunters rushed the.blue.iris. They picked her up and took her to the river. They tossed her in hoping she would just wash away down the river to drown in the rapids. Instead she was eaten by Piranha. The Sniper stood behind some trees on the opposite bank holding a bucket in his hands. Quietly, he snuck away.
Cadbury Creme Egg was getting annoyed with the bugs in the jungle. He was supposed to be up in a plane above the trees at the Bush Pilot. He kept swatting at them but it didn’t help much. He got so fed up that he went into one of the Headhunter’s huts. He sat on one of the mats on the floor and hoped the bugs would leave him alone. One of the women in the tent woke up and spotted Cadbury there. She started screaming something and he tried to justify himself by saying he wanted to get away from the bugs. Of course, neither one understood each other. Some of the Headhunters stormed the tent and picked up Cadbury by his limbs. They threw him into a giant pot that was being heated up next to the pile of fruit. “Hey! Let me go!” He tried to get out of the water but they threw him back in. The director rushed out and tried to talk them into letting Cadbury Creme Egg go. They set him free but not before the director sent him home on a plane, the plane he was supposed to fly on the set.
The.blue.iris was eaten by piranha!
Cadbury Creme Egg was sent home on a plane!
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Posted: Mon Aug 17, 2009 9:11 pm
Day 11: Revenge of the Radioactive Dungeon of Terror
Production for the movie was wrapping up soon. At least the director hoped it would end soon since he was losing his cast two to three people at a time. He sighed and sat in his chair inside the fake Tomb they had set up in the middle of the Amazon.
Gynne had a notebook and pencil in one hand and a neat hat on her head. She also wore a trench coat but wished she wasn’t. It was way too hot in the Amazon for a trench coat but she had to do it. There was a killer out there and she was determined to find out who it was. She was played the part of the Reporter and she really was a Newsreporter. She was undercover for her paper, trying to get the scoop on the latest buzz about the missing cast members. She walked into the tomb to see if she could find any shady characters. The Mad Scientist had his back to Gynne as she walked downstairs. She pulled out a water gun and hoped the fake gun would scare the actor into revealing the truth. The Sniper turned around. In one hand he held a First Aid Kit. He laughed at the toy gun in Gynne’s hand. “Sorry, girlie, today just isn’t your day.” The Sniper moved around Gynne and smashed her upside the head with the First Aid Kit. Gynne fell to the floor where the Mad Scientist/Sniper then continued on bashing in her skull. The Sniper left the Kit and a pair of gloves behind. He took Gynne’s notebook full of clues and walked out through a secret passage.
Cherry Ave stood on the edge of the set. She was displeased with the direction this movie was taking. She was fed up with the remaining cast and happy to know there was a killer among them. A lot of people were saying she was going to be next and she doubted it saying that the Sniper was happy to have a fan. In reality, Cherry’s character was going to be the one that everyone thought would die. In reality, she was going to survive the movie. Too bad for Cherry, the remaining cast and crew blamed her for all of the kills. She didn’t put up a fight when they arrested her. She smiled smugly and said, “The Sniper’s still out there. Have fun.”
Gynne, the NR, was beaten with a First Aid Kit!
Cherry Ave was arrested!
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Posted: Wed Aug 19, 2009 8:40 pm
Day 12: The Ritual Sacrifice of a Teenager
The director and producer decided now was the time to go back Hollywood and finish the rest of the movie there. It was bothering them that the killer or killers were following them to every location. They were finally beginning to suspect their cast.
‘Kashi wasn’t sure what was going on. He stood in regular but wrinkly clothes waiting to be called to the front desk. He yawned. It was early. He leaned against the column in front of the local campus’s Sorority House. He was not allowed in while they filmed this scene. The Sniper crept up around the corner and released a container full of tarantulas. They all crawled toward ‘Kashi. He began to freak out because he had a huge fear of spiders, more formally known as Arachnophobia. He ran into the Sorority House screaming. He grabbed pictures and other Holy Relics off the wall to throw at the spiders but they wouldn’t stop chasing him. He kept running until he ran into the director. The director was not pleased that ‘Kashi broke the one rule they needed him to follow. He called security and had ‘Kashi escorted off the set. He was soon blacklisted from movies.
‘Kashi wasn’t saved but he was banned from movies!
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Posted: Fri Aug 21, 2009 11:52 am
Day 13: Super Mutha Jack Jones (Final)
The remaining SGers have come full circle. Triskellion, Merriweather and Luna Amatrista sat on the plane in California waiting to get off. They were all apprehensive but one of them was faking it. The director and producer looked over each of them, trying to guess who but he had no idea.
Trisk climbed off the plane in silence. He wanted nothing more to do with the movie. He knew he was not a killer. He had a cab pick him up at the airport and it took him home. He saw his car in the driveway and wanted nothing more than to hit the open road and forget what had happened. He hopped into his filthy car and drove away. He decided it needed to be washed so he took it to the car wash. He leaned his seat back to lie down as the car was pulled through. Suddenly, the vehicle stopped. He sat up and looked out of the soapy window. A Highway Patrol officer knocked on his window. He rolled it down, “License and registration, please,” she said, lowering her glasses. “Luna!” Trisk yelled. He didn’t have any time to react because Luna pulled out a Sub-Machine Gun, “Good night.” She shot him until the gun clicked empty. She slid her glasses back on and got into Trisk’s car. She shoved him over and drove away. Now all she needed to do was set up her good friend Merriweather.
Merri wasn’t sure where Luna had run off to. The airport was empty. The entire crew and what remained of the cast had abandoned her. Suddenly, a shiny car pulled up in the drop off/pick up area. Luna got out of the car and pulled out a phone. She whispered into it and ended the conversation before she got to Merri. Merri gave her a strange look that Luna blew off. “Merri! I forgot a suitcase here. Here, use my car. I was on the phone with the producer. He wants me to come in and see some of the shots. He said you’ll get a call tomorrow to go over your scenes.” Merri gave her another strange look but took the keys. “You sure you don’t want me to wait?” Luna just shook her head and went into the airport, completely abandoning the car.
Merri looked at the keys. She shrugged. There was no other way for her to get home. She threw her bags in the back seat and got in. She began driving on the highway and picked up speed. She was happy to be out and free, away from the killer. Suddenly, sirens were blaring directly behind her. She sighed and pulled over wondering why she was getting pulled over. The Patrol Officer approached the car, “Miss, we have good reason to believe you are carrying some important items. We have a warrant to search your car. Please get out of the car and place your hands where we can see them.” Merri sighed again and got out of the car. She placed her hands on her head and stood by the cop. He and his partner popped the trunk. Trisk’s still warm body was in the trunk. Merriweather gasped. “That b***h set me up!” she shouted. The cop handcuffed her and shoved her in the back of the patrol car. They didn’t believe a word she said.
Meanwhile, Luna did meet up with the producer and director. They went over the movie and decided it was a huge waste of film. Luna pulled a messenger bag out from below the desk and handed it to them, “Thank you for cooperating, gentlemen. I had fun. I hope you did too.” She flashed them a grin and walked out knowing she was as free as a bird.
Trikellion was shot and stuffed in a trunk!
Merriweather was framed!
Luna Amatrista, the Sniper, got away!
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