Appearance
Backstage:
In-Ring:
Name: Johnny Chaos
Nickname: The Geek
Height: 6�0
Weight: 210
Bio: Johnny Chaos is a geek. He plays Dungeons and Dragons, Watches Star Trek religiously (he can speak basic Klingon), and can tell you everything about the propulsion system on the Millenium Falcon. Most importantly, Johnny LOVES wrestling. He has a giant collectin of Puroresu tapes and ROH and GWA dvd's. One day, he finally decided to live out his dream and recieved training from one of his favorite wrestlers, Danny Daemon (Though he is, in fact, a bigger fan of Roy Chambers). Johnny has been picked on his entire life, and is longing to get in the ring and 'Win one for the geeks'
Face/Heel: Fans love him, but everyone backstage can't stand him
Entrance Theme: �Geek' by mc chris Listen Here, N00Bz
Entrance Description:
The arena goes dark as a beat begins to play, a female voice begins speaking
Stop pickin on me. Because I�m a geek. I�m strange to you. You�re strange to me. Well, one of these days. I�m gonna pack heat.
You�re brains on the wall. My face on tv.
Someone pushes Johnny out of the Curtain, Johnny looks down. He doesn't want to look at the crowd because they make him nervous.
'They dissipate the pungent odor of a power holder.
Sand kickers comin sixty clicks upon the sonar.
They�re gonna fold me over like a trapper keeper folder.
If this was D&D, you�d see me jump into a portal.
I�m a geek, spelled g double 3 k.
I meet my boys in the basement about every day.
Card table, comic books, and cans of coke.
That we blow out our nose after a Star Wars joke.'
Johnny slowly makes his way toward the ring, hunched over, still looking at the floor.
'We got style.
Tape on our glasses, zits on our faces and hair on our asses.
Shiny shoes, belt buckles and pocket protectors.
Tricked out back packs like my main man Venkman�s.
We got problems, namely the jocks.
The SUV suckers with class rings on their cocks.
Otherwise known as the ******** touchin' the tit.
If I was wolverine, you�d hear my knuckles go snikt.
I�m not perfect, the b4 picture of Peter Parker.
I always trip and drop my tray in front of the girl that always sparkles.
I got brains, ******** B�s and C�s.
I got a grade point average higher than Hendrix on New Year�s Eve.'
Johnny rolls into the ring and gets up, he awkwardly waves to the audienc, then nervously waits for his opponent.
Common Moves:
Powerbomb
Swinging Neckbreaker
Japanese Armdrag
Back Body Drop
Dragon Sleeper
Bridging Dragon Suplex
Bulldog
Double-arm DDT
Diving Headbutt
Frogsplash
Swinging chokeslam
Suicide splash
Knee-smash Facecrusher
Crossface chickenwing
Crossbody
Signature Moves:
Dragon Slayer: Rolling ********: Corkscrew 450 Splash
Vulcan Neck Pinch: Johnny comically attempts the famous nerve hold, usually angering his opponent.
Finishers:
Pwn3d!- (C4) Johnny grabs his opponent from the front with his right arm across his opponent's chest and his opponent's right arm over his shoulder. He then hits a moonsault uranage, slamming his opponent to the mat.
Saving Throw- (Go2Sleep) Johnny positions his opponent in a fireman's carry on his shoulders. Then he tosses his opponent off and knees his opponent in the face as they are falling to the mat.
Smark Lock- (Triangle Lancer) With his opponent bent over, Johnny first grabs his opponent's left arm with his right hand and hooks his left leg over the back of his opponent's head. Johnny then spins his opponent to the ground (with his opponent on his back) and pulls back on his opponent's left arm for a submission situation.
Backstage:
In-Ring:
Name: Johnny Chaos
Nickname: The Geek
Height: 6�0
Weight: 210
Bio: Johnny Chaos is a geek. He plays Dungeons and Dragons, Watches Star Trek religiously (he can speak basic Klingon), and can tell you everything about the propulsion system on the Millenium Falcon. Most importantly, Johnny LOVES wrestling. He has a giant collectin of Puroresu tapes and ROH and GWA dvd's. One day, he finally decided to live out his dream and recieved training from one of his favorite wrestlers, Danny Daemon (Though he is, in fact, a bigger fan of Roy Chambers). Johnny has been picked on his entire life, and is longing to get in the ring and 'Win one for the geeks'
Face/Heel: Fans love him, but everyone backstage can't stand him
Entrance Theme: �Geek' by mc chris Listen Here, N00Bz
Entrance Description:
The arena goes dark as a beat begins to play, a female voice begins speaking
Stop pickin on me. Because I�m a geek. I�m strange to you. You�re strange to me. Well, one of these days. I�m gonna pack heat.
You�re brains on the wall. My face on tv.
Someone pushes Johnny out of the Curtain, Johnny looks down. He doesn't want to look at the crowd because they make him nervous.
'They dissipate the pungent odor of a power holder.
Sand kickers comin sixty clicks upon the sonar.
They�re gonna fold me over like a trapper keeper folder.
If this was D&D, you�d see me jump into a portal.
I�m a geek, spelled g double 3 k.
I meet my boys in the basement about every day.
Card table, comic books, and cans of coke.
That we blow out our nose after a Star Wars joke.'
Johnny slowly makes his way toward the ring, hunched over, still looking at the floor.
'We got style.
Tape on our glasses, zits on our faces and hair on our asses.
Shiny shoes, belt buckles and pocket protectors.
Tricked out back packs like my main man Venkman�s.
We got problems, namely the jocks.
The SUV suckers with class rings on their cocks.
Otherwise known as the ******** touchin' the tit.
If I was wolverine, you�d hear my knuckles go snikt.
I�m not perfect, the b4 picture of Peter Parker.
I always trip and drop my tray in front of the girl that always sparkles.
I got brains, ******** B�s and C�s.
I got a grade point average higher than Hendrix on New Year�s Eve.'
Johnny rolls into the ring and gets up, he awkwardly waves to the audienc, then nervously waits for his opponent.
Common Moves:
Powerbomb
Swinging Neckbreaker
Japanese Armdrag
Back Body Drop
Dragon Sleeper
Bridging Dragon Suplex
Bulldog
Double-arm DDT
Diving Headbutt
Frogsplash
Swinging chokeslam
Suicide splash
Knee-smash Facecrusher
Crossface chickenwing
Crossbody
Signature Moves:
Dragon Slayer: Rolling ********: Corkscrew 450 Splash
Vulcan Neck Pinch: Johnny comically attempts the famous nerve hold, usually angering his opponent.
Finishers:
Pwn3d!- (C4) Johnny grabs his opponent from the front with his right arm across his opponent's chest and his opponent's right arm over his shoulder. He then hits a moonsault uranage, slamming his opponent to the mat.
Saving Throw- (Go2Sleep) Johnny positions his opponent in a fireman's carry on his shoulders. Then he tosses his opponent off and knees his opponent in the face as they are falling to the mat.
Smark Lock- (Triangle Lancer) With his opponent bent over, Johnny first grabs his opponent's left arm with his right hand and hooks his left leg over the back of his opponent's head. Johnny then spins his opponent to the ground (with his opponent on his back) and pulls back on his opponent's left arm for a submission situation.
