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A place where evil is not shunned but accepted. A place where you may let your darkest inihibitions roam free. A place to be you. 

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When the time comes...
  So will I..<.<;;
  People will run in fear for their lives..
  I'll marry my Zommy and we'll have a liter of children, our own little army. TO RULE THE WORLD!
  I'll be alone. As I am now, as I was back then. As I will be forever.
  I like cookies and and and... I also like milk and cookies. Can I has cookies nao?? TT__TT
  Time? How can we think of time when the sky is falling? It's gonna hit us any minute now! We have to prepare at once!
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NerdLawnch

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PostPosted: Thu Aug 13, 2009 12:51 am


Highlight between the arrows for answers. And has fun peoples!

Why did the dead baby cross the road?
>Cuz it was stapled to the chicken!<

How do you get 10 dead babies in a bowl?
>Use a blender<

How do you get them out?
>Chips<

What's worse than a pile of dead babies?
>A live one at the bottom that has to eat it's way out<

How many dead babies does it take to paint a house?
>Depends on how hard you throw them<
PostPosted: Thu Aug 13, 2009 1:42 am


OMG XD thats horrible but funny at the same time

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Venom The Hellraiser
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PostPosted: Thu Aug 13, 2009 2:18 am


Feed my Rhyhorn, she likes all the berries!
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rofl rofl rofl rofl rofl
PostPosted: Thu Aug 13, 2009 9:32 am


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I pretty much posted all my good ones in the PU guild. XD though if you want me to repost them...

And you are mean Zombby. D:<

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Vlidaine

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PostPosted: Thu Aug 13, 2009 2:55 pm


vlidaine
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And you are mean Zombby. D:<

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Feed my Rhyhorn, she likes all the berries!
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Nu! Not mean!
He told good jokes! xd xd
PostPosted: Thu Aug 13, 2009 7:22 pm


good to u only cuz u have that thing about sex and babies.

Xehakkos

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NerdLawnch

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PostPosted: Sat Aug 15, 2009 12:21 am


Doesn't anyone else have more dead baby jokes...?
PostPosted: Mon Aug 17, 2009 4:46 am


why?

Xehakkos

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Vlidaine

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PostPosted: Sat Aug 22, 2009 9:24 am


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no...

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PostPosted: Sat Aug 22, 2009 12:20 pm


Feed Narcissa, you know you want to!
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@ Xeh : Yea, you've got a point here >.< but I am not evil... I mean, I don't approve of kicking little puppies and kittens... ^_^

@ Zom : If you've moaaar of these jokes, please do share! blaugh

Gotta looove the gore! =D

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PostPosted: Sun Aug 23, 2009 1:43 am


I always make my points Vemon. Otherwise what power of persuasion do I have over my minions.
PostPosted: Fri Sep 04, 2009 8:28 am


zom's polls makes me laugh hard!!! xd xd xd xd xd xd xd


MeiiLee

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PostPosted: Sun Jan 09, 2011 2:37 pm


I like my dead babies to be alive. Zombie babies are so much cooler than painting walls with babies and blending them up.
PostPosted: Sat Jul 09, 2011 6:25 am


dead babies...that is so wrong lol and I've heard the first one before

The Lady Reaper

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