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Xx-Dark_Angel_Mayuki-xX Captain
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 Posted: Sat Sep 12, 2009 6:57 am
Jason Voorhees (cookiemonster195)
Freddy Krueger ($exyPIMP)
Michael Myers (~MEOW-RE-MIX~)
$exyPIMP has signed on.
cookiemonster195 has singed on.
$exyPIMP: oh crap its godzilla. RAWR lol
cookiemonster195: calling people names is not nice, mommy told me that! sad
$exyPIMP: hey, did you know? hypnocil has been approved by the FDA. guess i'm out of a paycheck...
cookiemonster195: ROFLMAO!! ^_^
~MEOW-RE-MIX~ has signed on.
~MEOW-RE-MIX~: hi jason. hi freddy. jason, they have internet at the lake??
cookiemonster195: well i found some girl who was at the lake. she got away but left her bag, which had a laptop and some candy inside!!! biggrin
$exyPIMP: so is that why your username is the way is ...?
cookiemonster195: very much so.
$exyPIMP: why don't you just change it??
cookiemonster195: CUZ I'M A LAZY MOFO!!!!! GAWD!!!!
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Posted: Sat Sep 12, 2009 7:05 am
OKAY!!
One thing all celebs have to do is Google themselves. Ahem...
J-A-S-O-N... V-O-O-R-H-E-E-S.
Dang, I got a lot of hits! Scanning through the crap, one thing caught my eye. There, in all caps, was the phrase JASON/MICHAEL. Of course, I click on it. "fanfiction.net"? What a weird name.
TEN MINUTES LATER
Oh my... Oh... GOLLY. I've never... felt that way before. Never about Mikey. Never about ANYONE. I hear a twig snap behind me and turn around. Apparently, Michael had been standing there the WHOLE time. Now he's running away, afraid to get raped by a 7-foot-tall sweaty zombie.
LATER IN A CHAT ROOM...
cookiemonster195: I'M NOT GONNA RAPE YOU, MIKEY!!!
~MEOW-RE-MIX~: o_0 ?!
$exyPIMP:i fully except your lifestyle... MIKEY+JAY FO-EVAH!!
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Xx-Dark_Angel_Mayuki-xX Captain
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Xx-Dark_Angel_Mayuki-xX Captain
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Posted: Sat Sep 12, 2009 7:08 am
Since I have an e-mail AND IM my friends, you would think that there isn't really anything an old timer like me would need to obsessively check, right? Wrong! I got a Myspace, home dogz!!
Let's see... I have 174 friends, 65 friend requests, and 45 new messages. I feel so loved.
PICTURE TIME!!!
3... 2... 1 ... click!
Of, course, all my pictures are of me with my a** in the camera. Myspace pics are always like that! ... Right? Looking at my inbox, Freddy sent me a message.
Subject: hey myspace whore!
Message: you've turned into a total hypocrite, jason. i mean, look at ur profile. it looks like one of sluts you killed made it!!
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He's just jealous cause I have more friends!!
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Posted: Sat Sep 12, 2009 7:15 am
Sword... equipped.
Armour... equipped.
HP... full.
MP... full.
Spells... at the ready.
Jason: who wants to quest with me??
Leatherface: me! me! OOOOOOOHH, PICK ME!
Jason: ...
Jason: fine.
Leatherface: YAY!
Jason has started quest.
Leatherface has joined group.
Pinny has joined group.
Mikey has joined group.
Fred has joined group.
Matilda_Dixon has joined group.
Jason: NO! NO! NO! NO! NO! NO! NO! NO! MATILDA YOU ARE A HORRIBLE KILLER FROM A HORRIBLE MOVIE!
Matilda_Dixon: don't be mean to girls!
Mikey: ur a girl? i thought you were a dog...
Matilda_Dixon: What?!
Mikey: you... deeply... resemble... a............. dog.
Matilda_Dixon: THAT'S IT!!!
!!BATTLE!!
Matilda_dixon uses Scary Images!
Mikey takes 12 damage!
Mikey uses Stabby Stab Stab Stab!
Matilda_Dixon takes 68 damage!
Matilda_Dixon uses Magic Tooth Fairy Wand!
Mikey takes no damage!
Mikey equippes Cheap Flashlight From Walmart!
Mikey attacks!
Matilda_Dixon is defeated!!
Matilda_Dixon: Nooo! Light! My only weakness!!!
Pinny: well done! well done!
Fred: cool how you pwned that noob.
Jason: THIS CHAPTER WASN'T EVEN ABOUT ME!!
Mikey: what chapter... ?
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Xx-Dark_Angel_Mayuki-xX Captain
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Xx-Dark_Angel_Mayuki-xX Captain
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Posted: Sat Sep 12, 2009 7:23 am
Subject: you got an e-card from a friend!
That's what it said before it went to heck in a hair ball...
I mean, all I did was open an e-mail! Now I got this blue screen with writing on it. GAWD!
" ... need help?" Mikey mumbled behind me. JESUS CHRISTMAS, where did he come from??
" ... like, from my mum and dad?"
CRAP! Is he in my head?!
" ... dunno... maybe... maybe not." I could tell he was smirking under his mask. He sat down next to me. Creepy. Then he started to edge closer to me. Creepy... er. Then he reached in front of me. I NEED AN ADULT!! I NEED AN ADULT!! suddenly Mikey was huddled over the laptop, tapping away at the keys.
" ... chill, dude. I'm, like, the MASTER of killing a virus..." Mikey sighed, ever-so-coolly. I fell asleep while he was working. when I woke up , it was around midnight. The glow from the screen burned my eyes. I could hear Mommy calling me...
"JASON VOORHEES!!! I DID NOT RAISE YOU TO LOOK AT SUCH FILTH!!!" She screamed. I soon realize that Myers had left up a naughty website to make Mommy mad at me, to trick her into thinking that I wasn't doing my job.
Thanks a bunch, Mikey. Now I'm grounded.
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Posted: Mon Oct 26, 2009 4:11 pm
cookiemonster195 has signed on.
~MEOW-RE-MIX~ has signed on.
cookiemonster195: I hate you, Mikey... I do. Why did you do that?
~MEOW-RE-MIX~: ur not grounded, so what's the deal?
cookiemonster195: it took FOREVER to explain it to mommy! So screw you!!
~MEOW-RE-MIX~: me-thinks you already did that on Fan Fiction. *shudders*
cookiemonster195: YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN!
~MEOW-RE-MIX~: I wanna play a game. I'll name an artist and you name one that starts with the last character of the previous name. Every 10 answers we start the next round.
Slayer
cookiemonster195: reliant k
~MEOW-RE-MIX~: korn
cookiemonster195: nirvana
~MEOW-RE-MIX~: AC/DC
cookiemonster195: coheed and cambria
~MEOW-RE-MIX: AFI
cookiemonster195: … um incubus??
~MEOW-RE-MIX~: slipknot
cookiemonster195: TENACIOUS D!!! =P
~MEOW-RE-MIX~: stare disturbed, easy. Okay round 2... flyleaf
cookiemonster195: Frenzal Rhomb
~MEOW-RE-MIX~: hehe... BLINK 182!! BEAT THAT, DOUCH BAG!!!
cookiemonster195: X_X ...I lost
$exyPIMP has signed on.
$exyPIMP: you guys are idiots.
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Xx-Dark_Angel_Mayuki-xX Captain
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Posted: Tue Feb 16, 2010 9:46 pm
This story is seriously FTW.
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Posted: Wed Feb 17, 2010 3:03 pm
heylookitsmrvolcano This story is seriously FTW. Thank you! This story is actually called "You Have 13 New Messages!". I wrote it on www.fanfiction.net if you want to read some other chapters.
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Xx-Dark_Angel_Mayuki-xX Captain
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Posted: Wed Feb 17, 2010 7:03 pm
Xx-Dark_Angel_Mayuki-xX heylookitsmrvolcano This story is seriously FTW. Thank you! This story is actually called "You Have 13 New Messages!". I wrote it on www.fanfiction.net if you want to read some other chapters. bitchn', I'll have to check that out sometime!
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Posted: Mon Mar 22, 2010 6:52 pm
.....-Raises machete defiantly.- Me and Micheal have no such relations that those..'fanfictions'... claim...Right Mother?
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Xx-Dark_Angel_Mayuki-xX Captain
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Posted: Mon Mar 22, 2010 7:28 pm
JasonVoorhees112 .....-Raises machete defiantly.- Me and Micheal have no such relations that those..'fanfictions'... claim...Right Mother? I just know a girl who writes them... God she makes me angry. She is also the girl who inspired my "Annoying Horror fans" rant.
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Posted: Mon Mar 22, 2010 7:40 pm
Xx-Dark_Angel_Mayuki-xX JasonVoorhees112 .....-Raises machete defiantly.- Me and Micheal have no such relations that those..'fanfictions'... claim...Right Mother? I just know a girl who writes them... God she makes me angry. She is also the girl who inspired my "Annoying Horror fans" rant.
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