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Posted: Sat Aug 15, 2009 7:56 pm
The thread is for those wonderfully epic quotes fails, and wins from your fav convos and hang outs with others. You should enjoy this one Trivie. I know you keep a book full of epic qoutes.
My qoute of awesomeness to start out the hilarity is this, spurred by the song 'Coin Operated Boy'. xd
Lena: "Fluffy is a coin operated boy."
Tori: "Really? Where do I put the coin?"
lmao I died laughing. xd xd xd
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Posted: Sat Aug 15, 2009 7:58 pm
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Posted: Sat Aug 15, 2009 7:59 pm
Nah. I got resurrected. xd
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Posted: Sun Aug 16, 2009 9:56 pm
I'm just gonna link Bash for now.
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Posted: Sun Aug 16, 2009 10:01 pm
Mrs. Thornton: Do any of you know anything about English IV? Me(in all my smartassness. See song Dunce on my playlist.)): It comes after English III?
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Posted: Mon Aug 17, 2009 4:43 am
Cows. O.O
Me (messed up english after church): I potty trained a cow before. Marlie: A cow?!?!? Me: I ment a cat. But I could try. Marlie: Why not just potty train a horse! Me (mentally): Sure if a horse could fit in my bathroom. (It cant)
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Posted: Wed Aug 19, 2009 4:48 pm
Hatchett: I'm gonna go watch sweaty guys take off their shirts. (in jest)
*laughter*
Me: Huh?
Fluffy: Hatchett said he was gonna go watch sweaty guys take off their shirts.
Me: *chunks something at hatchett and says in my unthinking brilliance* Hey that's my job!
Me mega blush.
Fluffy hugs me and comforts me as Reaper laughs and Hatchett acts disturbed.
Fluffy: It's okay Azzy. It's okay.
Me laughing my a** off.
Me: I'm the only female in the room. It had to be said.
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Posted: Thu Aug 20, 2009 2:11 pm
"THE CAKE IS A LIE."
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"Damnit, Vexen made me lose the game."
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Posted: Thu Aug 20, 2009 2:20 pm
Actually, I said that Hatchett wanted to watch sweaty guys take off their shirts. Then you kicked him. -----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------
In the school office. There's a clock over my head. Me: Hey, Ivan, what time is it? Ivan: *Takes his phone out and checks the time* 10:00. Me: Thanks. Ivan: *Sees my phone in my pocket, which is still legal.* Why didn't you check your own phone? Me: Cause I didn't want to take my phone out in front of Mr. Ramsey.
Mr. Ramsey, the principal, was standing in the door the whole time. He takes Ivan's phone.
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Posted: Thu Aug 20, 2009 2:22 pm
D: That's so mean.
funny. but mean. XP
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Posted: Thu Aug 20, 2009 2:26 pm
He deserved it. You should have seen what he did to Fluffy earlier. And he was tormenting me again, so I had plenty of reason.
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Posted: Thu Aug 20, 2009 2:29 pm
I didn't say it was uncalled for. O.o
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Posted: Thu Aug 20, 2009 2:40 pm
Question: what was the first zeppelin made of? answer: -------- fire
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Posted: Thu Aug 20, 2009 2:55 pm
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Posted: Sun Aug 23, 2009 4:44 pm
"We ain't in the prizner takin binness, we in the Nazzis killin binness... and Cuzin binness isa boomin."
Best movie quote I ever heard... It's a really great movie guys... and I misspelled those words trying to put the southern accent into type.
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