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 Posted: Mon Aug 17, 2009 4:57 am
This is here so we don't kill the story! So uh, go ahead make a fake edit.
Note: Controlling other characters is okay, but if the person doesn't want the character to be controlled by someone else, then they will respect that.
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Posted: Mon Aug 17, 2009 11:51 am
((It's alright with me but if someone doesn't want their character to be controlled then we'll have to respect their wishes. Undecided character can be controlled by anyone.))   Koizumi 2nd In Command Of The SOS Brigade "A yes-man I may be,
but I'm staying here out of my own will.
Have you forgotten? Though Nagato-san, Asahina-san and I
represent different factions and ideals,
we're all gathered here for more
or less the same reasons
Kyon came into club room carrying a MK-47 wearing fatigues and smoking a cigar. This is for all the crap I've put up with! Koizumi turned around. Wouldn't that be 'All the crap I had to put up with?' Kyon was pissed. That's it Koizumi dies first.
  I don't think you need reminding, my primary mission is actually to observe Suzumiya-san.
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Posted: Mon Aug 17, 2009 9:10 pm
The world departured and they were back in the brigade to see Chu standing at the door. "If Haruhi's nightmare is Melancholy, and she left, what do you guys think happened?" She tapped around on her typing laptop. ": - |"
((Let's say Kyon is here! And that Chu has emotions.))
"Oh! I get it!" Nightmare said.
Kyon had a rude face on, "So that means Haruhi Suzumiya wants MY INTEREST IN HER?!!" He yelled out to the world very angrily, "NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!"
"No you bozo! She was going to a funeral for the dead!!!" Chu yelled at him very Haruhi-like
"Ummmm..." Kyon said, hoarse from his loud yell.
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Posted: Mon Aug 17, 2009 9:21 pm
A wide potal opens up, and a small gray cat stepped out. It had yellow eybrows and red on the bridge of its nose. "Fang!" Dreary shouted, running toward him. Fang runs toward Dreary, then springs at her and starts scratching and biting her. Dreary yelled, "Fang! Stop it!" Fang freezes. She grabbed her pocket knife and it immediately transformed into her scythe. Then she slowly reached toward him and poked him with it. "Poke! P-poke! ...poke!" she said while pricking the cat with her scythe. Suddenly blood was welling out of Fang's side. Dreary looked around and saw everyone staring at her. A sweatdrop on her head, Dreary whispered in the cat's ear, "Alright, Fang, I think it's time for you to go." Fang turned around and said, "Goodbye!" before the portal opened up and he was wept back to the underworld.
(wow...that was long. 0.o)
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Posted: Mon Aug 17, 2009 9:41 pm
((Would these also be classified as bloopers? Because I have a great one.))
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Posted: Mon Aug 17, 2009 9:42 pm
darkspineshadow2 ((Would these also be classified as bloopers? Because I have a great one.)) (( Sure! Why not say this is a DVD special feature?))
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Posted: Mon Aug 17, 2009 9:50 pm
((This is more of a deleted scene))
→"Why are you here?" Chu asked.
Nightmare looked at her. "Why I'm just here to drink your blood! May I?"
"Go ahead," Chu put out her neck.
And Nightmare got ready for the freshest bl--
"CUT! CUT!" The director walked to Nightmare, "Look hun, we've got a short budget and cannot afford a deleted scene, now do it flawlessly this time!"
"What do you mean it's gotta be cut?! A vampire is better than a reaper! Twilight says so!!*"
"Oh yeah, honey?! Well Twilight ain't here! And... ACTION!"
"What the heck?" Darknecia mumbled*. "Twilight is a book not a person."
*fade*
1* I am not in any way involved in the making of the Twilight books/movie
2* Darknecia is the actress for Nightmare and Chu. xD
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Posted: Tue Aug 18, 2009 12:52 am
It looks like it's my turn. Koizumi tried to become that big ball but something went wrong.
Cut! Why aren't the pyrotechnics work- At that moment koizumi bursts into flames. OH JESUS CHRIST! I'M ON *BLEEP*ING FIRE!
A voice came out of nowhere. Koizumi suffered 3rd degree burn and is currently being treated at the closed space hospital. The director was last seen drunk on the sidewalk and presumed dead. Kyon laughed so much he suffocated. His last wish, not to be buried next to Koizumi, was not fulfilled.
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Posted: Tue Aug 18, 2009 9:34 pm
Voice: As a demon monster continued to destroy the town, Koizumi turned into the enormus ball, Mikuru screamed and ran in fear, and Haruhi and Kyon...well, you probably don't want to know what they're doing...Nagato sat down and continued to read the manga version of Little Wome-
Yuki: What the *bleep*?!
Director: Cut! Yuki, you aren't supposed to swear during an action scene!
Yuki: I thought I was supposed to have *bleeping* alien powers! Everyone else gets to *bleeping* fight off the *bleeping* monster, while ol' Yuki nagato, the *bleeping* alien has to read a *bleeping* book!
Assistant: Well,you see, um, ac-cording to the-the ratings, You're the least popular character on the show. Even Kyon's sister and Emiri Kimidori are more popular than-
Yuki: *uses alien powers to set him on fire* *bleep* ratings! I quit!
Voice: Yuki storms out of the room, destroying everything in her path. Meanwhile, the assistant was killed instantly when he was set on fire. The director got a new Yuki Nagato in the process.
*Chuckie Cheese pops out* Hiya kids!
(me: 0.0 oh dear lord no!)
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Posted: Wed Aug 19, 2009 7:19 am
XxXx_Dreamspirit_xXxX Voice: As a demon monster continued to destroy the town, Koizumi turned into the enormus ball, Mikuru screamed and ran in fear, and Haruhi and Kyon...well, you probably don't want to know what they're doing...Nagato sat down and continued to read the manga version of Little Wome-Yuki: What the *bleep*?!Director: Cut! Yuki, you aren't supposed to swear during an action scene!Yuki: I thought I was supposed to have *bleeping* alien powers! Everyone else gets to *bleeping* fight off the *bleeping* monster, while ol' Yuki nagato, the *bleeping* alien has to read a *bleeping* book!Assistant: Well,you see, um, ac-cording to the-the ratings, You're the least popular character on the show. Even Kyon's sister and Emiri Kimidori are more popular than- Yuki: *uses alien powers to set him on fire* *bleep* ratings! I quit! Voice: Yuki storms out of the room, destroying everything in her path. Meanwhile, the assistant was killed instantly when he was set on fire. The director got a new Yuki Nagato in the process.*Chuckie Cheese pops out* Hiya kids! (me: 0.0 oh dear lord no!) ((ROTFLMBOOL!!))
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Posted: Wed Aug 19, 2009 7:34 am
Chu walked in the room. "Hello. I am the eggplant." She said dressed in the eggplant costume.
"Cut!" the director said. "Mimi! Uh... Nightmare! Uh... Darknecia... Hmm... CHU!! Get your roots over here!"
Chu hopped over. "What did I do wrong?"
"What did you do wrong? WHAT did you do wrong?! You're an eggplant! Where the heck did you get the money to buy that anyway?!"
Chu held up a $1,000 dollar bill made of pure gold. "This." A sparkle came to her eye. Ching Ching Ching Ching
Kyon looked. "US CURRENCY?!!" He grabbed the bill from Chu. He bit it. "This is a fake!!!"
"It's real as long as the store doesn't know it."
Everyone in the room had a sweatdrop.
So, you mean you stole it? Koizumi said.
"No. I secretly borrowed it."
Where from?
"The bank. It was a loan."
"SAME THING!" Kyon yelled.
The director looked at Chu. "You're fired!"
Chu stared. "If you fire me, I'll make up a lawsuit and sue you."
The director choked out: "And you're re-hired! Welcome back! It's been so long! We missed you very much!" He gave her a short hug and then let go in disgust. "What the heck is that costume made of?"
"Eggplant."
Room w/ the walls: ...
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Posted: Thu Aug 20, 2009 5:39 am
((imma be Yuki, and Asakura. I'm gonna put in what happened after Ryoko Broke Nagato's laptop.))Ryoko: Nagato, you should be getting to bed. You've got school tomorrow. Nagato: *Opens laptop* Ryoko: -break- *kills Nagato's laptop* SLEEP FOOL! Nagato: Ohhhhhhhhhhhh =What happened the next day= Nagato: *Got a new laptop* *Picks up Ryoko* Ryoko: Hey... What are you doing? Nagato: *Manipulizes the data and puts Ryoko inside the laptop* *Saves File Ryoko.gif* Delete. ~click~
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Posted: Sun Aug 23, 2009 8:41 am
"I'm bored." Yuki Nagato said.
Then why don't you get a new book? I bet there are more in the library and school library! Itsuki suggested.
"But I read them all. Even the Korean, Chinese, English, Thai, African, and Portuguese books." Nagato replied.
"WHAT DO YOU MEAN YOU READ EVERY BOOK IN THE WORLD?!!!!" Kyon yelled.
Um... What about manga?
"They look bad now."
"That's how they've always looked!!"
"YO! I'm back! Sorry I was a bit delayed!"
"H - Haruhi! When were you here?! You're no longer important!!"
"I'm God."
Box on the left hand side: She'll kill us all.
BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP -explode-
Box on the right hand side: Dead.
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Posted: Sun Aug 23, 2009 9:37 am
Darknecia "I'm bored." Yuki Nagato said.Then why don't you get a new book? I bet there are more in the library and school library! Itsuki suggested. "But I read them all. Even the Korean, Chinese, English, Thai, African, and Portuguese books." Nagato replied."WHAT DO YOU MEAN YOU READ EVERY BOOK IN THE WORLD?!!!!" Kyon yelled.Um... What about manga?"They look bad now.""That's how they've always looked!!""YO! I'm back! Sorry I was a bit delayed!""H - Haruhi! When were you here?! You're no longer important!!""I'm God."Box on the left hand side: She'll kill us all.BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP -explode-Box on the right hand side: Dead. Voice: Dreary walks into the brigade room. Dreary: Omigosh! What happened?!Voice: Dreary paused for exactly 1:59:59. Dreary: Wait I know what happened! *glares at Fang* Fang! Bad kitty! You're grounded for 300 years mister!Fang: What the **** did I do?! I was just miding my own ****ing business when all of a sudden KABANG! BOOM! POW! WHOOSH! Everything flashed before my eyes-Dreary: *narrows eyes at Fang* Wait a minute Fang! You don't have eyes.Fang: Oh yeah.
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Posted: Sun Aug 23, 2009 1:57 pm
XxXx_Dreamspirit_xXxX Darknecia "I'm bored." Yuki Nagato said.Then why don't you get a new book? I bet there are more in the library and school library! Itsuki suggested. "But I read them all. Even the Korean, Chinese, English, Thai, African, and Portuguese books." Nagato replied."WHAT DO YOU MEAN YOU READ EVERY BOOK IN THE WORLD?!!!!" Kyon yelled.Um... What about manga?"They look bad now.""That's how they've always looked!!""YO! I'm back! Sorry I was a bit delayed!""H - Haruhi! When were you here?! You're no longer important!!""I'm God."Box on the left hand side: She'll kill us all.BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP -explode-Box on the right hand side: Dead. Voice: Dreary walks into the brigade room. Dreary: Omigosh! What happened?!Voice: Dreary paused for exactly 1:59:59. Dreary: Wait I know what happened! *glares at Fang* Fang! Bad kitty! You're grounded for 300 years mister!Fang: What the **** did I do?! I was just miding my own ****ing business when all of a sudden KABANG! BOOM! POW! WHOOSH! Everything flashed before my eyes-Dreary: *narrows eyes at Fang* Wait a minute Fang! You don't have eyes.Fang: Oh yeah.lol, here's the inspiration: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7A9VScM-goc&feature=relatedBut that's in the video share in the second post.
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