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| Not for a million golden dubloons! |
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| Im more of a ninja person. -looks both ways and disappears in a cloud of fog- |
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El Doom Moose Vice Captain
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 Posted: Thu Sep 03, 2009 6:35 pm
Aye mateys!
September 19th be national talk like a pirate day.
Yar land lubbers wanna celebrate or not?
(poll)
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Posted: Sun Sep 06, 2009 6:07 am
Arg, I've always celebrated they day where I could talk like my true self. pirate
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El Doom Moose Vice Captain
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Posted: Sun Sep 06, 2009 11:30 am
OZ -BS13- Arg, I've always celebrated they day where I could talk like my true self. pirate
Well, shiver me timbers, this is fun!
Arghhh me mateys, wash the poop deck!
I mean... Ninja stuff... ninja talk...
Lemme try again.
Well, shiver me shurikens!
Wait...
No... gonk
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Posted: Sun Sep 06, 2009 12:32 pm
Yar mateys!
This triple post be bad on me part, but if ye can't talk like a pirate I be puttin' up a guide for ye land lubbers.
First be first, and that be Double'n up on all ye adjectives.
'Cause a pirate 'ouldn't say thar ship be big, he/she would be callin' it a great, grand ship.
Second be removin' thar unnecessary G's n' V's. Droppin' yar g's will get yar to tha fightin, sailin, n' rowin'. Droppin' yar v's and ye get o'er, e'er, and ne'er.
Last, but ne'er least, be Ne'er speakin' anythin' but the present tense!"I am", be "I be", "You are" be "You be", "They are" be "They be."
Thar be it for the stretchin' things, but thar be much in the pirate 'ocabulary.
Thar pirate words be:
* Ahoy: Hey!
* Avast: Stop!
* Aye: Yes
* Black spot: to be 'placin' the black spot' be markin' someone for death.
* Booty: treasure
* Buccanneer: a pirate who be answerin' to no man or blasted government.
* By the Powers!: an exclamation, uttered by Long John Silver in Treasure Island!
* Cat o' nine tails: whip for floggin' mutineers
* Corsair: a pirate who be makin' his berth in the Med-...Medi-...that sea 'tween Spain and Africa, aye!
* Davy Jones' Locker: the bottom o' the sea, where the souls of dead men lie
* Doubloons: pieces o' gold...
* Fiddlers Green: the private heaven where pirates be goin' when they die.
* Furner: a ship which be yer own, not one ye steal an' plunder.
* Gentlemen o' fortune: a slightly more positive term fer pirates!
* Go on the account: to embark on a pirate cruise
* Grog: A pirate's fa'orite drinkin' alchohol!.
* Jack: a flag or sailor
* Jolly Roger: ye skull n' crossbones, thar pirate flag!
* Keelhaul: a truly vicious punishment where a scurvy dog be tied to a rope and dragged along the barnacle-encrusted bottom of a ship. They not be survivin' this.
* Landlubber: "Land-lover," someone not used to life onboard thar ship.
* Lass: A woman who be easy on the eyes. (We want the red-head!)
* Lily-livered: faint o' heart
* Loaded to the Gunwales (pron. gunnels): thar be really drunk!
* Matey: A shipmate or ye friend.
* Me hearty: be same as me matey.
* Me: My.
* Pieces o' eight: pieces o' silver which can be cut into eighths to be givin' small change.
* Privateer: a pirate officially sanctioned by yar national power
* Scallywag: A person yar won't want ta hang with for thar be a bad influence.
* Scurvy dog!: a fine insult!
* Shiver me timbers!: an exclamation of yar surprise, to be shouted most loud.
* Son of a Biscuit Eater: this be a term indicatin' thar b*****d son of a sailor
* Sprogs: yar untrained recruits.
* Squadron: thar group of ten or less warships
* Squiffy: a buffoon.
* Swaggy: a scurvy cur's ship what ye be intendin' to loot!
* Swashbucklin': fightin' and carousin' on the high seas!
* Sweet trade: the career of piracy
* Thar: The opposite of "here."
* Walk the plank: this one be bloody obvious.
* Wench: a lady, although ye gents not be wantin' to use this around a lady who be stronger than ye.
* Wi' a wannion: wi' a curse, or wi' a vengeance. Boldly, loudly!
* Yo-ho-ho: Pirate laughter
Thar be it for ye lesson in pirate talkin'.
Now GO WALK THE PLANK!
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El Doom Moose Vice Captain
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Posted: Tue Sep 08, 2009 2:41 pm
HOLY s**t!!! You're getting into it for being in favor of the ninja side & all. Did a female pirate try to swoon you or something? I was told yesterday "It's actually a popular thing for ninjas to be dating pirates because ninjas dating each other never works out very well. You start comparing who can do what faster & better. In the end someone dies. Just no ninjas talk about dating pirates." My boyfriend told me that one. I thought it was funny. Since he's in favor for ninjas & I'm for pirate. BUT in a real war ninjas vs. pirate vs. samurai: pirate beat ninja but samurai beats pirate. So in the end it all works out. I heard from my buddy Gabe who knows random s**t.
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Posted: Tue Sep 08, 2009 3:21 pm
Lt DirtyFreq HOLY s**t!!! You're getting into it for being in favor of the ninja side & all. Did a female pirate try to swoon you or something? I was told yesterday "It's actually a popular thing for ninjas to be dating pirates because ninjas dating each other never works out very well. You start comparing who can do what faster & better. In the end someone dies. Just no ninjas talk about dating pirates." My boyfriend told me that one. I thought it was funny. Since he's in favor for ninjas & I'm for pirate. BUT in a real war ninjas vs. pirate vs. samurai: pirate beat ninja but samurai beats pirate. So in the end it all works out. I heard from my buddy Gabe who knows random s**t.
Yar, thar be a samurai lubber among us!
(there is a temporary understanding for ninjas and pirates. And samurai were defeated in real life by ninjas, so its impossible for them to be at the bottom. Anyway, I can't get into a holiday? Plus your being a scrooge, wheres your accent?)
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El Doom Moose Vice Captain
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Posted: Wed Sep 09, 2009 12:20 pm
I'll do the accent in RL but I'm not typing it. BUT I'm carrying a compass that I bought.
As for that battle... it just makes a circle.
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Posted: Sat Sep 12, 2009 8:19 am
Lt DirtyFreq I'll do the accent in RL but I'm not typing it. BUT I'm carrying a compass that I bought. As for that battle... it just makes a circle.
(How can that make a circle? All I see in my head is ninjas and pirates about to fight, when samurai charge at them, and the ninjas and pirates completely wipe the floors with all the samurai in less than five minutes. then the epic ninja pirate battle commences. And if you think about it, ninjas and pirates teaming together wouldn't be a bad matchup, since pirates are slow yet powerful in range, while ninjas are fast yet a little weak in ranged, and powerful in close combat. : P)
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El Doom Moose Vice Captain
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Posted: Sun Sep 13, 2009 7:44 pm
Are we trying to start an alliance?
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Posted: Fri Sep 18, 2009 3:49 pm
((I have a second on the pirate ninja team... I was playing a game called scribblenauts, the kick a** game where you can write something on the bottom ds screen and it instantly pops up. I wrote pirate and ninja and the pirate won. I found out why, and it was because the ninja gets a single shuriken for a weapon and the pirate gets a scimitar. so I gave them both katanas and had them fight. Ninja won. Then I gave them both SMG's. ninja won. Then I gave them both AWESOME animals to ride on (ninja got a chinese dragon, pirate got a kraken) and the Excalibur sword. ninja won. finally I put them on what I thought was a suicide mission of teaming them together to kill the CTHULHU. They won with a f***ing pistol!!!!!!))
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El Doom Moose Vice Captain
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Posted: Tue Sep 22, 2009 9:19 pm
so you ARE saying we can stop Cthulhu if we really had to?
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Posted: Thu Sep 24, 2009 6:52 pm
Lt DirtyFreq so you ARE saying we can stop Cthulhu if we really had to?
:B
Lol Wut?
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El Doom Moose Vice Captain
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Posted: Tue Sep 29, 2009 9:15 pm
El Doom Moose
((I have a second on the pirate ninja team... I was playing a game called scribblenauts, the kick a** game where you can write something on the bottom ds screen and it instantly pops up. I wrote pirate and ninja and the pirate won. I found out why, and it was because the ninja gets a single shuriken for a weapon and the pirate gets a scimitar. so I gave them both katanas and had them fight. Ninja won. Then I gave them both SMG's. ninja won. Then I gave them both AWESOME animals to ride on (ninja got a chinese dragon, pirate got a kraken) and the Excalibur sword. ninja won. finally I put them on what I thought was a suicide mission of teaming them together to kill the CTHULHU. They won with a f***ing pistol!!!!!!))So you're saying according to this game, we can kill Cthulhu
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Posted: Wed Sep 30, 2009 7:31 pm
Lt DirtyFreq El Doom Moose
((I have a second on the pirate ninja team... I was playing a game called scribblenauts, the kick a** game where you can write something on the bottom ds screen and it instantly pops up. I wrote pirate and ninja and the pirate won. I found out why, and it was because the ninja gets a single shuriken for a weapon and the pirate gets a scimitar. so I gave them both katanas and had them fight. Ninja won. Then I gave them both SMG's. ninja won. Then I gave them both AWESOME animals to ride on (ninja got a chinese dragon, pirate got a kraken) and the Excalibur sword. ninja won. finally I put them on what I thought was a suicide mission of teaming them together to kill the CTHULHU. They won with a f***ing pistol!!!!!!))So you're saying according to this game, we can kill Cthulhu
Pretty much. God too.
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El Doom Moose Vice Captain
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