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This site is some fun ****. Omegle.com. you chat with a random person.

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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about!
Stranger: Im a transvestie
You: okay
Stranger: not really
Stranger: how r u
You: I'm fine. You?
Stranger: Im dead
You: well that sucks
Stranger: yep
You: what's it like?
Stranger: odd
You: I don't want to sound pushy or anything
Stranger: yesss
You: I mean, i would think it's obvious I'm not dead.
You: but, seeing as you are,
You: I might as well learn as much as possible.
Stranger: b***h
Stranger: Thats Racists
You: ?
Stranger: U think i can just be pushed around
You: Oh, I meant no offense about the dead comment
You: But, you see, there is a cultural boundary
You: between our kinds
Stranger: Bull s**t
You: I mean to tear down that wall
You: So the living and the dead may once more mingle
Stranger: U can Tear my wall
You: without the specialized aid of the supernatural
Stranger: shut up
You: But this is a silent text chat.
Stranger: stop talking
You: I speak not a word.
Stranger: i hate them living people
You: Now, that would be rascist.
Stranger: a**
You: excuse me, racist.
Stranger: shut the ******** up
You: Is that truly rational?
Stranger: suck the place were my nuts used to be
You: I mean, you tell me to close the sexual intercourse... upwards.
You: Is there a door?
Stranger: yes
You: The door of chastity?
Stranger: yes its ur butthole
You: But that would be an opening
You: more an exit
You: than a door
Stranger: no every exit is an entrance for me
Stranger: owned!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
You: How symbolic
Stranger: shut up
Stranger: i will haunt u
You: That would be rather difficult
Stranger: lalalalalalala i like to sing
Stranger: shut up
You: Is it possible to sing with no living flesh among you?
Stranger: shut up
You: Out of curiosity
Stranger: shut the ******** up damnit
You: You are quite the unfriendly dead person
You: Were you, perhaps, a snake when you were alive?
You: or a fish?
You: a talking fish?
Stranger: curiosity killed the cat and ur family
You: Actually, it was lung cancer
You: but that's beside the point
Stranger: shut up
Stranger: ur so annoying
You: I daresay that I am not the one putting forth the provocative comments, mind you.
Stranger: wat
You: you're one to talk.
Stranger: shut up
You: why?
You: I see no reason to cease my speaking when I have not yet begun
Stranger: die
You: You beat me to it!
You: no fair!
Stranger: i can still kill
You: You must be Goofy.
You: I just read an old comic
You: and Donald Duck killed Goofy
Stranger: wat a f**
Stranger: i mean u
You: u?
You: that would be a vowel.
Stranger: shut up
You: Excuse me?
Stranger: stop doing that
You: I'm sticking with the theory that you were a talking fish.
Stranger: ya how did u know
You: Did you reside within freshwater, saltwater, or brackish water?
Stranger: M/F?
You: Excuse me?
Stranger: Male/Female?
Stranger: R u?
You: I cannpot provde you with any more than that which you have provided me with
You: so far, you are a dead talking fish
You: I am a live talking human
You: Nice to meet you.
Stranger: R U A MAN?!
You: A what?
Stranger: mALE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Stranger: Male
Stranger: Male
Stranger: Boy
You: What about the male gender of my fine species?
You: And, by the way, I'm beginning to feel that life after death is rather stressful.
Stranger: R u A boy human or a girl
You: You don't sound too pampered.
You: Unless you went... You know where.
Stranger: Ur killing me
You: But you're already dead!
You: Not much more I can do.
Stranger: Please shut up
You: but you speak to me!
You: I cannot ignore a talking fish!
Stranger: ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
Stranger: My head
You: You still have a head?
Stranger: I have to tell u something....
Stranger: I am alive
Stranger: I am not a fish
Stranger: u can speak now
You: You must be kidding!
You: How could you lie to me like that?
You: I don't believe this...
Stranger: i never ment to hurt uy
You: This is absurd.
You: How could you?!
You: I... I trusted you.
You: And you did this.
You: Really.
Stranger: sad
Stranger: sorry
Stranger: it wasnt u it was me
You: Do you mean that?
Stranger: of course
You: Or is it another one of your lies?
Stranger: this is honist
Stranger: True
You: I don't know what to believe anymore.
Stranger: i am telling the truth
You: You don't understand what I'm going through.
You: I believe you, yes.
You: But I'm afraid to.
Stranger: yes
Stranger: no dont be
You: But I don't trust you anymore.
You: I want to, but I can't.
Stranger: y?
Stranger: u can
Stranger: its ok
You: It's not okay.
Stranger: yes it is
Stranger: believe me
You: I can't.
Stranger: yes u can!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Stranger: It was a joke
You: I'm sorry, but I can't take this anymore.
Stranger: no dont go
You: I can't handle this.
Stranger: please u r fun
You: It's too much.
Stranger: no i can change
You: Can you?
Stranger: yes
Stranger: i will for u babe
You: ...
Stranger: oopps to soon
You have disconnected.

BEST conversation EVER.

Your killing me with laughter.