Welcome to Gaia! ::

[The year is 2009. As a survivor of The Flood, Liska spent the last year and a half hiding out in a mine, ignoring all mankind in a desperate attempt to hide from the n00bs. With time to ponder, she realized that she couldn't hide forever; she had to fight them. With this in mind, she crawled out of the mineshaft into the glorious sun and was blinded for about three weeks. Luckily, she survived by sniffing things and eating whatever didn't feel like rocks or plastic. Dirty and smelly, she crawled back to the ruins of the Guild of All Things, ready to begin where everyone left off when The Flood came. The once cheerful structures, the coffee house and Rizzo's storyboard room, seemed to echo with the voices of those who used to frequent the guild, which was now silent except for the faintest rustling of papers by the soft wind. With a look of determination, Liska walked in.]
Map of the Guild Compound

(You can be inside or outside of the Guild Compound, but make sure you try to give a location)

Characters:
Carbonated Sex=Bandian and Grun
Liska=Liska
UltaMatt=UltaMatt and Mecha Peach
Keela=Crazed Keela possessed by n00bs
BlondeThief(because I like that part of your name xD)=Clair Redfield

The Story So Far
N00bs took over gaia in an event referred to as The Flood. They're pretty much like zombies. Everyone was hiding up until now. Liska returns to the guild to try and drive them out of the compound so that maybe someday they can live there again. Once there, she meets Bandian and her cactar Grue, and then UltaMatt and Mecha Peach, his robot. They've just gathered at the ruins of Liska's old house (marked 'L' on the map)

*Still shuffling areound and wandering the few dusty roads that were still identifiable as streets she groaned. She could see at least three n00bs she would have to pass by in order to get to the closest refuge. Bandian looked down at her small cactus companion and gave it a half hearted smile. It's tiny feet were getting blisters and a lot of it's spikes were missing. Sadly Bandian had used the little hedgehog like creature many times in her recent n00b incounters. Which all ended in death. She wished she had her flame turtle. He usually worked best against the noobs.*
'I'm sorry honey...' *She cooed at the little green plant person. It lookeds at her helplessly.*
'Hai! Wana slep ovr>? ill tie u up and we can all hav a gr8 tyme!' *Bandians eyes bulged as she looked up and saw that a mid-height noob with Flame clothes, spikey blue hair and a long staff was running towards her. Bandian looked around desperately and sighed looking at her spikey companion. It had the same helpless expression, mixed with a little defeat. Bandian knew if she used him too much more without letting him rest then she would no longer have a companion. She lifted him quickly and held him in front of her chest. The Noob continued it's bee-line*
'Catch!' *Bandian screamed and the noob traced the gentle arc the little monster made before coming into full contact with the silly noobs fate.*
'AHHHHHH' *The noob screamed and thrashed falling into a heap on the floor. Bandian ran to the room and plucked the cactus from his face. She paused only to apologize to her friend and look around for shelter. A small hut was to her left and she bolted for it before the noob learned to pick the thin needles out of his face. She made it to the shack in record time and stumbled in. When she glanced back she saw the noob was getting shakily to his feet. Bandian sighed in relief as she ducked back down to her hidy hole. She set her cactus down and peered around at her surroundings. There looked to be nothing here... Then she saw a shape moving. She walked closer to it to find it was a noob! The female was scantily clad with numerous plushies at either of her sides. Bandians heart kicked into overdrive and her instincts kicked in. She grabbed the shovel that happened to be lying near by and plunged it through the heart of the noob before she could finish counting her plushies. Bandina breifly wandered the house and wondered why the hell a shovel was in the small house. She found no one else in any of the rooms and after an investigation into all the rooms and barring all of the doors Bandian fell asleep on the floor clutching her shovel.*

The roar of wind in the trees and the hiss of rain striking earth obfuscated Zhou's footsteps as he approached the guild gates. Not that he had approached the place stealthily, he realized, his fingers unconsciously fiddling with his watch chain. Dark and rainy as it was, he stuck out against the road like a stain of engine grease on undyed silk. He shivered at the thought of an ambush. No condition for an encounter, he thought. He was drenched, save for the lump he cradled beneath his jacket. Lightning flashed, and he thought he saw a tree move. "Birnam Wood," he muttered to himself, preparing to shake the cold iron of the gate. But he thought better than to alert the wretches, and prowled around looking for some kind of buzzer. He found a nondescript button and pressed. No buzz, no crackle of intercom, no light. But he had to hope that the information he had received was accurate. So he opened his umbrella and sat on the wet gravel, resting his back on the wall, and carefully opened his book. Unmoving, the wretches would see only a drab pile of cloth, he hoped.

*Bandian awakened. Startled by the sound of something. Wordlessly she got up from her less than comfy spot under the desk, grabbed the decently sized Kitchen knife she had found in a drawer and peered out a window. What she saw appeared to be a female noob standing over another. She found this strange, as the noobs rarely attacked each other, like an unspoken promise. It was easy to confuse them though, and you could often easily start fights among hoards of n00bs if you knew how. Bandian continued to stare openly at the n00bs through the small hole that hadn't been boarded up. She then realized something else. The female n00b that was standing over the male seemed to be dressed decently. She froze in a slight panic. Were they really getting smarter? Or did someone else dress this n00b to draw out and slaughter the still living? She then let her hopes down a little, she shouldn't expect so much, times were hard these days... Bandian took a closer look at the female. She piqued Bandian's interest. Then Bandi realized that It wasn't a n00b, it was one of her kind! She had finished off the slimy man in the cheap flame outfit. She wanted to cry with relief and hug the girl, though not while she was still holding those sissors.*

*Bandians eyes grew wide and she shouted for her newly found friend. She felt a strong relation to the girl and couldn't stand to see her being eaten alive by a n00blet. She wondered fiercely if she should stay back or if she should help. She looked at Grun, her small cactus. He looked at her with the 'You know what to do' face and she sighed lightly. She steeled herself and unbarred the back door. She could hear the shouts as soon as it was slightly ajar. She took a few steps out into the freezing air and bit her tongue. Grun was right behind her almost poking her with his little spikes. She exhaled and charged at the stupid n00b speaking gibberish. The knife she had firmly in her hand planted almost exactly into the spine of the n00b and he went rigid almost immediately squirming and twitching. Bandian tried to pull her knife out but it was stuck, so she pulled it with such force that the n00b was also yanked up and off of the girl drenched in blood. Bandian had a moment of hesitation, was she already dead? Did I just expose myself for a corpse!? She had no time to think further, the n00blet had come off of the knife and was advancing on her quickly. She was saved by Grun when he tore at the exposed leg of the n00b. The noob cried out and Bandian took this opportunity to sink her knife deep into the n00bs head. His eyes crossed momentarily before he fell over, dead before he hit the dirt. Bandian looked around and seeing no more idiots, bent to examine the girl. Grun was right next to Bandian, about to poke the girl with one of his needley fingers*

*Bandian smiled at her new found friend. She pointed to Grun, her small cactus*
I'm Bandian, and this is Grun.
*She stuck out her hand in an offering to help her off the ground.*
Maybe you and I should stick together huh? These n00bs can be a little much at times.
*She grinned and continued looking at Liska.*

*Bandian lowered her eyes carefully in thought*
...I'm... Not really sure. I've been wandering a lot lately in search of a place that might be sheltered enough.
*she screwed up her mouth in thought. How long had she been wandering? It seemed like an eternity. Like a hell hole that she would never be able to climb out of. Now that she had found another survivor, she felt that a little pressure had been released from her shoulders. She felt a little lighter, a little happier. She was also slightly excited. She loved Grun and his loyalty to her, but he was a cactus of few words. She was very excited to have someone new to talk to.*
How long have you been here? Do you know a good place to rest?