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Okay. So I've been single for almost a week and I've been looking for a new girl. The only thing is they always come to me. I have problems when it comes to me doing the work to start a relationship. Yesterday is a perfect example.
I was in my art class and we wrapped up early and had 10 minutes to chat or do whatever. Well the dude behind me had a bag of habanero peppers. I'm used to eating hot stuff without problems so I figured I could get one off him, eat it in the next class, and make my friends laugh by faking a negative reaction by running around and making Jerry Lewis-esque faces. Fun times.
Well as soon as I obtain the pepper I notice some girl is looking at me. She's cute so I figure I'll eat it, play it cool, and talk to her after she sees how macho I am. Life works, right? God loves me so he'll grant me the charm of James Bond for this one moment, right?
It turns out I forgot how hot habaneros are. I am freaking out in front of this chick and I have to run into the bathroom to throw up and feel this heat all over again. And keep in mind water opens up the tastebuds which will make the heat sink in so I have to wait this out.
So then I have to go to the nurse, lay down, puke some more, yadda yadda. I look in the mirror and my eyes aren't bloodshot. They are totally red. I haven't ever seen anything like it. My mouth is red all over so I looked like the freaking Joker. It's a mess. My eyes were all messed up for the rest of the day and a bunch of people asked if I was high. Real charming.

So I ask you what have you done that has horribly backfired? Share your stories.

I'm really trying not to make a "Joker" joke right now.

As for me, I haven't done anything that would backfire in front of people. Most of the time it's small things like a plan not coming together.

My mental problem won't allow me to do anything that has more then a 2% chance of backfiring on me. Which is basically everything.

Mexican food is hot and so can Chinese food.

We lived right next to Sichuan so we had lots of hot peppers.
Good to have in the summer time.

I dont recall a time when I have done something that has backfired thought I am such I have done some embarrassing things they probably werent enough to remember though.

I'm a pretty cautious person so I wont take chances.