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 Posted: Sat Sep 19, 2009 2:12 am
Ok this is probably the worst idea ever, but let's battle with out favorite foods! It's based off the hilarious Smosh Food battles. I'm sorry guys but I have been tempted to make this for ages. xd How to play: -Pick any food - Roll a 100 sided dice -Say how your favorite food won or fail doing the everyday task the AAY told you to do. And how their food won or fail at that task -Tell the next poster what your faovrite food is and what it has to do. (sunglasses, knife, cleaning windows ect.) If you still don't get it? Watch this: Smosh Food Battle 2006Ex Post: Beat your invisible Sandwich at being invisible? No problem! I screamed at the blood sausage to be invisible, but it wouldn't disappear so I ate it, and failed. His sandwich was already invisible meaning he won crying .
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Paladin 2012 rolled 1 100-sided dice:
86
Total: 86 (1-100)
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Posted: Sat Sep 19, 2009 2:22 am
You know the drill!
TNP: "Let's see your favorite food beat my Blood sausage in being a plunger!"
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The Old Exorcist rolled 1 100-sided dice:
29
Total: 29 (1-100)
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Posted: Sat Sep 19, 2009 3:39 am
Garlic Bread, don't fail me now!
Alright, Paladin's blood sausage could knock out some blockage, but I have the utmost confidence in my garlic bread! I quickly got to work in attempting to unclog the next toilet, but alas! My bread only succeeded in getting watterlogged and falling apart within the porcelain monstrocity.
But I'll bet my garlic bread makes for a better moccasin!
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Dream Chaser Remont rolled 1 100-sided dice:
83
Total: 83 (1-100)
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Posted: Sat Sep 19, 2009 4:08 am
"Oh, I think baked salmon can be a wonderful moccasin!"
Nyrk had to honor of going first his garlic bread he wrapped around his feet, and began to walk. It made him terribly clumsy and he fell face first into a car and up flew the garlic bread off his feet.
Wonderful, wonderful baked salmon on the other hand was great, I just insert my feet into the mass of fish meat, and instant moccasins! I loved wearing baked salmon as footwear so much that I threw away my new shoes and now I use salmon instead.
Next Poster: "My baked Salmon would probably be a much better fan than whatever you like."
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Othien rolled 1 100-sided dice:
45
Total: 45 (1-100)
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Posted: Sat Sep 19, 2009 9:11 am
Michelle, my belle.
These are words that go together well,
My Michelle.
"I'm pretty sure that my marshmallow toffee can make a better fan than that."
Alright, so there he was with his little baked salmon in his hand, waving it back and forth like was nobody's business. He had this look on his face of pure relief... and here I was with a melted toffee in my hand. Sure, he won... but that didn't stop little, jealous, old me from chucking my toffee at his head.
TNP: "My toffee could be better at stapling these two papers together!"Michelle, my belle.
Sont des mots qui vont très bien ensemble,
Très bien ensemble.
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Towelle rolled 1 100-sided dice:
13
Total: 13 (1-100)
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Posted: Sat Sep 19, 2009 3:39 pm
I see the angels, I'll lead them to your door... "I believe my lasagna has much more potential in the stapling industry!"
Kaokie went at it first, dropping her toffee on the stapler repeatedly, until finally, she decided to climb higher. She dropped her toffee from a cliff, and we stared as it landed on the stapler with impeccable aim. On my own attempt, my poor lasagna simply fell apart, splattering everything within a 3 yard radius with tomato sauce, pasta, and beef bits. The papers were stained forever, but unstapled.
TNP: "I bet my lasagna can clean a window better than your food!" ...There's no escape now, no mercy no more.
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Visher Leonidas Wulfgar rolled 1 100-sided dice:
36
Total: 36 (1-100)
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Posted: Sat Sep 19, 2009 3:51 pm
Hm..we'll see about that, Baked Octopus do your best!
As she tried her hardest to clean but just making it worse....ech..''didnt work well eh?'' I said and i washed the window with my Baked octi in a number battle i got 68% and she got a 16% in this.
Below: I bet my baked octi can beat your food in a sky diving test!
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Midnight Ethereal rolled 1 100-sided dice:
41
Total: 41 (1-100)
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Posted: Sat Sep 19, 2009 3:56 pm
"The true master of skydiving is without a Boiled Blue Crab!"
The Crab and Octopus were thrown out of a helicopter and plummeted down to the Earth while engaging in an epic fight.
"CRAB BATTLE!!!!!!!!"
Onoma yelled as the Crab grabbed the Octopus and cut it's parachute off.
The Crab preformed gracefully and landed safely, while the octopus landed in the mouth of a hungry man.
TNP: I bet you can't defeat my Boiled Blue Crab in Paintball!
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OldBlueGenes rolled 1 100-sided dice:
14
Total: 14 (1-100)
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Posted: Sat Sep 19, 2009 4:05 pm
"Ha! My fried chicken liver is gonna take your crab down!"
Try as my little fried morsels might, the boiled blue crab had a decided advantage. The livers had no hands or appendages of any kind to grab the paintball gun and all they could do was flee. Meanwhile, Midnight Ethereal's crab expertly held its gun with its little claws and silently waited on a hill until its targets came into view. It sniped each of my little fried chicked livers until they were covered with painted and more or less unfit to eat. Darn.
@np: I bet my fried chicken livers can caulk a bathtub better than your food!
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Paladin 2012 rolled 1 100-sided dice:
48
Total: 48 (1-100)
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Posted: Sat Sep 19, 2009 4:16 pm
"Pffff what do you think they make caulking from? Blood Sausage!"
It was true as it turned out thanks to some expert recourses there was a section of the tub that had mildew all over it, yuck. So I chewed my blood sausage into bits and spit it on where the mildew was. Good as new caulking.
Bonnie on the other hand didn't look up on Wikipedia that chicken liver is mildew incarnate and made things even worse. Infact she spent hours and hours re-doing everything but was shocked to see everything all moldy and such.
TNP: "My blood sausage makes a much better baseball bat then your food!"
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gummybazooka rolled 1 100-sided dice:
23
Total: 23 (1-100)
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Posted: Sun Sep 20, 2009 3:43 am
"AAAAANNNNNNNNNNNNNDDDDDD - STAAAAAARRRRRRRTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT!"
The fat balding man hit the gong, and both competitors whirled around to face each other - one, a young man holding a blood sausage in his hand and looking most devilish - the other, someone of indeterminate gender with a determined look carrying a bowl of chicken rice.
"THROW THE BALLS!"
And both contestants whirled around again - and the balls were thrown!
Paladin whirled his blood sausage with amazing dexterity, and THUNK! It connected squarely with the ball, and send it flying away - INTO THE CLEAR BLUE SKY! Roars of approval met this feat, and Paladin did a quick wave into the direction of the spectators.
And Gummy, well...
The ball flew towards her and she -
Well, technically she did hit the ball. Unfortunately, the ball broke the bowl into multiple shards - and Gummy ended up with rice all over her hand. Best part was that the glass turned her right hand into a mess too.
As such, we must conclude that blood sausage wins more at baseball than chicken rice!
TNP : My chicken rice can wash dishes better than your food!
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Snowy Zombie rolled 1 100-sided dice:
99
Total: 99 (1-100)
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Posted: Wed Oct 07, 2009 4:47 pm
"My jar of artichokes was practically made for this."
Now, ordinarily, the oil from the artichoke marinade would just make everything greasy and nasty and it'd sllip out of your fingers onto the floor and what not. However, my artichokes were not marinate. So, with some deft vegetable-brushing, the dishes became sparkling clean.
The, uh, chicken on the other hand? Yeah. Let's just say that Gummy spent a long while picking rice out of a couple of forks.
"I bet my artichoke can beat your food as a Heath Ledger look-alike."
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Ficchu rolled 1 100-sided dice:
70
Total: 70 (1-100)
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Posted: Wed Oct 07, 2009 4:59 pm
"Oh, KFC, don't fail me now!"
Question got down to business, taking all of the edible parts of the chicken off of the bone, and then assembling the bones into an attempt to reproduce a human skull. Eventually, this failed as the skull collapsed. In a last ditch attempt, Question got out some markers and drew a Joker face on the picture of Col. Sanders.
However, the judges had chosen. Her artichoke (with a similar Joker face) was better than my KFC bucket.
"I bet my bucket of KFC can beat your food in a water fight!"
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Doctor Wolfington MD rolled 1 100-sided dice:
82
Total: 82 (1-100)
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Posted: Wed Nov 11, 2009 8:04 am
"I think my salmon could beat your kfc in a water fight" and so it did it was silly to watch the kfc bucket just stand there while my fish flopped about in a small pool of water splashing the bucket until all the chicken was soggy.
"I bet you can't beat my salmon in re creating the Mona Lisa"
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