The Kira Clown
Ok here we go.
~I ******** a fence.
~Ate chips with two hands
~Almost lost my virginity in my closet
~Peed in a pop can because I was to afraid to be seen by my friend's dad...Then I dumped the pee in his sinkl...With dishes in it.
~Tried to buy a bike ff of a retarded kid for a quarter.
~Made out with ex-girlfriend's sister.
~Ate such a giant hoho that I had heart burn and a stmach ache at the same time
~Wore eyeliner
~Played "Super Mario Theme" at a talent show on guitar.
~Pissed while walking down train tracks. (That's right. No Hands!)
~Told my girlfriend to open her mouth and close her eyes. Then I sprayed axe down her throat.
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