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Posted: Mon Sep 28, 2009 11:16 am

[Welcome to Dimitri's journal! Here's you'll find some basic info - and songs - for all of my brats. Credits, of course, go to Ecavi for the lovely shop, Deitsae for the lovely art, and DareDelvil for song inspiration! She writes her own songs, guiz. Pretty damn awesome.]

Posted: Mon Sep 28, 2009 11:22 am

Regallegro is certainly an...interesting cat. To say he is full of himself would be to state the understatement of the century. He's amazing. He knows this. He doesn't know why everyone else doesn't know this, though, and is determined to educate the masses. He has two pet humans, an older married couple who treat him like the amazing cat he knows he is, and is the guardian of "The Printing Press", a small bookstore in the heart of downtown London.

To date, Regallegro has defeated a band of catnappers (read; was maybe slightly useful). He has no intentions of finding a mate, and especially no intentions of having kittens.

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Posted: Mon Sep 28, 2009 11:29 am

The Greatest Man Cat That Ever Lived - Weezer

[the song opens up to the sound of applause. regallegro stands ontop of a trashcan with his eyes closed, knowing the applause is for him, then jumps down when the lyrics begin, flirting rather casually with females in his..."audience" as he sings.]

You try to play cool, like you just don't care,
but soon I'll be playin' in your underwear!
I'm like the mage with the magic spell;
you come like a dog when I ring yo' bell.
I got the money, and I got the fame.
You got the hots to ride on my plane.
You givin' me all that I desire,
'cos down with me, I'm taking you higher.

[he jumps back up onto the trashcan and sings like he's announcing himself.]

I'm the baddest of the bad!
I'm the best that you've ever had!
I'm the tops, I'm the king!
All the girls get up when I sing, yeah!
I'm the meanest in the place!
Step up, I'll mess with your face!
I don't care where you are;
Look up and follow the star.

Iiiiiii'm gonna tear down the waaaall.
I may not be here when you caaaaaall...
So best be givin' me your aaaalllllll!

After the havoc that I'm gonna wreak,
no more words will elders have to speak.
I've got to answers to the tangled knot.
Sleep tight in your cot.

[much to the chagrin of the neighbors, regallegro leaps onto the fence and howls the next verse.]

Oooooh babyyy, I've been told I'm goin' crazy.
Oooooh babyyy, I can't be held down.
Oooooh babyyy, somehow I'm keeping it steady.
Oooooh babyyy, I'm tearing up this town.

Hey, this is what I like!
Cut my heart with a modern spike.
Hey, this is nothing new!
I've got more than enough for you.

[clearly getting into the song now, regallegro struts along the fence post, bouncing along to the beat.]

I can take on anybody. I can do my thing.
I don't wanna hurt nobody, but a bee has gotta sting!
I'ma fix it if you mix it up.
Talk smack, and I'ma gonna shut you up!

[he jumps down atop a cardboard box, nose pointed to the sky.]

Iiii am the greatest cat that ever lived!
I was born to give!
Iiii am the greatest cat that ever lived, oh,
Reeegaaaa-aaaaalleeeeeegrooooooo!

[back on the ground now, he sits as though he's reciting shakespeare, waving a paw in the air as he speaks.]

Somebody said all the world's is stage, and each of us is a player.
That's what I've been tryin' to tell you.
In Act 1, I was struggling to survive. Nobody wanted my action dead or alive.
Act 2, I hit the big time, and bodies be all up on my behind.
And I can't help myself, because I was born to shine.
If you don't like it, you can shove it. But you don't like it, you love it. [back on the garbage can.]
So I'll be up here in a rage, 'til they bring the curtain down on the stage.

[regallegro leaps onto a fire escape now, singing down the alley so that his voice echoes back.]

I'm the greatest cat that ever lived...
I'm the greatest cat that ever lived...
I'm the greatest cat that ever lived...

[leaping from an easy fifteen foot height, he lands on the downbeat and continues singing like it's no big deal.]

I am the greatest cat that ever lived!
I was born to give and give and give.
I am the greatest cat that ever lived:
Regallegro, gallegro, gallegro, gallegro!

I am the greatest cat ever lived!
I was born to give!

Posted: Mon Sep 28, 2009 11:40 am

Quietstion is not a Jellicle that many others know a great deal about. She's entirely mute: the most vocalization she can manage is gutteral growl and a rumbling purr. She can't tell her story, but it's clear from the aged look in her smiling eyes that it's a long one. She lives with a young woman in a flat in the suburbs of London. Her owner has only recently started letting her out; Quiestion is older and has had a history of small medical problems.

Though she does not do a great deal in the Jellicle community, she was instrumental in saving several of the kittens - especially young Vulfelorik, another Mystical who owns a small part of the female's heart.

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Posted: Mon Sep 28, 2009 11:41 am

[As a mute, it's a little hard to find a song for Quiestion. One will be here soon.]

Posted: Mon Sep 28, 2009 11:45 am

[Info coming soon.]

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Posted: Mon Sep 28, 2009 11:48 am

[Kratterwall will have a song in due time.]

Posted: Mon Sep 28, 2009 11:50 am

Poor little Stickinstack! The daughter of an especially overprotective feline, this kitten doesn't get to go on as many adventures as she'd like to. It's not so bad, though. Adventures really aren't her thing; Stickinstack prefers to lie in just the right sunbeam and watch the world go by. She is especially fond of various animals, and has saved countless mice, rats, and bugs from her family.

But all of that wouldn't be so bad, really, if it weren't for the fact that that Stickinstack's grandparents on her mother's side...are less than wonderful cats. There's a perhaps warranted fear that the kittens are in danger of being catnapped - and if that happens, Stickinstack's cheerfully lazy mentality might be in for a rude awakening.

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Posted: Mon Sep 28, 2009 11:52 am

Fireflies - Owl City

[stickinstack's snuck outside again, this time at night. curled up in the garden in her favorite spot - an old worn down park bench - she lazily sings to the lightning bugs that fly by.]

You would not believe your eyes
if ten million fireflies
lit up the world as I fell asleep.
'Cos they fill the open air
and leave teardrops everywhere.
You'd think me rude, but I would just stand and... stare.

[stickinstack rolls onto her back, pawing at a passing firefly.]

I'd like to make myself believe
that planet Earth turns slowly.
It's hard to say that I'd rather stay awake when I'm asleep,
'cos everything is never as it seems.

[as the firefly lands on stickinstack's nose, she laughs and - a bit clumsily - jumps to the ground and bounds after it.]

'Cos I get a thousand hugs
from ten thousand lightning bugs
as they try to teach me how to dance!
A foxtrot above my head.
A sock hop beneath my bed.
A disco ball is just hanging by a thread.

[tumbling into a patch of overgrown grass, stickinstack startles up a cloud of formerly resting moths. she stares - and sings - up as they flutter away.]

I'd like to make myself believe
that planet Earth turns slowly.
It's hard to say that I'd rather stay awake when I'm asleep,
'cos everything is never as it seems.

[effiltenik, stickinstack's ever wary mother, has clearly noticed that a kitten a missing. she leaps down to her daughter's side and quickly picks her up, pawing back inside.]

Leave my door open just a crack. (Please take me away from here.)
'Cause I feel like such an insomniac. (Please take me away from here.)
Why do I tire of counting sheep? (Please take me away from here.)
When I'm far too tired to fall asleep...

[back in the safety of the house, stickinstack is quick to bound away from her mother, finding the window closest to the garden and pressing her paws against the glass, singing back to the garden.]

To ten million fireflies!
I'm weird 'cos I hate good-byes.
I got misty eyes as they said farewell.
But I'll know where several are
if my dreams get real bizarre,
'cos I saved a few and I keep them in a jar.

I'd like to make myself believe
that planet Earth turns slowly.
It's hard to say that I'd rather stay awake when I'm asleep,
'cos everything is never as it seems.

I'd like to make myself believe
that planet Earth turns slowly.
It's hard to say that I'd rather stay awake when I'm asleep,
'cos everything is never as it seems.

[stickinstack stretches across the windowsill and yawns.]

I'd like to make myself believe
that planet Earth turns slowly.
It's hard to say that I'd rather stay awake when I'm asleep,
because my dreams are bursting at the seams.

[with her head resting on her paws, there's one last yawn before stickinstack closes her eyes for the night.]

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