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 Posted: Tue Aug 25, 2009 5:59 pm
YEA, SO THIS ROPE WALKS INTO A BAR AND ORDERS A DRINK. AND THE BARTENDER SAYS,"SORRY BUD, BUT CAN'T YOU SEE THE SIGN?" AS HE POINTS BEHIND HIM. "IT SAYS,'WE DON'T SERVE ROPES'." "BOUNCER!! PLZ REMOVE THIS ROPE FROM MY BAR IMMEDIATLEY!" THE LARGE BOUNCER PROCEEDS TO PICK UP AND THROW THE ROPE OUT ON HIS HEAD. THE ROPE, FRUSTRATED AND WANTING THAT DRINK, GETS UP, DUSTS HIMSELF OFF, AND WALKS RIGHT BACK INTO THE BAR. HE PULLS UP A BARSTOOL AND TRIES ONCE MORE TO ORDER A DRINK. THE BARTENDER, LOOKS AT THE INSISTANT ROPE AND AGAIN SAYS,"CAN'T YOU READ THE SIGN? IT CLEARLY SAYS,'WE DON'T SERVE ROPES.'" "BOUNCER, PLZ THROW THIS ROPE OUTTA MY BAR!" THE BOUNCER ONCE AGAIN GRABS THE STUBBORN ROPE AND THROWS HIM OUT ON HIS HEAD. INFURIATED, THE ROPE GETS UP, AGAIN, DUSTS HIMSELF OFF, AGAIN, AND SUPER THIRSTY HE THINKS UP A PLAN......HE MANAGES TO TIE HIMSELF IN A KNOT AND SHREDS THE TOP OF THE ROPE THAT IS HIS HEAD AND HAIR, AND, ONCE AGAIN, WALKS BACK INTO THE BAR AND ORDERS THE DRINK. THE BARTENDER CANNOT BELIEVE HIS EYES WHEN HE SEES THIS STUBBORN FOOL FOR THE THIRD TIME!! SPITTING MAD, HE YELLS," BUD!, R U BLIND??!!" POINTING TO THE SIGN AGAIN HE SCREAMS,"WE DO NOT SERVE ROPES!!!!!!" THE ROPE SCREAMS BACK," I SEE NO ROPE!!" BARTENDER SAYS,"DUDE!!! YOU GOTTA LEAVE!!!!!!!" THE ROPE SAYS,"I'M AFRAID NOT!!!!"( A FRAYED KNOT) GET IT?
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Posted: Wed Aug 26, 2009 9:56 am
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Posted: Wed Aug 26, 2009 12:45 pm
lol That was pretty funny. Okay so what is white, small, and smooth? A tic tac =] Its not really a joke, but I think its cute.
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Posted: Wed Aug 26, 2009 3:27 pm
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Posted: Wed Aug 26, 2009 5:32 pm
no effense to blondes:
there was a blonde on a plane and suddely the plane crashes and goes down< they land in a type of jungle she is the only one to survive....she climbs up a cliff and sees a big lake and on the other side of the lake a girl yells out"how do u get to the other side?"the blonde yells back"u are on the other side!" xd xd plz comment
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Posted: Wed Aug 26, 2009 11:32 pm
sim1jrez no effense to blondes: there was a blonde on a plane and suddely the plane crashes and goes down< they land in a type of jungle she is the only one to survive....she climbs up a cliff and sees a big lake and on the other side of the lake a girl yells out"how do u get to the other side?"the blonde yells back"u are on the other side!" xd xd plz comment .....i DON'T GET IT.... JK mrgreen
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Posted: Wed Aug 26, 2009 11:33 pm
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Posted: Wed Aug 26, 2009 11:34 pm
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Posted: Wed Aug 26, 2009 11:38 pm
....BUT OF COURSE SILLY!!!!!!
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Posted: Wed Aug 26, 2009 11:39 pm
EchoNoel lol That was pretty funny. Okay so what is white, small, and smooth? A tic tac =] Its not really a joke, but I think its cute. ....CUTE!
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Posted: Fri Aug 28, 2009 7:11 pm
mrgreen OK, HERE IT GOES........... YOU CAN PICK YER FRIENDS,......AND YOU CAN PICK YER NOSE,....... BUT.................... YOU CAN'T PICK YER FRIEND'S NOSE!!!!!!!!! mrgreen
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Posted: Thu Sep 10, 2009 7:07 pm
HolyRkr777 YEA, SO THIS ROPE WALKS INTO A BAR AND ORDERS A DRINK. AND THE BARTENDER SAYS,"SORRY BUD, BUT CAN'T YOU SEE THE SIGN?" AS HE POINTS BEHIND HIM. "IT SAYS,'WE DON'T SERVE ROPES'." "BOUNCER!! PLZ REMOVE THIS ROPE FROM MY BAR IMMEDIATLEY!" THE LARGE BOUNCER PROCEEDS TO PICK UP AND THROW THE ROPE OUT ON HIS HEAD. THE ROPE, FRUSTRATED AND WANTING THAT DRINK, GETS UP, DUSTS HIMSELF OFF, AND WALKS RIGHT BACK INTO THE BAR. HE PULLS UP A BARSTOOL AND TRIES ONCE MORE TO ORDER A DRINK. THE BARTENDER, LOOKS AT THE INSISTANT ROPE AND AGAIN SAYS,"CAN'T YOU READ THE SIGN? IT CLEARLY SAYS,'WE DON'T SERVE ROPES.'" "BOUNCER, PLZ THROW THIS ROPE OUTTA MY BAR!" THE BOUNCER ONCE AGAIN GRABS THE STUBBORN ROPE AND THROWS HIM OUT ON HIS HEAD. INFURIATED, THE ROPE GETS UP, AGAIN, DUSTS HIMSELF OFF, AGAIN, AND SUPER THIRSTY HE THINKS UP A PLAN......HE MANAGES TO TIE HIMSELF IN A KNOT AND SHREDS THE TOP OF THE ROPE THAT IS HIS HEAD AND HAIR, AND, ONCE AGAIN, WALKS BACK INTO THE BAR AND ORDERS THE DRINK. THE BARTENDER CANNOT BELIEVE HIS EYES WHEN HE SEES THIS STUBBORN FOOL FOR THE THIRD TIME!! SPITTING MAD, HE YELLS," BUD!, R U BLIND??!!" POINTING TO THE SIGN AGAIN HE SCREAMS,"WE DO NOT SERVE ROPES!!!!!!" THE ROPE SCREAMS BACK," I SEE NO ROPE!!" BARTENDER SAYS,"DUDE!!! YOU GOTTA LEAVE!!!!!!!" THE ROPE SAYS,"I'M AFRAID NOT!!!!"( A FRAYED KNOT) GET IT? I what my accont name is xd
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Posted: Fri Sep 11, 2009 3:19 pm
I_AM_LMAO HolyRkr777 YEA, SO THIS ROPE WALKS INTO A BAR AND ORDERS A DRINK. AND THE BARTENDER SAYS,"SORRY BUD, BUT CAN'T YOU SEE THE SIGN?" AS HE POINTS BEHIND HIM. "IT SAYS,'WE DON'T SERVE ROPES'." "BOUNCER!! PLZ REMOVE THIS ROPE FROM MY BAR IMMEDIATLEY!" THE LARGE BOUNCER PROCEEDS TO PICK UP AND THROW THE ROPE OUT ON HIS HEAD. THE ROPE, FRUSTRATED AND WANTING THAT DRINK, GETS UP, DUSTS HIMSELF OFF, AND WALKS RIGHT BACK INTO THE BAR. HE PULLS UP A BARSTOOL AND TRIES ONCE MORE TO ORDER A DRINK. THE BARTENDER, LOOKS AT THE INSISTANT ROPE AND AGAIN SAYS,"CAN'T YOU READ THE SIGN? IT CLEARLY SAYS,'WE DON'T SERVE ROPES.'" "BOUNCER, PLZ THROW THIS ROPE OUTTA MY BAR!" THE BOUNCER ONCE AGAIN GRABS THE STUBBORN ROPE AND THROWS HIM OUT ON HIS HEAD. INFURIATED, THE ROPE GETS UP, AGAIN, DUSTS HIMSELF OFF, AGAIN, AND SUPER THIRSTY HE THINKS UP A PLAN......HE MANAGES TO TIE HIMSELF IN A KNOT AND SHREDS THE TOP OF THE ROPE THAT IS HIS HEAD AND HAIR, AND, ONCE AGAIN, WALKS BACK INTO THE BAR AND ORDERS THE DRINK. THE BARTENDER CANNOT BELIEVE HIS EYES WHEN HE SEES THIS STUBBORN FOOL FOR THE THIRD TIME!! SPITTING MAD, HE YELLS," BUD!, R U BLIND??!!" POINTING TO THE SIGN AGAIN HE SCREAMS,"WE DO NOT SERVE ROPES!!!!!!" THE ROPE SCREAMS BACK," I SEE NO ROPE!!" BARTENDER SAYS,"DUDE!!! YOU GOTTA LEAVE!!!!!!!" THE ROPE SAYS,"I'M AFRAID NOT!!!!"( A FRAYED KNOT) GET IT? I what my accont name is xd AH!!! LOLOL SO YOU LIKE MY JOKE?????!!!!! xp
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Posted: Tue Sep 15, 2009 10:38 am
ok I HAVE ANOTHER JOKE...................LIFE!!!!!!!!! rolleyes
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Posted: Mon Sep 28, 2009 3:00 pm
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