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Everything Zen
Crew

PostPosted: Sat Nov 26, 2005 5:33 pm


If you ever see a killer
Do not fear,
Simply pull out a miller
and hope for cheer

For when you guzzle down your drink
You will hit a phase
Where you feel nothing
and only live in haze

Sure you were buried in a hole
It could have been worse
No wait, it couldn't have,
It was Uwe Boll.
PostPosted: Sat Nov 26, 2005 6:26 pm


Uwe Boll

Somewhat funny. It reminds me of this charming, little song I wrote for my band about a week ago.

The_Wicked_Man
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Everything Zen
Crew

PostPosted: Sun Nov 27, 2005 2:45 am


s**t! I hate spelling names wrong... well, something that off anyways... So how do you pronounce his last name? Is it like "Bowl" "Bow" or "Bo"?
PostPosted: Sun Nov 27, 2005 9:38 am


To be honest, I've never heard anyone pronounce his name (or correct my pronounciation); I always thought it was "Yoowee Bowl" though.

The_Wicked_Man
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Everything Zen
Crew

PostPosted: Sun Nov 27, 2005 11:03 pm


Same here, I always said it as "You Bow"
PostPosted: Mon Nov 28, 2005 1:47 pm


I pronounce it as "You Bowl".

I agree though, nothing is worse then Uwe Boll.

The Bijoux
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Tsubaski

PostPosted: Sat Jan 21, 2006 11:01 pm


who cares how it's pronounced?!
its a good poem, that much was agreed upon....
which is the truth, its a good poem  
PostPosted: Sun Apr 09, 2006 2:49 pm


I like the poem, i've never tried writing horror poetry.

Gomer Tymur


Bukkake Tsunami FTW

PostPosted: Mon May 29, 2006 7:32 pm


This one is not finished. Its a song I am working on for my band. It is called Oh! Ah! Dracula! For those of you who don't know Oh! Ah! Dracula! is the game that Ed plays in Shaun of the Dead that makes all the noise.



Oh! Ah! Dracula! I played you in the local pub, I gave you all my quarters, you gave me all your love.

I got a couple other verses, but they are quite rough. When it is all finised, I shall post it!
PostPosted: Wed Jun 28, 2006 1:00 am


I like it. It made me giggle

KingOfRats

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