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Im tired of people saying chainsawing is not noob, or it takes skill. Im also tired of chainsaw noobs idiotic defenses against being called a chainsaw noob and that is "Oh its in teh gamez y not uze it?!", and "Ur teh noobz for gettin chainsawed.", or "Im not tat gud and I admit itz so I do watz I canz 2 win!". So without further ado here's my responses.
( btw this is about gears 2)

Now lets get some responses to these ridiculous defenses.

1. "Oh its in teh gamez y not uze it?!" This one is just retarded. Why not use it? Because it's ridiculously frustrating for the rest of us. It makes you the target of this post, and it makes you a little ball less b***h who needs to learn how to shotgun or hammerburst.

2. "Ur teh noobz for gettin chainsawed." Yeah okay Im the noob because my random(if not broken) shotgun decides "eh I dont fell like killing you." I've also heard a person say "Oh I chainsawed a whole team who was looking and shooting at me, that takes skill!" All I can say to that person is you got lucky. Or host.

3. "Im not tat gud and I admit itz so I do watz I canz 2 win!" All I can say to this excuse is practice, practice, practice, and practice. With the shotgun that is. Just because your not good at the game doesn't give you an excuse not to try to be good. All you have to do is point and shoot with the Gnasher.

And that's pretty much it. If anybody responds with an idiotic answer, the three excuses above, or any other excuse to chainsaw I deem you a fool.
Thanks for reading.

I love you btw Dizzy. I really do and I tend to agree. There is just something really morbid and awesome about seeing blood splatter all over the screen xd Fan-freaking-tastic if you've been dealing with snobby, English Tourists all day.

But seriously, I hear what HappyFunTimeChainsaw is saying and I acknowledge his opinion. Yes, SOME players use the Chainsaw waaaaaaaaay too much (Now it's not special!) and yes, it's annoying to get chainsawed all the time. It's just that not everyone here who like to chainsaw stuff/people/animals speaks in text talk and acts like a t**t, tis a touch stereotypical to be honest.

As for me, since I can't use the Shotgun worth s**t and the Hammerburst is boring and not nearly as nice looking (Have you seen the detail on the Lancer models! So much) I will continue to use and enjoy using the Lancer and chainsawing people for many more days to come.

Noob you scream? Probably.

Least I am man enough to admit it.

I like the chainsaw.

I mean I much prefer to keep a distance between me and the bad guys, however if you get close enough to me to use it, then why not?

It's especially fun if they haven't seen you hiding round the corner, and you just jump out and SPLAT!

Noobish? maybe. rolleyes

Your still crying about this? -_-
If you don't like the chainsaw stop playing gears.
There is ALWAYS going to be a person that likes to chainsaw. So get over it.
And no I wasn't on host when I chainsawed the entire team, I don't host because people tell me that I have a bad connection when I host and that everyone lags. So I don't host anymore. I chainsawed the entire team by using the map to my advantage and using the chainsaw glitch.

If your going to say "Learn to use a shotgun" or something stupid like that don't bother I can use every gun in the game except for the hammer of dawn. I don't like waiting for it timer.

I agree seriusly u know when for some ungodly reason u go threw 3 or 4 clips and still don;t kill them Chainsaw their a** but also corner chainsaws are A super noob move just don't hide thats when NOT to use the chainsaw.

you brang it up so...