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 Posted: Wed Aug 26, 2009 3:13 pm
I was told a million times of all the people in my way You buy a mirror from the market place or the cash shop... what do you see?  yeah boy, Big G in the house. Holla for all the young playahs!!wow, anti me is really annoying, I mean seriously. Daaamn, you're ugly. Looks like someone beat you with an ugly shovel.Dude, is that a spray on tan? Hey man, don't hate.Okay so Ash- Hey man, I ditched that dope a** name years ago. You can't tell me you call yourself a chick name like that?Hey a*****e, I think we've heard enough s**t come out of the sphincter for today. *passes the mirror to next poster* how I had to keep on trying and get better ev'ry day
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Posted: Wed Aug 26, 2009 5:58 pm
*takes mirror*  LYK OMG HAI!!! blaugh blaugh blaugh blaugh blaugh blaugh *gags* LYK OMG WUTS RONG? confused R U OK? LYK 4 REALZ. U LOK REELI SIK. confused What the ******** ARE you? IZ KNOM SILLI HEAD. WHO R U?Monk. And I didn't ask WHO you are I asked WHAT you are. DATS A SILLI QWESTIN. lol lol IM A GAINA LIKE U..___. Right well. Uhm. Where'd you get all the stuff? I LYK AKSED WHOL BUNCHS OF PPLZ.And they gave it to you? Oh, whatever. Just tell me a bit about yourself. OMG! I LUV LYK EVRYTHIN! heart heart heart heart heart I LUV FURRIZ. IZ WANA BE AZN. I LUV TWILIGHT. LYK OMGZ EDAWRDS SOOOO HOT!!! PINK IZ LYK MY FAVVVVV COLER. I LUV KITTYS AND PUPPIEZ AND PEOPLE AND SHERBERT AND COWS AND FLAMINGOS AND PINK AND DOLLZ AND RAINBOWS AND SUNSHINE AND WARM PLACES AND TANNIN AND MNT DUE AND NARUTO AND STARS AND YAOI AND CHEZEBERGERS AND FISH AND SHOPIN AND PAINTIN MI NAILZ AND CAKE AND EDWARD AND TWILIGHT AND BUNNIEZ AND BIDRYS AND CYBERING AND IM BUL-OH MY GOD! DO YOU EVER SHUT THE ********> UP!
crying crying crying crying crying DONT CUSS.
*chucks mirror at the next person*
Jesus god get this idiotic, clutter-whore, emote-raping, suck a** at spelling, c**t away from me! D<
I'm going to go bash my head against a wall to make my ears stop bleeding and my brain frying now.
*wanders off*
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Posted: Wed Aug 26, 2009 6:20 pm
*Catches Mirror*  PsH, N00b.Excuse me? *Squints* LoOk At U u N00b. No 2003-2004, SuCh A n00B.Well excuse me for having taste and style rather than a ******** of shitty items that look like crap. PsH, n00B y Ur StOoPidD n00BnEsS u WnT mI. i gOt Mi sLaVeS y bIg P!Mp Rp.What a bunch of chatterboxers who pretty much just drool over you hoping to get items? No thanks. Not get the ******** away from me your text blinds me. *Shoves mirror to next person*
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Posted: Wed Aug 26, 2009 6:47 pm
 Ah yes, Cash shop items, expensive, orange hair, user name "Lord Vampire", Twilight sparkly skin. Do I honestly need to interview you to figure out your personality? Silence, Mortal! You can comprenhend my 133t-ness of 133t-itude! Besides, I am to busy promoting politics as an applicable job-type, while drooling oved Edward-san!
Also, Lia is SOoOO better than Sam! Death to Sam!I see. Giant text, my pet peeve, love of twilight, lover of Liam, accepts politics as a career. Yes, certainly this exercise was intrigue... I AM the superior one among us!Yes, but I can do this: MIND CRUSH! in America...Corruption! Desummon! As for this mirror... *bridal throws it*
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Posted: Wed Aug 26, 2009 7:45 pm
*Catches it* Okay, let's see here. .  Well hello, tall, dark and depressing! D8 Death is not but a passing of life. Nothing more and nothing less. . . >___>;; Geeze I didn't think my anti-me was like this. . . Not all things are expected in this thin veil of reality. If you look under the curtain of perception, you will find that the truth is not what we want it to be.Okay. . . . Tell me a bit about yourself. I have long passed the realm of the living. Under the cloak of death I wander to reap the lost and deliver the deceased to where they belong. I take without bias and care not of who and how they perceive me. I do not stand on the grounds of morals and be on my merry way.Wait, you have no morals and you don't care? That is correct. I do not care if they scream or cry or shout. I have no patience to spare for courtesy or stealth. That is the way of the dead, we no longer care for such trivial things and thus we are free from social and moral bounds.Okay. . . Tell me an example of what you do on your daily happenings? >___>;; Even though at the same time I don't want to know. . . . I shall tell you regardless since you have asked. You see, my specialty is with children. I kill them swiftly and without mercy. Outside of my duties as banshee, I take my frustrations onto female victims who had the bravery of displaying themselves as a feast of the eyes of their societies. . . . Hmm. . . I also gain amusement from the pain and terror of my minions while I torture them in countless of creative ways and methods. eek gonk Are they . . . . Manslaves? Man slaves. . Woman slaves. . . Child slaves . . . . It makes no difference to me. I laugh at their torment and suffering as if it was merely child's play. Ah. . I remember my first victim. . It was rather fun dismem-*throws mirror* DX I DON'T WANT TO KNOW ANYMORE!
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Posted: Thu Aug 27, 2009 12:07 am
-catches it easily and looks into the face of it only to see this pop out-  Well, hello there... wink Tch, I suppose you're anti-me, then? Not much meat on your bones... Ha! Clearly. The opposite of me would have a face like that and the body of a gorilla.Hey.... wha? A gorilla? I'm not that- Hush child, why don't you introduce me to that tiger friend of yours with the sexy hair. With that bit of eye candy around this dimension can't be all bad. -snuggles up to Ash- Alright, that's it. Back into the mirror with you. D'awww is the big butch soldier lady gonna quarantine me in my lab again? Fat chance. You don't even know how that thing works, do you, muscle brain?-cracks her knuckles and drags the anti-X off of Ash and shoves her into a closet until she finds a way to deal with her more permanently- That.... was humiliating at best. -chucks mirror across the room- ((-sigh- Ah, to be a geek and a flirt again. I've missed that. xd ))
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Posted: Thu Aug 27, 2009 2:16 am
 Ughn... Here we go... Talking to the fairy girl... LikeOMGIsototallylikeloveyouall!-Throws the mirror away quickly-
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Posted: Thu Aug 27, 2009 9:21 am
-Catches Mirror-
>___>
Hi, my favorite color is red and I enjoy running everyday.
Well that's ni-
Oh I see you have no legs, and look at the dead face. All you need is-
No thanks >_>
Oh...well, I'm happily married to a wealthy businessman as well. I never ever have to do any work at-
...
-passes mirror to the next person-
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Posted: Sat Oct 17, 2009 11:06 pm
-timidly takes mirror, tilts head when gazing into the glass-  ...... ?! B-49621, programmed and ready for duty.-nervously waves- Motion sensors activated. TARGET IDENTIFIED.!!!!!! PREPARE TO BE ANNIHILATED.-runs away, dropping mirror-
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Posted: Sun Oct 18, 2009 5:26 am
Picks up mirror!  Heya sweety, wanna get some funtime?Er, what? Ahhh, the anti me should be attracted to me, but only by mmagnetic exchange of virtual photons... and she is confident, shi... What you sayin? I cant understand the nerdyness
Sigh, Im off to lunch, a nice meat pie would be fine, wanna come? Eww, meat is murder and your an eco terrorist! Im gonna sue you for crimes against humanity!!
Well, Ive had it ! Your ganna get owened!ARGH! EAT HIPPYON SKANK! (Hippyon, Apply directy lo a hippy!) drops mirrror whilst chasing anti self.
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Posted: Sun Oct 18, 2009 10:48 am
Eh? What's this, nyao? {picking up dropped mirror and looking into it}  Hey, who are--what?!? Some slut? Damn, I was hoping I'd find a handsome studmuffin worthy of me, nyao!Slut? Who are you calling a slut? (Well, okay, so maybe I do like to play with pretty girls now and then...) You, slut! Who are you supposed to be, anyway?I'm Kitirena, Red Mage of Windurst. Who are you, nyao? You're...? Holy s**t! You're ME?!? Say, does that mean that you have a sexy brother, nyao? {blinking in confusion} How should I know if he's sexy or not! I'm into women, nyao! idea Waitaminute, nyao... Katra? Is that you? Whoa, figured that out by yourself, did you? Such a clever little spellcaster you are, nyao... You're as bad as that lame Father of mine... ours... You make me glad I ditched him for the Empress!Empress...? You mean...? {whispering} Shantotto? twisted The Queen of Dynamis herself! The only woman I ever actually tolerated! Seems that she grooved to my Dark Knight vibes, nyao, 'cause she made me her left-hand cat!Dark Knight?! Brother, you are sooo lucky that you're in another dimension, nyao! stressed Oh yeah, slut? Come through this mirror and say that to my face, nyao!Which one? I see two of them. twisted Why you little...!Dumb muscle-brained sword swinger... rolleyes {sets mirror down and walks off...}
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Posted: Sun Oct 18, 2009 12:33 pm
-Picks the mirror up-  Umm... Hello?Oh, Hi!Who are you?I'm you, but.. your so darkYour point, are you going to give me some reference about happiness? Maybe?Well.. I'd rather not.Oh, come on kiddo! Lets sing!
Wait what..? o.o"I love you. You love me~"Oh Stop please stop!!"Were a happy family~"Nya~~ It's torture!!"With a great big hug, and a kiss from me to you~"-looks away from the mirror, curls up into a ball-
Happy place... Happy place~ "Won't you say you love me too~"
Death & Gore. Mommy, Let me see the innocent perish... Happy place~
Give me horror, and morbidness... can't take... it.. -eye twitches--leaves mirror on the ground-
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Posted: Tue Jan 26, 2010 12:10 pm
While taking an old shortcut she hasn't used in months, Tai spots a dusty, forgotten mirror lying on the ground amid other refuse and discarded things. Never one to turn down a decent dustbin salvage, and thinking that maybe she should start caring about her appearance again, she stoops to pick up the mirror. It really is a lovely mirror, finely crafted and expensive-looking. Surely, she thinks, no-one would throw away something this pretty. It must have been lost; she carefully picks it up, minding the sharp tips of her fingers lest she scratch the finish on the mirror's handle, and glances idly into it while wondering if she'd look silly reporting this item lost.
She quickly looks into the mirror again when she realises the reflection staring back is not hers.
"…What is this?" she wonders, turning the mirror around to examine the back. "A toy? An image viewer?"
"I don't think that's the answer," the mirror replies, sounding very amused. Tai turns it around again and stares at the reflection for a moment, waiting for her vocaliser to recalibrate.
"Did you just… speak?"
"I did, and so did you," says the woman in the mirror. "Which I find fascinating. Who and what are you, if you don't mind my asking?"
"I'm… Tai," is the hesitant answer. She nearly gives her serial number instead. "I'm a cyborg." The woman in the mirror looks surprised; she turns briefly to the little flame sprite hovering near her shoulder – the sprite muffles a giggle behind her tiny hands – then back. The woman's eyes seem to sparkle and her smile turns from polite to friendly.
"I see! So tell me, Tai," she murmurs, "how is it you've come to be a cyborg?" Tai shifts her weight uneasily at the question, optics dimming for a moment; the fiberoptic lines in her face pulse slowly with embarrassment.
"That's something of a long story," she admits at length. The woman in the mirror leans forward on her elbows, jewellery tinkling faintly with the movement, and her smile grows wider.
"I don't mind listening if you don't mind telling. You're very interesting!"
"…Oh." Tai blinks, then rubs the back of her neck with one hand. It's a reflexive gesture and little else; there's no itch to scratch there any more. "I suppose…." she mumbles, casting about for something to sit on that she won't crush outright. She finally settles for the concrete steps and eases down carefully, minding her wings and boosters.
Mirror still in hand, she arranges herself to be a little more comfortable, elbows resting on her knees. She's never had a conversation with a mirror before, so it couldn't hurt to chat a while. Until nightfall, Tai decides. She can talk until nightfall. It'll be too dark to see in this sidestreet after that, even with her own light output.
"But I don't think I got your name," she blurts out just as she pulls up the memory files she needs.
"…So you didn't!" coos the woman in the mirror, letting go of the curl she'd been twirling around one fingertip. "I'm so sorry. How rude of me. My name is… Tai." When the cyborg gives her a stare that can only be called confused, she nods and lifts one hand to her chest, lightly touching the amulet around her neck. "I'm a fire mage."
Still baffled, Tai the cyborg scrapes her free hand through the stiff bristles of her hair, one brow much higher than the other. This makes no logical sense, she decides. A mirror as a doorway into an alternate reality?
"So… you're me?" she asks at length.
"I suppose I could be," answers the other Tai. "And that would make you me, in a way. Don't you get any sun? You're so pale!"
"That's – that's not skin. Not real skin, anyway." Tai the cyborg shifts her weight again and stands. She suddenly doesn't feel much like chatting. "Look, it's nice meeting you and all, but–"
"Oh, don't go!" Tai the mage protests, looking very disappointed. "We've hardly spoken!"
In spite of the continued upset from her other-self, Tai gingerly sets down the mirror on a crate where she's sure someone will see it eventually. Someone who's more social, maybe. She really can't deal with this right now, and continues on her way.
The thought lingers among her ongoing processes, though; she can't remember. Was she ever that pretty?
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