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Celtic Grace

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Posted: Thu Aug 27, 2009 5:03 am

Some WoW quotes, courtesy of IMDB:

Dwarf female: I like my ale like I like my men - dark and rich.

Dwarf male: I like my beer like I like my women - stout and bitter.

Gnome female: I apologize profusely for any inconvenience my murderous rampage may have caused.

Human female: Why does everyone automatically assume I know tailoring and cooking?

Undead female: I'd paint my toenails, but I'm not sure where they fell off!

Undead male: Roses are gray, violets are gray - I'm dead and colorblind!

Undead male: Hey diddle diddle.
Undead male: The mucas and the spittle.
Undead male: The corpse sank in the lagoon.
Undead male: The murloc said
[eating sounds]
Undead male: To see such a sight.
Undead male: And the dwarf spanked the baboon.

Tauren male: Moo! Are you happy now?

Undead female: Yes, they're real, they're not mine, but they're real.

Undead female: I don't care that much about romance... . I fell in love before and look what happen to me!

Dwarf male: Uh! I'm having a wardrobe malfunction!
[rip]
Dwarf male: [boing] Ooooh, there's me hammer.

Blood Elf Male: Don't you wish your girlfriend was hot like me?

Blood Elf Male: We're allied with the tauren? Fantastic! We'll be having steak twice a week.

Draenei Female: How do you crash into a planet? That's what I want to know.

Blood Elf Female: No, no, I won't do that... but my sister will.

Posted: Wed Sep 02, 2009 8:38 pm

Ooooooh.
Draenei female-
* "The nights are so chilly on this planet."
* "Are you thinking what I'm thinking?... Good. Bring ample supply of butter and Goblin Jumper Cables."
In addition, several Draenei female flirts were removed in Beta. These included:
* "You have heard of the Exodar? I will show you the Sexodar!"
* "Okay, for mating ritual, we will need four... No, five sheep, one gnome, and Staff of Domination.
* "Put gnome in bag, beat bag with staff, and meet me after gnome is tenderized."
* "I want you to *lick and splat* my *gurgling noises* *slurping noises*"
* "Oh darling, I love it when you say *indistinct growling* *repeated yell*"
Tauren female-
* "I'm tired of the same old bull."
* "I want a man with soft hands. Preferably four of them."
* "I've got big, soulful eyes, long eyelashes and a wet tongue. What more could a guy want?"
* "Come over here, sailor."
* "Wanna see some good clog dancing?"
These are courtesy of WowWiki. I would post more, but I don't want to do ALL of them. >.<